spookie Posted October 23, 2008 Posted October 23, 2008 Bad news. I'm not getting transferred. He might be my boss for YEARS. In fact, he probably will be. Words don't begin to capture my disappointment. If he comes to work talking about some WOMAN I think I'm actually going to cry. I'm in love with him. I want his babies over Wesley's. I've NEVER wanted someone's babies over Wesley's. Maybe that's premature, but when you're around someone 8 hours a day 4.5 days a week, I think you get to know them pretty well. At least you have a pretty good idea of how their minds work. What am I supposed to do? How do I just get over it?
CommitmentPhobe Posted October 23, 2008 Posted October 23, 2008 Imagine him taking a dump and playing with his 1/2 inch penis while reading a copy of trainspotting international. Sounds like a real catch
Author spookie Posted October 23, 2008 Author Posted October 23, 2008 Imagine him taking a dump and playing with his 1/2 inch penis while reading a copy of trainspotting international. Sounds like a real catch LOL. The thing is, I'm confident his penis is at least average.
johan Posted October 23, 2008 Posted October 23, 2008 Maybe it would help if I sent you a picture of myself. Then you could be hooked on someone else.
Author spookie Posted October 23, 2008 Author Posted October 23, 2008 Maybe it would help if I sent you a picture of myself. Then you could be hooked on someone else. Go for it, Johan. I thought you were the ape with the big arms?
CommitmentPhobe Posted October 23, 2008 Posted October 23, 2008 LOL. The thing is, I'm confident his penis is at least average. You're wrong, it shrunk overnight because he played with it for 9 hours straight after seeing a picture of a choo choo train. Besides which he has a flatulence problem and he has to emtpy his bladder every 15 minutes, he's just very good at hiding these things. You had a lucky escape. If you'd have gotten into a relationship with him you'd have had to have taken a portaloo, some wet wipes and an air freshener just to go for a walk in the park. How romantic.
johan Posted October 23, 2008 Posted October 23, 2008 Go for it, Johan. I thought you were the ape with the big arms? Nope. I'm not the least bit apelike. Except at that magic moment when we all regress a little bit.
IrishCarBomb Posted October 23, 2008 Posted October 23, 2008 Go crazy and claim sexual harrassment on him. Then get a restraining order. You'll never see him again!
joshaz Posted October 23, 2008 Posted October 23, 2008 Why get over him? Kidnap him and keep him in your cellar
Author spookie Posted October 23, 2008 Author Posted October 23, 2008 Why get over him? Kidnap him and keep him in your cellar Given that I've already figured out the names of all his siblings, google-earthed his house, and joined his YMCA, this sounds right up my alley.
D-Lish Posted October 23, 2008 Posted October 23, 2008 Maybe it would help if I sent you a picture of myself. Then you could be hooked on someone else. I was going to do the same thing! Spooks- Keep this vision... Just imagine everytime you see him, that underneath his suit he wears granny panties and his mothers bra and camisole. When he looks too serious... you know that either his back hair is caught in his bra strap... or his panties are riding up his mangina. When he is laughing... Know it's because he likes the feel of those polyester granster gitches against his hairy (very hairy) balls. If you check out his butt and see no panty-lines... it's a dead give away he is wearing spanx.
allina Posted October 23, 2008 Posted October 23, 2008 So you don't think he feels the same about you, at all?
Author spookie Posted October 23, 2008 Author Posted October 23, 2008 So you don't think he feels the same about you, at all? I don't know. I think we're attracted to each other (I've caught him checking me out, and I can just tell, by the way that he treats me), but I have to assume he's not taking that very seriously, since he was the one who put in the effort to ensure I stay in his department. Also, I heard him inviting another coworker in our department to his birthday party, but he did not extend such an invitation to me. Granted, he has worked with her for 8 years, but still... that can't mean anything good. I know he really likes me as a co-workers (and tends to overestimate my abilities). Does that count for anything?
shadowplay Posted October 24, 2008 Posted October 24, 2008 I'm in love with him. I want his babies over Wesley's. I've NEVER wanted someone's babies over Wesley's. Wow, at least someone has finally debunked Wesley from his monopoly. Even if nothing happens, that in itself is an accomplishment.
Lovegod Posted October 24, 2008 Posted October 24, 2008 If he comes to work talking about some WOMAN I think I'm actually going to cry. ...and this my friends is WHY you don't stick your d1nk in the company ink.
CandyGirlXO Posted October 24, 2008 Posted October 24, 2008 ...and this my friends is WHY you don't stick your d1nk in the company ink. That is probably true, but sometimes you can't help who you like no matter how hard you try.
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