D-Lish Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 I've been in contact with a guy from online dating for a few months. He's from Ireland and now he has relocated here, living with his cousins. We have been texting since he arrived for a few days... and today he asked if I would like to come to his b-day party at some pub downtown tomorrow night. I text back that I'd try to pop by. He responded with "oh... okay, interesting!!" Which confused me. Ummmm, yeah- I checked my outbox- I said "I'll try to POOP by"... lol. Aye carumba... Now he's going to associate my fine self with Poo... that's so great.
Nemo Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 You dropped the bomb, and now it's his move... ment?
the_blur Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 Aye carumba... Now he's going to associate my fine self with Poo... that's so great. lol, my pet name for my last LTR girlfriend was "pooper". She earned that name early on, year maybe 1-2 and it stuck all the way up to year 9 =) it is a noble name.
Kamille Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 He must be flushed with excitement at the thought of seeing you.
carhill Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 So, D, do you really want to be a party pooper?
quankanne Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 :laugh: I guarantee, you won't be easily forgotten!
SnapCracklePop Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 Bah... don't dump on yourself... just write it down in your logs as one of the more entertaining moments in your life.
Author D-Lish Posted October 4, 2008 Author Posted October 4, 2008 If I do show up- I need to make sure not to wear ANYTHING brown! I just told him "hey we do things different here in Canada, lol"... I wonder how one would pronounce "poop" in an irish accent.... "pup"?
Kamille Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 If I do show up- I need to make sure not to wear ANYTHING brown! I just told him "hey we do things different here in Canada, lol"... I wonder how one would pronounce "poop" in an irish accent.... "pup"? Oh yes! Blame it on being Canadian. That always works for me.
Author D-Lish Posted October 4, 2008 Author Posted October 4, 2008 Oh yes! Blame it on being Canadian. That always works for me. lol! When are you in Toronto my dear? I'll poop by sometime and say hi.
Storyrider Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 Just say, "What, you've never heard that expression? Ireland must be at least six months behind."
Kamille Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 lol! When are you in Toronto my dear? I'll poop by sometime and say hi. I'm house-****ting right now in the Maritimes but will be in Toronto next month. I'll get the best toilet paper in town for when you poop bye. edit: joke would be much funnier without the auto-censor. Ah well, on LS you can poop but you can't ****.
Angel1111 Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 That's really funny. I'm trying to work this out on my keyboard and can't figure out how you made that mistake. The 's' is way the heck on one side and the 'p' is way the heck on the other. The same with the 't' and the 'o'. I think you must've been feeling really poopy that day, or your typing skills are really just sh--!!!
johan Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 As things get more familiar, you can throw in random comments like, "I can't wait to take a dump on your couch!" Then quickly apologize again and tell him that's not what you meant.
Nemo Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 Just say that you're "making room" for later. He'll get the message.
Author D-Lish Posted October 4, 2008 Author Posted October 4, 2008 That's really funny. I'm trying to work this out on my keyboard and can't figure out how you made that mistake. The 's' is way the heck on one side and the 'p' is way the heck on the other. The same with the 't' and the 'o'. I think you must've been feeling really poopy that day, or your typing skills are really just sh--!!! Are you talking about my typo? because i use the word poop all the time- so all I have to do is type "po" and the word goes to poop.... I say okay- and it's there. oddly enough- I can type in FU everyday... and it will never complete the swear word. I text it every day- but it will not ever complete the swear- even though it has a memory for other words. LIKE POOP!
Angel1111 Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 Are you talking about my typo? because i use the word poop all the time- so all I have to do is type "po" and the word goes to poop.... I say okay- and it's there. oddly enough- I can type in FU everyday... and it will never complete the swear word. I text it every day- but it will not ever complete the swear- even though it has a memory for other words. LIKE POOP! Oh! You're talking about a text message. I missed that. I thought you emailed your response to him. Ok, I get it. Well, I was just being funny anyway. I think it's a cute mistake and since guys love bathroom humor anyway, he'll probably get a lot of laughs telling his buddies about it.
Author D-Lish Posted October 4, 2008 Author Posted October 4, 2008 Oh! You're talking about a text message. I missed that. I thought you emailed your response to him. Ok, I get it. Well, I was just being funny anyway. I think it's a cute mistake and since guys love bathroom humor anyway, he'll probably get a lot of laughs telling his buddies about it. haha- I do love bathroom humour. Yes- it was a text. I quite smoking two days ago and I am now going nuts with no cigarettes. Just a topic switch. I am truly going nuts.
Poncho Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 I am truly going nuts. So, now you have nutty poop?
Star Gazer Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 Bah... don't dump on yourself... just write it down in your logs as one of the more entertaining moments in your life. D - don't be embarrassed. I'm sure he knew what you had meant to type.
Angel1111 Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 haha- I do love bathroom humour. Yes- it was a text. I quite smoking two days ago and I am now going nuts with no cigarettes. Just a topic switch. I am truly going nuts. I personally don't like bathroom humor but I'm amused by people who do. Weird. Go as nuts as you want but do whatever it takes to stop that nasty habit of smoking! Your body does not deserve to be treated that way.
2sunny Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 if you continue to date - he can refer to you as his little "poopsie"
Jilly Bean Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 Poo can be our friend, D. As in, Dr. Poo Breath, or more importantly, Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo. I would bring a diaper or some TP when you meet him.
Balthazar Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 If you go on a date with him, he will have to bring a pooper scooper....
jerbear Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 Remember to clean up after your pet. :lmao: So wrong...
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