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I'm just feeling rather down the past week or so. Things aren't going well generally. I don't have a job or a girlfriend which seems to be the normal state for me and I'm starting to wonder if that will ever change. I see myself in five or ten years being obliged to give up my life to look after ageing parents but without ever having had a life of my own to begin with.

 

I know there are people here with bigger problems but I just wanted to express myself somewhere before I slide back into depression.

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The west Midlands really is a deep black hole. Everybody knows there are no loose hot women there.

They're all fat, 60, wear support tights and hairnets, and chase you down the road with a broom, yelling "get away wi' yer!!"

 

You need to move down south.

There are no women over 25 and 8 stone. They're all slim, gorgeous and drive around in hot little red sports cars. Their cleavages are so deep, they have rescue dogs to come and dig you out. They are also self-supporting, very good in bed, and most obliging with it.

 

The next train leaves at 11.22, platform 4. It's a fast train, and if you hurry, you could catch it.

 

Do you like milk and sugar in your tea?

 

I'll pop kettle on.

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dude get off your ass and find a job, and repeat the same steps to find a girlfriend.

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Life always changes. In this competitive world, one minute you are in, the next you are out. You dont even have time to "THINK ABOUT" something, just get it started asap.

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