soserious1 Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 My marriage was sexless (hubby choice) things got so bad that for the last year I slept on the sofa,sorta like the annoying dog that you banish from the bedroom. My new sofa was delivered this morning,the old one's on the curb.. if the freecycle folks don't claim it I'm thinking of burning it
Gunny376 Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Make sure you get a "burn permit" from the fire dept. first! Its a symbolic gesture of moving on and forard with your life, and putting the past behind. Now if you burned it on his curb, I would be impressed!
sumdude Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 My marriage was sexless (hubby choice) things got so bad that for the last year I slept on the sofa,sorta like the annoying dog that you banish from the bedroom. My new sofa was delivered this morning,the old one's on the curb.. if the freecycle folks don't claim it I'm thinking of burning it Had to laugh.. I too slept on the sofa, having been replaced in bed by the dog I bought her as a birthday present just 2 months before she left me.
Author soserious1 Posted January 2, 2009 Author Posted January 2, 2009 Make sure you get a "burn permit" from the fire dept. first! Its a symbolic gesture of moving on and forard with your life, and putting the past behind. Now if you burned it on his curb, I would be impressed! ROTFLMAO!!!! I just had a visual of me dragging the sofa to his house,laughed so hard I almost cried!!!
Author soserious1 Posted January 2, 2009 Author Posted January 2, 2009 Had to laugh.. I too slept on the sofa, having been replaced in bed by the dog I bought her as a birthday present just 2 months before she left me. LOL,I sleep in the big bed now.. complete with heated mattress pad, down comforter,linen sheets and 2 most grateful cats
Gunny376 Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 LOL,I sleep in the big bed now.. complete with heated mattress pad, down comforter,linen sheets and 2 most grateful cats Do you wear your "Big Girl" PJ's now also?
Author soserious1 Posted January 2, 2009 Author Posted January 2, 2009 Do you wear your "Big Girl" PJ's now also? LOL,I'm into pajama pants, wife beaters and fleece hoodies.. in nice colors of course, it's like living in the frozen tundra here:laugh:
BikerBeagle Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 I guess I'll never understand why the person leaving get's the bed, while the person being left gets the couch. My daughter's mom 'left' me before she could realistically move out so we still lived in the same house until she found another place. She slept on the couch ...I slept comfy and cozy in a king-sized bed. There's a current country song out right now that says "Anything goes when everything is gone".
Gunny376 Posted January 3, 2009 Posted January 3, 2009 ROTFLMAO!!!! I just had a visual of me dragging the sofa to his house,laughed so hard I almost cried!!! What would be really super-cool would be dragging the sofa over the XHEX's curb, setting it on fire, and getting one of those 1970's super huge boom boxes like some use to carry on their shoulders and playing "Disco Inferno" with the lyrics "Burn Baby Burn! Disco Inferno!"
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