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This is a funny thread:lmao:

 

Farting really doesn't bother me if it's occasional. It's actually pretty funny. My current boyfriend and I were laying on the bed and I was about to fall asleep when he farted so loudly it actually woke me up! We laughed about it for the longest time. He didn't mean to do it. Thankfully, it didn't smell haha.

 

But...then I had one boyfriend that was just gross. He would force them out on purpose and stink up the place. He even literally pooped his pants one night from doing that.

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This is a funny thread:lmao:

 

Farting really doesn't bother me if it's occasional. It's actually pretty funny. My current boyfriend and I were laying on the bed and I was about to fall asleep when he farted so loudly it actually woke me up! We laughed about it for the longest time. He didn't mean to do it. Thankfully, it didn't smell haha.

 

But...then I had one boyfriend that was just gross. He would force them out on purpose and stink up the place. He even literally pooped his pants one night from doing that.

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

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I think farting when someone pulls your finger is pretty below the belt when it comes to humor.

 

Actually, according to Alexander Pope, "Wit is the lowest form of humor." By which he meant quips, puns, clever turns of phrase, etc. He also said, "Wit is incredibly sexy," but someone farted loudly right when he said it and stole his thunder.

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I think farting when someone pulls your finger is pretty below the belt when it comes to humor.

 

No pun intended :lmao:

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My partner and i are comfortable about that, i think thats the only thing we're comfortable with in our relationship (its sad but its true). Neither one of us have a problem farting in the others presence, hes even pooped while im in the shower and that doesnt bother me at all, since its a natural thing and everyone does it whether we like to admit it or not.

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Some of the poster's replies sound as if unless you are comfortable farting in front of each other...your relationship is not close, or healthy.

 

Thats crazy. I probably would not divorce because of farting and burping...but we'd be in MC for sure. MC, Doctors, Whatever it took.

 

I think most of us can agree that being polite, courteous, and respectful is a good quality. Its easy to do with strangers, friends, etc. But often becomes overlooked in a marriage. I try to be just as courteous and polite at home and expect the same. That simple politeness includes controlling my natural bodily functions, like farting, burping, vomiting...etc... until I am alone. I dont think it takes away from our relationship in the least. Besides, although I like to think we always find each other attractive...the whole gas thing is a turn off. Why be a turn off? Some dating rules should be carried on into marriage.

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Besides, although I like to think we always find each other attractive...the whole gas thing is a turn off. Why be a turn off? Some dating rules should be carried on into marriage.

 

And it's not even just dating rules - it's family rules. My parents didn't go around farting in front of the kids, and we were taught that's not polite. Because it's not.

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My bf holds me down and farts on me... not to mention the dutch oven first thing in the morning. :love:

 

He's my best friend, and I hide nothing from him, even my flatulence.

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