Cherry Blossom 35 Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 Have you seen the guy yet? Did you joke about the typo? I mean, poosonally, I wouldn't really care if someone sent that message to me, but I can see why it would be embarrassing.
rod_in_gtown Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 Just say that you're "making room" for later. He'll get the message. :lmao: No! bad nemo! Bad! :lmao:
grogster Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 Whatever you do when you see him, don't tell him you feel like crap.
shykitty Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 I've been in contact with a guy from online dating for a few months. He's from Ireland and now he has relocated here, living with his cousins. We have been texting since he arrived for a few days... and today he asked if I would like to come to his b-day party at some pub downtown tomorrow night. I text back that I'd try to pop by. He responded with "oh... okay, interesting!!" Which confused me. Ummmm, yeah- I checked my outbox- I said "I'll try to POOP by"... lol. Aye carumba... Now he's going to associate my fine self with Poo... that's so great. tha's funny.
Author D-Lish Posted October 5, 2008 Author Posted October 5, 2008 I soooo bailed out tonight... I didn't feel like meeting him for the first time at his b-day party. It was very funny though- and he has a good sense of humour. I've had way more embarrassing moments...lol.
2sunny Posted October 5, 2008 Posted October 5, 2008 Just say that you're "making room" for later. He'll get the message. dang - that whole comment is making me horny...
RecordProducer Posted October 5, 2008 Posted October 5, 2008 I soooo bailed out tonight... I didn't feel like meeting him for the first time at his b-day party. It was very funny though- and he has a good sense of humour. I've had way more embarrassing moments...lol. So, how was it? Did you like him? Are you seeing him again?
konfuzd Posted October 5, 2008 Posted October 5, 2008 I know I'm a bit late jumping into this one, but as a belated b-day gift, you could give him a copy of the kid's book, "everybody poops".
Author D-Lish Posted October 5, 2008 Author Posted October 5, 2008 I know I'm a bit late jumping into this one, but as a belated b-day gift, you could give him a copy of the kid's book, "everybody poops". haha! Is that really a book?? That's awesome and sounds like something I could write. OR- read loudly to my friends while drinking:lmao:
Author D-Lish Posted October 5, 2008 Author Posted October 5, 2008 So, how was it? Did you like him? Are you seeing him again? I bailed! lol. It was a matter of driving downtown, staying sober so I could get home, and meeting him for the first time at his b-day party. So, I suggested tomorrow or during the week. Oddly enough I was constipated today!
RecordProducer Posted October 5, 2008 Posted October 5, 2008 I bailed! lol. It was a matter of driving downtown, staying sober so I could get home, and meeting him for the first time at his b-day party. So, I suggested tomorrow or during the week. Oddly enough I was constipated today!So you didn't poop!
underpants Posted October 5, 2008 Posted October 5, 2008 You bailed? Over a kind of funny typo? Well, now it would seem that your only recourse is to poop in a bag and light it on fire, while ringing his doorbell and somehow dropping your number. Although this idea never works. Let's redoo..doo it. Leave a paper bag (unlit) with 'hey, happy birthday, let's meet up and not talk about my poop joke. Meet you at x's on y's'. No stomping required.
Lostgurl Posted October 5, 2008 Posted October 5, 2008 I know I'm a bit late jumping into this one, but as a belated b-day gift, you could give him a copy of the kid's book, "everybody poops". Or a book that one of my girls brought home. It was a Winnie the Pooh book. It was called "Cooling With Pooh".
Lostgurl Posted October 5, 2008 Posted October 5, 2008 I bailed! lol. It was a matter of driving downtown, staying sober so I could get home, and meeting him for the first time at his b-day party. So, I suggested tomorrow or during the week. Oddly enough I was constipated today! Did you watch "P.S I love You" ? Oh man that movie moved me, and i would have met any Irishman after watching that flick with my stupid rose coloured glasses on. Oh, i love that movie.
sam light Posted October 5, 2008 Posted October 5, 2008 Now he thinks "poop" is North American slang for "check in". Eager to fit in he'll be using it often. Hey cuz, I'll poop in by phone later. Hey boss, I just pooped on the new client. Pardon me while I call this hot girl D-lish, I just want to poop on her.
Krisa Posted October 10, 2008 Posted October 10, 2008 haha! Is that really a book?? That's awesome and sounds like something I could write. OR- read loudly to my friends while drinking:lmao: "Everyone Poops" is a real book...and my husband read it out loud (thank god he's got a Scottish accent, i dont think the little ones understood him, hehe) in the childrens section at the book store.
jerbear Posted October 10, 2008 Posted October 10, 2008 I think we need to get a pooper scooper for D. :lmao:
rod_in_gtown Posted October 10, 2008 Posted October 10, 2008 Peter: I'm looking for some toilet training books. Salesman: We have the popular 'everybody poops", or the less popular 'nobody poops but you'. Peter: Well, you see, we're catholic... Salesman: Ah, then you'll want 'you're a naughty, naughty boy, and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you'.
katherinev87 Posted October 10, 2008 Posted October 10, 2008 Now he thinks "poop" is North American slang for "check in". Eager to fit in he'll be using it often. Hey cuz, I'll poop in by phone later. Hey boss, I just pooped on the new client. Pardon me while I call this hot girl D-lish, I just want to poop on her. :lmao::lmao: hahahahahaha that's funny sh--. This whole thread totally brightened my day. Like D, I quite smoking this week too. grrr.
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