spookie Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 So I'm sitting in someone's front yard being snarled at by a bulldog while I steal internet, because I need y'all's advice pretty bad. TT the bedpisser just called to inform me he will arrive at O'Hare Thursday morning, presumably to stay with me for a week. He bought a ticket long ago and after we broke up I foolishly told him he was more than welcome to still come, assuming, incorrectly, that since his ticket was refundable he wouldn't take me up on the offer, finding something better to do with his fall break than mope around my empty apartment while I study. How do I prevent him from boarding that plane? I do NOT want him to pee on my carpet.
Green Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 your ex is a bed pisser? just tell him he can't come and who cares if hes mad, ... txt him he can't come then don't reply to any of his crap
Nemo Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 My personal recommendation follows. Do you feel like a MONSTER has been peeing in your home? This kit is "Godzilla" sized... NOW YOU'RE ARMED FOR BATTLE!http://www.planeturine.com/dsp_productKits.cfm?ProductKitID=17
Storyrider Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 I foolishly told him he was more than welcome to still come How long ago was this? And is this truly the first inkling he's given you that he's coming? Why did he wait until two days before to tell you? Clearly he's traveling thousands of miles to mark you out as his territory. You should wait until he gets there, and then pee on him, before he can pee on you.
Nemo Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 Urine is sterile. Besides, you might be able to make it fun.
Storyrider Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 Urine is sterile. Besides, you might be able to make it fun. It takes talent to turn being pissed on into something romantic.
GPFan Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 How do I prevent him from boarding that plane? I do NOT want him to pee on my carpet.This is an ambush. He should have given you more warning of his arrival. Rude. Tell him you aren't prepared to receive visitors right now and won't be for the foreseeable future.
Author spookie Posted October 15, 2008 Author Posted October 15, 2008 I decided that instead of dealing with this my other issues, like the fact that my cockroach had kids, I'd move in to the office like I planned to all along, since I saw the showers in the exercise room. So far, so good. And I don't have to pay for coffee to use internet anymore.
JamesM Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 my cockroach had kids, CONGRATULATIONS! I knew you two would get along after awhile. Ya know if you squished it when you first saw it.....
allina Posted October 16, 2008 Posted October 16, 2008 E-mail TT this thread from an anonymous address, he should get the hint. though this post might ruin your cover)
Lishy Posted October 16, 2008 Posted October 16, 2008 Let him come and get him to pee on the cockroach!!!
Lucky_One Posted October 16, 2008 Posted October 16, 2008 I decided that instead of dealing with this my other issues, like the fact that my cockroach had kids, I'd move in to the office like I planned to all along, since I saw the showers in the exercise room. So far, so good. And I don't have to pay for coffee to use internet anymore. How is this going to keep him from coming?
2sure Posted October 16, 2008 Posted October 16, 2008 Oh my. Since you DID invite him, you obviously have a problem DISinviting him. I guess this could be one of those times you have to suck it up. Which does really suck. I suppose as rude as it is to tell him at the 11th hour not to come - it might be the kind thing to do to tell him you arent as comfy with it as you had thought. Also - get a rubber sheet for his bed.
Author spookie Posted October 17, 2008 Author Posted October 17, 2008 Ugh. I honestly thought he'd back out at the last minute. I mean, given what I told him about how fcvking BUSY I am, and how little fun he'd have, it made no sense for him to come. But he's here. It's going terribly. He's been pissed at me all day for snapping at him for being inefficient. After I took him to the mall to get his favorite food, Panda Express, we stopped by a bookstore so I could check to see if they had a specific book I wanted. After I found out they did not, I wanted to leave so I could get cracking on all the studying I have to make up, but he wanted to loiter. I said, "What's the point? You're not going to buy anything - let's go," so he stormed away, and he's been replying to all my questions with grunts ever since. Because, apparently, I'm "selfish". IMO it's selfish that this morning, he said he "doens't care" what we do as long as it isn't "sitting around [my] apartment all weekend". I HAVE TO STUDY 24/7. Sitting around my apartment is EXACTLY what I have planned. I thought I made that clear before he got here. He's also asked me to cook "a few home-cooked meals" for him, while he is here. Is he kidding? I barely have time to eat, much less cook for myself, MUCH less cook for him. And has he forgotten how when he GUILT_TRIPPED me into driving all the way to Iowa to break up with him, he didn't feed me ANYTHING? We went to McDonald's both days, and he didn't even offer to pay. Ughghghghghghgghghhghg motherfcvking frat boys, with their motherfcvking sense of entitlement. UGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH. I am so tempted to just become really mean, to leave him somewhere unfamiliar one night in hopes he doesn't make it back to my apt. but I'm trying to keep those instincts in check; it'd be bad karma.
You'reasian Posted October 17, 2008 Posted October 17, 2008 That sucks. Sorry to hear about that... Don't know what you guys are doing, but I'm going to cook a meal for my girlfriend this weekend. Just gonna keep it simple - beef with oyster sauce and brocolli, fried tofu, greenbeans served with jasmine rice. I know - it sucks, but I'm making the effort.
Author spookie Posted October 17, 2008 Author Posted October 17, 2008 That sucks. Sorry to hear about that... Don't know what you guys are doing, but I'm going to cook a meal for my girlfriend this weekend. Just gonna keep it simple - beef with oyster sauce and brocolli, fried tofu, greenbeans served with jasmine rice. I know - it sucks, but I'm making the effort. He's not my boyfriend thought. He's my EX-boyfriend - for good reason - namely, that I don't want to put any effort in to keep him around. In fact, I'd prefer that he NOT BE around. That's what's annoying about this situation. And I'm really scared he's going to pee on my bed.
You'reasian Posted October 17, 2008 Posted October 17, 2008 Dump his ass. The marinade I'm using includes oyster sauce, a little sesame oil, black/white pepper, garlic (minced) and a little sherry for the sauce. Planning on mincing the garlic and letting it cook a little while in the oil first before putting the meat on - meat's been marinating overnight.
You'reasian Posted October 17, 2008 Posted October 17, 2008 She suggested an old bottle of red wine? Sounds decent - since the oyster beef compilation is darker. Not sure what she wants for dessert?
jerbear Posted October 17, 2008 Posted October 17, 2008 That's what's annoying about this situation. And I'm really scared he's going to pee on my bed. Why would he sleep on your bed and pee on your bed? Let him sleep on the floor or in the bath tub. I think TT is trying to go back to the way it was while Spookie is dealing with the kids (cockaroaches) Spookie, well it is true that you invited him and he showed up but tell him it was unexpected and that you didn't appreciate the short notice. Tell him you two are not sleeping in the same bed. Also, don't just leave him at an unknown place in your city; just not politically correct!
You'reasian Posted October 17, 2008 Posted October 17, 2008 He's not my boyfriend thought. He's my EX-boyfriend - for good reason - namely, that I don't want to put any effort in to keep him around. In fact, I'd prefer that he NOT BE around. That's what's annoying about this situation. And I'm really scared he's going to pee on my bed. Why not break up with him? You have no obbligation to stay in a relationship that you do not desire - simple as that. Sit him down and tell him how you feel. Do it politely and let him go.
Walk Posted October 17, 2008 Posted October 17, 2008 If I were in your shoes, I'd pack him up and drive him to the nearest motel 8 and drop his arse off. What a twerp. He knows you have to study, and he's not doing a single thing to make your life a little easier while he's there. He's asking you to do more work FOR him, and then pouting like a little brat when he doesn't get his way. Wow. just wow. Why do you put up with this? What sadistic, warped emotion is causing you to believe that this should be tolerated?
Jilly Bean Posted October 18, 2008 Posted October 18, 2008 Let him come and get him to pee on the cockroach!!! LMAO! Lishy - you always have the best solutions. Spookie - tell him you have a new BF, and his visit is unwelcome. Plus, you dont have any rubber sheets yet. He'll understand.
Author spookie Posted October 18, 2008 Author Posted October 18, 2008 LMAO! Lishy - you always have the best solutions. Spookie - tell him you have a new BF, and his visit is unwelcome. Plus, you dont have any rubber sheets yet. He'll understand. Haha. Things are a little better now. I'm just refusing to do anything I don't want, or to feel guilty about that. He's actually taking the same test I am so of all people, he should understand. We did get some studying done last night. I still can't wait for him to leave.
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