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Just checked my emails.. I see this guy's name.. I have no clue.. I think it's a spam.. I take a chance and open it..

 

Here's a translation of the email:

 

Hi (my real name) how are you doing? Are you still as sexy? I dreamed about you last night.. was it ever hot?

 

WOW... I don't remember this guy.. He signed with his real name.. I've seen this hotmail before but I can't remember who he is.. :laugh:

 

I'm losing some, maybe important, parts.. :laugh:

 

Shoot.. now I'll think about that all night.. trying to remember.. :mad:

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so many men... so many that aren't worth remembering... :lmao::lmao:

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Obviously he wasn't memorable.

 

I don't understand your question?

Are you excited he contacted you but can't place him or is this another post of a guy that can't forget you?

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All the women who e-mail me want to make my penis longer ;)

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Hahaha.. no.. it's not Gold Pile.. my dear cyber husband.. (btw I don't know his real name)...

 

It bugs me.. I can't remember who that guy is.. he obviously has seen me naked.. we probably slept together.. but I remember this hotmail addy but I just can't remember who the guy is..

 

Does too much sex leads to Alzheimer? :laugh:

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Maybe you should stop using aluminum condoms.

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Hum.. I don't know if I should answer with something like:

 

'shoot I don't remember you.. can you please remind me about how we met' is this a good idea?

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Maybe you should stop using aluminum condoms.

 

Hum... why is that toxic?

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Only if you cook them and eat them ;)

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Maybe you should stop using aluminum condoms.

 

Seems that would make HIM forget HER, no? :laugh:

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Only if you cook them and eat them ;)

 

 

 

coulis de pénis.. humm... :laugh:

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Hum.. I don't know if I should answer with something like:

 

'shoot I don't remember you.. can you please remind me about how we met' is this a good idea?

How about this:

 

Excuse me but I can't place your name, would you be so kind as to remind me where we met?

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after a lot of thinking last night.. I finally found out who this guy was, because I remember an email similar (him saying he dreamt about me) and then describing the 'hot' dream in details..

 

My-my .. it's been over 2 years.. and I never had sex with him..

 

He was a young guy (I think he was 29 or 30) I was taking the bus with every morning.. we were flirting heavily .. then one day he sat with me and I asked him if he was single, he said yes.. so I gave him my phone number..

 

He called me that afternoon... and then the story was different.. he wasn't single yet.. they were still living together and supposedly getting married.. but it was rocky.. he said they might split.. blablabla.

 

We exchanged emails for a little while .. then he was transferred to Val Cartier (army) for 6 months.. we kept writing (for about 3 months).. and he asked me for some sexy pictures.. I sent him a few.. I thought I would never see him again, since he told me he was moving (about 8 hours away) after his training... then we lost touch.

 

I came face to face with him (and his gf) about 3 times altogether.. the last time I saw him was about 2 months ago.. He recognized me and had a little smile.. we weren't writing to each other for a long time by now. I was surprised to see him around.. I think his sister and mother are in the area.

 

As far as I'm concerned.. I think this guy was lying like he was breathing.. so I don't know where he is now.. I haven't respond to his email yet. I'm sooo over him now.. he was really weird .. His emails were sooo kinky and strange..

 

Oh well.. I will respond to his email.. asking him where he is now.. just out of curiosity. He will probably describe this dream with all the kinky details.. and I suspect he 'adds' on details.. (or even make it up).. :laugh:

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We exchanged emails for a little while .. then he was transferred to Val Cartier (army) for 6 months.. we kept writing (for about 3 months).. and he asked me for some sexy pictures.. I sent him a few.. I

 

So can we begin writing, so that I can have some sexy pictures? :laugh:

 

This caught my attention.

 

I am impressed though that you makes such an impression on so many men. You must have more to you than simply good looks.

 

It must be your magnetism.

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So can we begin writing, so that I can have some sexy pictures? :laugh:

 

This caught my attention.

 

I am impressed though that you makes such an impression on so many men. You must have more to you than simply good looks.

 

It must be your magnetism.

 

Hahaha.. give me your email addy... ;)

 

It surprises me as well... because I know I have a great body.. my breasts and butt are my main assets.. but I have remain friends with most of the men in my life.. past lovers..etc. even MMs with whom it's finished are still keeping in touch.. :laugh: but other than that I think I'm quite simple.. ordinary..

 

One of them once told me that it was like I was stamping them for life with a hot iron (I don't know the term, but they use that on animals).. and I've heard many times.. that they just can't forget me.. or the sex we had.. (I know I'm terrific in bed ;))...

 

I am flattered.. of course.. but it's all good.. I can count of them for just about anything... good thing to know... living alone.. you know.. there's always a problem with the plumbing, etc.. ;)

 

I guess I am a good person.. and they know that... or could be the pheromones.. maybe I produce overdoses of those.. :laugh:

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Hum... why is that toxic?

Aluminium (or 'Aluminum' as it's known in the USA) was once suspected of causing Alzheimers.

There is no longer sufficient evidence to support this theory.

In other words, it seems to be a phallusy. ;):D

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Aluminium (or 'Aluminum' as it's known in the USA) was once suspected of causing Alzheimers.

There is no longer sufficient evidence to support this theory.

In other words, it seems to be a phallusy. ;):D

 

 

Oh I see.. that's why I keep forgetting.. :laugh:

 

It may not be a phallusy.. :laugh:

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In other words, it seems to be a phallusy

 

Ok!!! Now this was funny!!!

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I got another email tonite from this guy.. wow.. he's naughty.. naughty..

 

he will be back in Ottawa next year...he is also getting married soon...

 

he said that he often dreams about me.. :laugh: he said he had to delete all my pictures..

 

he likes to describe his dreams..and what he did while looking at my pictures.. he's very crude.. a little bit too much for my taste.. I think he's weird.. :o

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My-my .. it's been over 2 years.. and I never had sex with him..

Wow Lizzie! How could you forget the one guy you didn't have sex with??? :laugh:

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Wow Lizzie! How could you forget the one guy you didn't have sex with??? :laugh:

 

 

Hahaha.. I know.. but it's been awhile.. I even forget guys I had sex with... :laugh:

 

come on .. give me a break.. there are too many.. i don't have that much fingers and toes..:laugh:

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Oup pelaye..

 

We had cyber sex.. well he had.. he has a web cam.. I don't .. so that was a bit naughty... then...

 

What do I see?

 

A baby's seat in the background..

 

He's got a young baby..

 

He never told me about it.. oh well..

 

It's now a cyber A.. but I have to say.. he's kinky.. he looooves sex that's all he thinks about.. :o

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Wow...

 

I have to ask how would you feel if your son-in-law was doing this with a woman and that baby's seat was your grandchild's chair?

 

Would you still believe your son-in-law is good guy?

 

Would you say to your daughter, "Oh well..."

 

What would you say to your daughter if this hypothetically happened to her and she found out?

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Oh and your daughter is pregnant again, isn't she?

 

Isn't a wife's pregnancy prime time for many cheating men? Have you taught her what to look out for?

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