D-Lish Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 I don't normally get zits anymore, but I woke up this morning and "this thing" was so big I felt like I was in bed with someone else. It's on my cheek between the bridge of my nose and under my eye... I look like I am "down with the syndrome". I was going to go into the city tonight and have dinner with this guy I have been seeing- but I cancelled (actually , it called and cancelled for me- yeah, it's that big). When I was younger I would have covered it up and gone on my way, but this suckah is growing. It's so big I may have to name it and have it baptized before I kill it. Too bad, I had a nice outfit picked out. Ever cancelled a date because of a zit? I am icing it. Don't tell me to pop it KMT. I'm disturbed by my my own image in the mirror.
2sunny Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 um - ya... i know this well. too well. ever since i quit drinking my skin has been terrible. mine are not the normal pimple either... they seem to have a life of their own... i often avoid going out when my skin is bad. vitamins have helped a bit - but still, hasn't removed the issue completely. i was told by my sponsor and others to expect this to be ongoing for two years... it's the toxins trying to get out of my system. grrrr two years? WTF? i guess that's what a gallon of vodka every day for years will do to the system. what a price to pay for sobriety...
jerbear Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 Take a picture of it and post it online! :lmao: No I have never canceled a date due to a zit. I don't feel a reason to cancel a date just because of zits.
whichwayisup Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 Name it! Definately take a pic and post it, we all wanna see how big it is. Did you tell your date about the zit??? hehe
carhill Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 My wife has a zit fetish. I swear she gets absolutely wet popping whatever she finds on my back after a long sweaty day out working. So, guys, if you want a woman who loves zits, farts and belches with the best of them, and can row an 18 speed to boot, I've got a woman for you No, she never canceled a date when she had a zit. Boy, she'd talk about it, though
whichwayisup Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 Pop it, then use toothpaste and/or rubbing alcohol. It'll hurt like a beyotch at first, but you'll feel better. Ha, wouldn't it be funny if you marry this guy? Then one day you can tell the kids about the zit cancelled date.
Jilly Bean Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 I had a small, er, healing "eruption" last week before my big date with C. Was this thing not able to be concealed with makeup? Was it making shadow puppets?
Author D-Lish Posted October 28, 2008 Author Posted October 28, 2008 I had a small, er, healing "eruption" last week before my big date with C. Was this thing not able to be concealed with makeup? Was it making shadow puppets? Haha! No concealing it. It's making my eye pinch shut a bit. I swear it has cognitive skills and opposable thumbs. I laid down to have a nap and it talked so much I couldn't fall asleep. I told him- and he laughed...lots. He's pretty cool. He told me he'd turn the lights off and sit on my "good side".
Jilly Bean Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 Haha! No concealing it. It's making my eye pinch shut a bit. I swear it has cognitive skills and opposable thumbs. I laid down to have a nap and it talked so much I couldn't fall asleep. I told him- and he laughed...lots. He's pretty cool. He told me he'd turn the lights off and sit on my "good side". This SO sounds like that Family Guy episode when Chris had a zit and it went crazy. I remember that zit talked in total JIVE. Does yours have an accent? Wait, so his solution was to sit on your face? Whaaatt?
CandyGirlXO Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 I don't normally get zits anymore, but I woke up this morning and "this thing" was so big I felt like I was in bed with someone else. It's on my cheek between the bridge of my nose and under my eye... I look like I am "down with the syndrome". I was going to go into the city tonight and have dinner with this guy I have been seeing- but I cancelled (actually , it called and cancelled for me- yeah, it's that big). When I was younger I would have covered it up and gone on my way, but this suckah is growing. It's so big I may have to name it and have it baptized before I kill it. Too bad, I had a nice outfit picked out. Ever cancelled a date because of a zit? I am icing it. Don't tell me to pop it KMT. I'm disturbed by my my own image in the mirror. Oh D-lish you are so funny! You're such a beautiful girl a zit wouldn't change that. LOL I can't believe you told the guy the truth! I would have made up another excuse!
Konfuzion Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 I swear it has cognitive skills and opposable thumbs. I literally lol'ed.
Author D-Lish Posted October 28, 2008 Author Posted October 28, 2008 It totally reminds me of the family guy episode JB! It's like it's talking to me telling me to do bad things...haha Of course it has an accent...irish...lol. Aw, thanks CG... but believe me- it's very noticeable! I'd normally paste on some concealer, but not this time. Yeah, I told him... We've been out about 5 times, and all we ever do is laugh about silly things:lmao: Right now it's learning basic math and I'm teaching it to read.
Author D-Lish Posted October 28, 2008 Author Posted October 28, 2008 You should teach it to cook! I'm planning on doing so tomorrow - but not right now, it is looking angry. I'm considering enrolling it in an anger management program. Maybe an intervention?
LoveDeluxe78 Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 Ever cancelled a date because of a zit? Not a zit, no, but once I woke up and I could barely open my eye!!! It was all swollen and I, too, looked like I was "down with the syndrome". Turned out I had left the windows open and mosquitoes invaded my bedroom and bit me all over, on my eye, and then on my forehead where it looked like my Siamese twin was growing from my forehead!!!!! Quite frightening so needless to say, I canceled a date!!!
Author D-Lish Posted October 28, 2008 Author Posted October 28, 2008 Not a zit, no, but once I woke up and I could barely open my eye!!! It was all swollen and I, too, looked like I was "down with the syndrome". Turned out I had left the windows open and mosquitoes invaded my bedroom and bit me all over, on my eye, and then on my forehead where it looked like my Siamese twin was growing from my forehead!!!!! Quite frightening so needless to say, I canceled a date!!! I'm very happy you got the 'down with the syndrome' reference:p Not many do.... haha. How can we go out on dates looking like that? I'm singing my zit Braham's lullaby right now... rocking it slowly. But crap... it's demanding Greenday. Yeah, It wants to be "a Minority"... but I can't date with a rogue municipality on my cheek bone. I need some serious help. Big guns?
Peter_pan Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 haha yeah been there done that. cancelled meetinga girl cause i had 5 on my forehead, those ones that hurt like hell and you cant pop. my head is fine now. i hate spots the end
jerbear Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 I think we found the "cure" for our oil supply! Maybe you should donate it to medical research?
LoveDeluxe78 Posted October 28, 2008 Posted October 28, 2008 I'm very happy you got the 'down with the syndrome' reference:p Not many do.... haha. How can we go out on dates looking like that? I'm singing my zit Braham's lullaby right now... rocking it slowly. But crap... it's demanding Greenday. Yeah, It wants to be "a Minority"... but I can't date with a rogue municipality on my cheek bone. I need some serious help. Big guns? You're hilarious! So...I'm writing to check in on your zit that has its own postal code and zoning ordinance! lol Has it shrunk at all? Have you scheduled another day for the date? And....who's this guy? And yes, I have heard of "down with the syndrome" before! lol
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