freckles73 Posted October 26, 2008 Posted October 26, 2008 We've all seen them. The online dating profiles that are so absurd you either laugh at their stupidity or shake your head while saying, "No wonder they're still single." I just came across another one. This from a 44 year old guy who obviously thinks *very* highly of himself. I think he should just date himself, since he's so in love: No pressure, no issues, just a fun time with a normal guy whose company you will enjoy. Let's see where (if anywhere) it goes I'm a successful businessman that has held several positions of progressing importance with Fortune 500 companies acoss the US. My proudest accomplishment is as father of a beautiful and brilliant 17-yr old daughter, currently a senior being recruited by top colleges all over the country including Harvard, Yale, MIT, etc -yet she has inheirited my sense of humor and a gracious humility. I am not as handsome as I always thought I used to be, however I feel that I am able to provide fun and interesting company to someone seeking those qualities, and more, with no pressure and issues....going out to dinner or enjoying a meal I have prepared, watching a DVD and having fun in each others company. I am 6' tall and 200lbs, and although not a superficial person- I prefer an attractive and thin companion to accompany me -preferably wiithut younger children, but we'll see. Intelligence and dedication to a career a plus. My home is far too large (especially when Kiersten goes to school) at this point-need to downsize-but I love my 6 cars, a fun and interesting weekend hobby (they are not junkers, they are exotic sports cars). I need a fun partner to hang and chill and joke around with...I have missed that company since my wife of 24 years passed away. A female from 25-35 who just likes to have fun can not find a better guy. Guaranteed
D-Lish Posted October 26, 2008 Posted October 26, 2008 He'll get some gold digging retarded chicks to strip for him on web cam, somehow convincing them he is on his boat in the mediterranean and can't load it up at the moment.... Guess what? I bet some of his fishing will work and he will convince some stupid women to do it....
Green Posted October 26, 2008 Posted October 26, 2008 He'll get some gold digging retarded chicks to strip for him on web cam, somehow convincing them he is on his boat in the mediterranean and can't load it up at the moment.... Guess what? I bet some of his fishing will work and he will convince some stupid women to do it.... would you mind striping for me on web cam I'm out on my boat in the mediteranian somewhere and it gets lonely... oh and on a more on topic note I saw no absurdity in his post? is it that he wants between 25-35? OR that he admitted to liking thin girls?
Citizen Erased Posted October 26, 2008 Posted October 26, 2008 Damn it I'm too young..oh um I mean what a tosser...
Green Posted October 26, 2008 Posted October 26, 2008 Damn it I'm too young..oh um I mean what a tosser... Your securely inside my age requirements
MN randomguy Posted October 26, 2008 Posted October 26, 2008 You should reply and tell him how amazed you are with his profile. Dear Sir, I saw your posting and am completely amazed. I am a human interest reporter for the local newspaper. I would like to meet you on your yacht sometime and interview the most insecure small cocked man in the entire world. Sincerely, Freckles73
D-Lish Posted October 26, 2008 Posted October 26, 2008 You should reply and tell him how amazed you are with his profile. Dear Sir, I saw your posting and am completely amazed. I am a human interest reporter for the local newspaper. I would like to meet you on your yacht sometime and interview the most insecure small cocked man in the entire world. Sincerely, Freckles73 He could be some 14 year old kid sitting in his parents basement... A few too many spelling mistakes and proper grammar usage in his profile to be anything more than a shady character.
prettybaby Posted October 26, 2008 Posted October 26, 2008 I bet he's not even that wealthy lol I mean, what successful man with class would brag that way online? It's just pathetic
Bells Posted October 26, 2008 Posted October 26, 2008 We've all seen them. The online dating profiles that are so absurd you either laugh at their stupidity or shake your head while saying, "No wonder they're still single." I just came across another one. This from a 44 year old guy who obviously thinks *very* highly of himself. I think he should just date himself, since he's so in love:No pressure, no issues, just a fun time with a normal guy whose company you will enjoy. Let's see where (if anywhere) it goes I'm a successful businessman that has held several positions of progressing importance with Fortune 500 companies acoss the US. My proudest accomplishment is as father of a beautiful and brilliant 17-yr old daughter, currently a senior being recruited by top colleges all over the country including Harvard, Yale, MIT, etc -yet she has inheirited my sense of humor and a gracious humility. I am not as handsome as I always thought I used to be, however I feel that I am able to provide fun and interesting company to someone seeking those qualities, and more, with no pressure and issues....going out to dinner or enjoying a meal I have prepared, watching a DVD and having fun in each others company. I am 6' tall and 200lbs, and although not a superficial person- I prefer an attractive and thin companion to accompany me -preferably wiithut younger children, but we'll see. Intelligence and dedication to a career a plus. My home is far too large (especially when Kiersten goes to school) at this point-need to downsize-but I love my 6 cars, a fun and interesting weekend hobby (they are not junkers, they are exotic sports cars). I need a fun partner to hang and chill and joke around with...I have missed that company since my wife of 24 years passed away. A female from 25-35 who just likes to have fun can not find a better guy. Guaranteed Just for the record...I didn't make this post. LOL!
Author freckles73 Posted October 27, 2008 Author Posted October 27, 2008 These lame profiles keep popping up. What is with the people that will shell out $39.99 a month to only post a couple of sentences that say nothing about themselves and don't bother to put a picture up either? Here's another gem I found: single again looking for a lasting relationship based on mutual respect and love. a woman who desires to stay fit and who loves children and wants to be a step mom. a woman who wants to be part of a local church and is not judgmental. If you see any lame-o/stupid profiles, copy them here.
CommitmentPhobe Posted October 27, 2008 Posted October 27, 2008 What does your personal say? Fun, outgoing, down to earth, spontaneous In my spare time I browse online personals and pick them apart for fun ?
Jilly Bean Posted October 27, 2008 Posted October 27, 2008 What does your personal say? Fun, outgoing, down to earth, spontaneous In my spare time I browse online personals and pick them apart for fun ? Seriously! I think it speaks FAR worse for someone who gets off on making fun of others profiles, than it does what was actually written in one.
Lovegod Posted October 27, 2008 Posted October 27, 2008 Just for the record...I didn't make this post. LOL! Dude, this is exactly how you described the man that every woman wants. Too bad they're all trashing him To give fair criticism, I have to say the guy tells too much about himself. A fun, light-hearted profile will go much farther than this piece of self-selling crap. ...and for all the guys who think it's a good idea to write a profile like that, qualify the women AFTER they respond; don't put your qualifications in your profile.
Lovegod Posted October 27, 2008 Posted October 27, 2008 a woman who desires to stay fit and who loves children and wants to be a step mom. HAHAHAHahaha! :laugh: I just read that one. Who actually WANTS to be a step mom? When I dated women with kids, it was hell. I can't imagine what kind of a left-handed wank would put that in their profile.
btc8 Posted October 27, 2008 Posted October 27, 2008 I'm a successful businessman that has held several positions of progressing importance with Fortune 500 companies acoss the US. I'm most certainly sure that besides Fannie and Freddie, this guy working for a Fortune 500 company is partly responsible for the financial crisis in America. I also can say that each person has his own..um..standards..but when you're 6 ft tall and 200 lbs, I can guarantee that's NOT 200 lbs of muscle..
Vertex Posted October 27, 2008 Posted October 27, 2008 Actually that's far from the truth. At 6 feet tall, a fairly well-built body can be anywhere from 200 to 220 depending on body type.
Dark-N-Romantic Posted October 27, 2008 Posted October 27, 2008 It doesn't sound absurd to me. Now how true it is can only be proven by those who date him or who know him. He could be one of those bold people who is not going to hid much from you or a braggard who is looking for a trophy to add to his prizes in life. Thing is this, I am sure there are probably A LOT of women who responded to that (and some who many not be gold diggers). If it works it works, so how absurd can it be? Now the billion dollar question is this, how is it a nice, sweet profile get NO replies from a highly active website for years? DNR ~~Different strokes for different folks,~~
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