Jilly Bean Posted October 18, 2008 Posted October 18, 2008 If he pees ANYWHERE besides the toilet, RUB HIS NOSE IN IT, Spookie!!!! Works for puppies...
Nemo Posted October 18, 2008 Posted October 18, 2008 There's nothing like a steamy golden shower, to warm up these crisp fall days.
shadowplay Posted October 18, 2008 Posted October 18, 2008 WTF is right. He sounds ridiculously immature. Like a bratty little boy who throws a tantrem whenever he doesn't get his way. I'm shocked too that he came down after you guys broke up. Is he just trying to guilt-trip you, or hoping he'll somehow convince you to take him back? This reminds me of an equally awkward situation I was in with a guy I dated two years ago. We broke up but he was still insistent on keeping his plans to visit me for a week (despite my protests). It was completely miserable. I had started dating another guy and he insisted that I stay every night home with him and not spend even one night with this other guy even though the new guy was about to move. I went anyway, and my ex had a hissy fit while I was gone. He started bawling like crazy in the middle of the night and my parents had to calm him down. What a nightmare.
shadowplay Posted October 18, 2008 Posted October 18, 2008 There's nothing like a steamy golden shower, to warm up these crisp fall days. :lmao: That's a good way of making lemonade out of lemons...or in this case something else...?
jerbear Posted October 18, 2008 Posted October 18, 2008 I still can't wait for him to leave. Take him to the airport HOURS early, if the flight is at 6pm, take him the airport at noon and leave him there If he pees ANYWHERE besides the toilet, RUB HIS NOSE IN IT, Spookie!!!! Works for puppies... What if it is not pee? :eek:
muse08 Posted October 19, 2008 Posted October 19, 2008 Urine is sterile. Besides, you might be able to make it fun. nemo is right about it being sterile, but still...eeewww...! super-freak on board... thanks for the video clip, luv this song. the intro is my favorite!
Ariadne Posted October 19, 2008 Posted October 19, 2008 Oh, Come on spookie. The guy is visiting, be nice. Besides, you never study. Oh, how much you really need to study now.
Author spookie Posted October 19, 2008 Author Posted October 19, 2008 Ugh. I'm so pissed I'm gonna kill somebody. I made the mistake of inviting TT to sleep in my bed with me a few nights ago. Not to have sex - I just wanted someone to cuddle up and pretend was my boss. Nothing happened. We just slept together. Well, since then he's been climbing into my bed each night, after I pass out. And trying to hold me. It's fcvking annoying. Deep breaths. Deep breaths. He'll be gone soon.
Green Posted October 19, 2008 Posted October 19, 2008 Ugh. I'm so pissed I'm gonna kill somebody. I made the mistake of inviting TT to sleep in my bed with me a few nights ago. Not to have sex - I just wanted someone to cuddle up and pretend was my boss. Nothing happened. We just slept together. Well, since then he's been climbing into my bed each night, after I pass out. And trying to hold me. It's fcvking annoying. Deep breaths. Deep breaths. He'll be gone soon. What did you expect to happen
Author spookie Posted October 19, 2008 Author Posted October 19, 2008 What did you expect to happen If you haven't noticed yet, I'm not that bright.
Author spookie Posted October 19, 2008 Author Posted October 19, 2008 We might be ok tonight and on. I'm pissed at him, but he's at least equally pissed at me. He hasn't said a word to me in a couple of hours, since he caught me googling my boss. The way I see it is, it was inevitable that he'd have to face the harsh reality that I'm fantasy-dating someone else. The sooner he comes to terms with it, the better. But he doesn't see that yet. I wish he'd stop sending out all those bad vibes.
Nevermind Posted October 19, 2008 Posted October 19, 2008 Ugh. I'm so pissed I'm gonna kill somebody. I made the mistake of inviting TT to sleep in my bed with me a few nights ago. Not to have sex - I just wanted someone to cuddle up and pretend was my boss. Nothing happened. We just slept together. Well, since then he's been climbing into my bed each night, after I pass out. And trying to hold me. It's fcvking annoying. You invite him. He comes. You go ballistic. You invite him into your bed. He comes. You go ballistic. Uhm. Not saying that he should do this, but I guess you didn't clearly communicate with him that you wanted neither. Instead, you're angry that he is not a mindreader.
Lishy Posted October 19, 2008 Posted October 19, 2008 If you haven't noticed yet, I'm not that bright. I have just realised lol
jerbear Posted October 19, 2008 Posted October 19, 2008 spookie, you are spookie... googling your boss... what are we going to do about you...
Geishawhelk Posted October 19, 2008 Posted October 19, 2008 If you haven't noticed yet, I'm not that bright. I suggest you put both legs down one knicker leg-hole. That makes you not bright and not available!
Geishawhelk Posted October 19, 2008 Posted October 19, 2008 I'll have you know, I do not have hairy feet. (And that's all I'm saying.)
foreverlove06 Posted October 19, 2008 Posted October 19, 2008 So I'm sitting in someone's front yard being snarled at by a bulldog while I steal internet, because I need y'all's advice pretty bad. This statement combined with your default picture made me laugh, thanks...
muse08 Posted October 19, 2008 Posted October 19, 2008 If you haven't noticed yet, I'm not that bright. what is wrong with you? why can't you say no to him and lock your bedroom door? seems as if you're doing whta you want to do and i think you even still like this dude... if not, you're a glutton for torture. if i really didn't like someone, to the extent you seem to be pretending, then i wouldn't be able to allow him into my home, let alone sleep beside me in my BED!!!... are you making this whole story up...come on, come clean w/ us...lol
Lishy Posted October 19, 2008 Posted October 19, 2008 Imagine if he peed on her head tonight? That would be sooooooo funny hahahhaha
Jilly Bean Posted October 19, 2008 Posted October 19, 2008 Imagine if he peed on her head tonight? That would be sooooooo funny hahahhaha :lmao: You slay me, Lishy. Spookie - were you at least able to take Lishy's advice and have him pee on the cockroach? Seriously - Im sorry this visit has been hellish. Maybe it will serve as a personal strengthening tool to avoid this going forward.
Nemo Posted October 19, 2008 Posted October 19, 2008 Poor dude. I hope he at least gets a goodbye blowjob.
shadowplay Posted October 20, 2008 Posted October 20, 2008 what is wrong with you? why can't you say no to him and lock your bedroom door? seems as if you're doing whta you want to do and i think you even still like this dude... if not, you're a glutton for torture. if i really didn't like someone, to the extent you seem to be pretending, then i wouldn't be able to allow him into my home, let alone sleep beside me in my BED!!!... are you making this whole story up...come on, come clean w/ us...lol I don't know...I can sort of understand where she's coming from. I've also been guilty in the past of using guys I dislike or no longer like for anonymous cuddling. Sometimes cuddling with a warm body is preferable to none at all, especially when you fantasy about somebody you like better during.
Storyrider Posted October 21, 2008 Posted October 21, 2008 I don't know...I can sort of understand where she's coming from. I've also been guilty in the past of using guys I dislike or no longer like for anonymous cuddling. Sometimes cuddling with a warm body is preferable to none at all, especially when you fantasy about somebody you like better during. Such sentiments inspire the likes of: Yea I'll pay your cab fare home You can even use my best cologne Just don't be here in the morning when I wake up Or, I need a lover who won't drive me crazy, someone who knows the meaning of, "Hey, hit the highway!"
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