How I got to feeling better: The 2 step guide to being happy forever

[ThomasX]

Hey all, this is a true story. It happened today-- and so far, it's gone great.

 

Well, todays been hell for the most part. At least this morning was. A lot of you who've been reading my posts today, know that.

 

Well, tonight my dad and me had plans to go out to dinner with our church's head priest. (My dads the head usher at Notre Dame, and I help, so we have known the priest for a long time).

 

So anyways, after dinner, we go back to the church and he gives us a tour of his living quarters. (THEYRE HUGE).

 

After, I asked if he could give me a blessing or something because I have been very depressed lately and it's very tough.

 

He told me he already has been praying for me, once he found out my ex and me broke up.

 

He said I could also have some holy water if I'd like.

 

This piqued my interests.

 

I told him "Sounds good"

 

So he took my dad and me into the big church, and he gave me some of his holy water personally.

 

So I took it home and told my dad I planned on drinking some.

 

He said he advised against it, and that I could maybe get sick for all he knows.

 

I disregarded his advise, and drank some.

 

I figured that if I somehow died from drinking Holy Water, it would be an automatic ticket to Heaven!

 

 

LOL! (This is a true story. I can take a pic of the holy water).

 

Anyways, the 2 (Possibly 3) steps.

 

1: Get holy water.

2: Sprinkle some on you and your room. Even if you aren't religious-- it really just.. helps.

*3: Drink it. This is a win win situation, right here. You either feel better or you get sick and die and get a free pass to Heaven.

 

 

 

 

 

****Disclaimer: This is a relatively fun topic. I figured we could all use some light humor.

...I really did this, though. And I really do feel better after drinking it. Lol. Sounds nuts, I know. But I was desperate

[emmanuel]

Hey Alex, I am not religious but if it helps to fell better, go for it, finding strengh in people, god or even animals, my cat help me a lot....good for you bro.

[quankanne]

you silly boy! Drinking holy water :D:D

 

you doknow how they make holy water, doncha? They boil the hell outta it *rimshot*

[ThomasX]

Lmao @ the above reply

 

and Emmanuel man my name is THOMAS!

 

Thomas X.

 

X stands for Xavier, my friend.

 

Thomas Xavier is my name.

 

But you can call me Thomas X or just tom or thomas. hahah dunno where you got alex from

 

but lmao @ the boil the hell out of it comment. that was a great addition to this topic

[lofi_tokyo]

Hehe the little Alex thing made me laugh/smile.

[emmanuel]

Damned sorry, my friend who help him to go through hell right now is Alex, so it stucked in my head, sorry Thomas.

I used to be a Altar boy at 12, was drinking holy water and the body of Christ..lol