johan Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 I have been working later lately. And I'm often still at the office when the cleaning crew gets started. Of course they are immigrants from south of the border. One is a girl who is quite cute. She has a great smile and lovely, dark eyes. She's also nice to talk to, pretty shy, but friendly and she smiles a lot. I think she also has a thing for me, and I've flirted with her a little, but not a lot. Mostly I've just chatted with her briefly when I see her.
the_blur Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 I have been working later lately. And I'm often still at the office when the cleaning crew gets started. Of course they are immigrants from south of the border. One is a girl who is quite cute. She has a great smile and lovely, dark eyes. She's also nice to talk to, pretty shy, but friendly and she smiles a lot. I think she also has a thing for me, and I've flirted with her a little, but not a lot. Mostly I've just chatted with her briefly when I see her. Not only would this be HOT, you would also be doing a great humanitarian service you noble gringo you.
tanbark813 Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 You should bang her in the office. Then she will regale you with tales about how a white man once came into her village wearing the nicest, softest fabric she had ever seen and told her it was cashmere.
pretty professional Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 Wow, this thread has really garnered some racist responses.
Nemo Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 If you're in Detroit, then "south of the border" is Canada. I'm just saying.
Ariadne Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 Oh! How romantic! Tell her "hola, como esta?" Johan.
Trialbyfire Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 If she's single, why not live a little and ask her out? Being from south of the border doesn't guarantee that she's illegal. You could find this out on your first date!
Jersey Shortie Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 The blur an Tankbark, what nationalties are you? Aside from the disrespectful comments made in this thread, You should treat the girl like you would any other. Liker her? Ask her out. Treat her with respect.
tanbark813 Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 The blur an Tankbark, what nationalties are you? Danish and Irish, baby.
Green Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 omg! you have got to do this woman hard. If you can do her in the office do it! omg omg omg. yes yes yes get on it. and I want details pm me if they are to dirty
Nemo Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 Did she run a feather duster over your equipment? "I'll try to be in and out as quickly as I can, but I don't want to miss a spot."
the_blur Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 The blur an Tankbark, what nationalties are you? Aside from the disrespectful comments made in this thread, You should treat the girl like you would any other. Liker her? Ask her out. Treat her with respect. I am a large hispanic male, I say I'm from mexico, but I'm really from el salvador. I came here to get all the white women, so I can respect a man who wants to get with a latina. They need love too, given that I wold never date one. And if she's working as a cleaning person, more than likely dating a well to do, good looking white man would be great for her, I'm just looking out for my people man. That being said, noble gringo needs to ask chiquita out pronto.
Green Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 I am a large hispanic male, I say I'm from mexico, but I'm really from el salvador. I came here to get all the white women, so I can respect a man who wants to get with a latina. They need love too, given that I wold never date one. And if she's working as a cleaning person, more than likely dating a well to do, good looking white man would be great for her, I'm just looking out for my people man. That being said, noble gringo needs to ask chiquita out pronto. just go after hot women... for instance alot of times I don't find black women hot... but some times I'm like that chick is hotttttt so what im trying to say is all the flavors are good as long as they have a good body and face
Nemo Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 I am a large hispanic male, How many inches are we talking, baby?
norajane Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 One of my friends married a smart, beautiful Starbucks barrista he met in his office building. Their wedding in Cancun with her family was one of the most beautiful and fun weddings I've ever been to, and I'm happy to say, they make a great couple and are very happy together. Ask her out!
the_blur Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 How many inches are we talking, baby? Touché, touché, around 71.
D-Lish Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 Johan, break into your bosses office, light a cigar and sit in his chair behind his desk with your back to the door and the lights out. When she comes in.... casually spin around and take a long hard puff on your cigar. When she says- oh, excuse me senior... respond with "no excuses necessary mama-cita"... and stand up. You are naked below the waist with just your socks on. Put your hand on your hips and say "I'd like to give you a raise"... she'll know what you mean. There is no way such a plan can fail. And if she's truly illegal... it's not like she can charge you with sexual harassment.
norajane Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 Johan, break into your bosses office, light a cigar and sit in his chair behind his desk with your back to the door and the lights out. When she comes in.... casually spin around and take a long hard puff on your cigar. When she says- oh, excuse me senior... respond with "no excuses necessary mama-cita"... and stand up. You are naked below the waist with just your socks on. Put your hand on your hips and say "I'd like to give you a raise"... she'll know what you mean. There is no way such a plan can fail. You've been watching too much youporn!
the_blur Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 You've been watching too much youporn! Featuring scrooge McDuck no less.
D-Lish Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 haha!! Well, yeah... seeing that I am home alone on LS on a Friday night... porn is a regular distraction! I like the vision I am getting of the socks though. Reminds me of 2 ex bf's that never took their socks off during sex. I found out later that one of them had a toenail fungal deformity that he was trying to hide. Bom-chicka-wa-wa.... get your freak on Johan.
Author johan Posted October 9, 2008 Author Posted October 9, 2008 I saw her tonight. I was leaving the office and she was out in the parking lot waiting for her crew. She smiled a lot, and it was a great smile. She's really cute. She's married but separated. She asked if I was married. We small-talked for a while, but I didn't flirt with her.
Green Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 I saw her tonight. I was leaving the office and she was out in the parking lot waiting for her crew. She smiled a lot, and it was a great smile. She's really cute. She's married but separated. She asked if I was married. We small-talked for a while, but I didn't flirt with her. thanks for sharing this painful story of how you could have had her if you werent suffering from such a terminal case of being a puss
Green Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 Do you feel sorry for me? no I feel sorry for me, its like when super man doesn't make a move on lois lane because he's a punk and then eventualy lois ends up dating Lex or something
sweetbutcheeky Posted October 9, 2008 Posted October 9, 2008 If you're in Detroit, then "south of the border" is Canada. I'm just saying. LOL if I go north of the border will I become the sexy mysterious woman from south of the border?
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