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Get she's hot but her face is not... a real Butter face. A girl likes me and she has a hot body but my friends said best when he compared her face to some kind of dog.

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Can you put a bag over her head, or do her from behind? Does she have nice hair?

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Can you put a bag over her head, or do her from behind? Does she have nice hair?

 

its nice but her face... I would still know her face is under the bag... Nope I sadly think I'm going to have to forget a hot boddied girl who is into me because the face that is attached is not something I like

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Awwww how mean.

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Soooo, everything is good "but" her "face"?

Well who cares what your friend thinks- are you going to marry this girl?

 

If you stand 10 feet away from me after drinking 10 tequila shots and squint... I look like jessica simpson! The guy behind me might even look like John Mayer... but he's actually a homeless guy trying to steal my purse.

 

So KMT- the moral of the story is... DRINK the nectar of the gods- and sleep with ficticiously gorgeous women... or remain sober and get laid Soooo much less often.

 

The choice is yours. Do you want the blue pill or the red pill?

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Soooo, everything is good "but" her "face"?

Well who cares what your friend thinks- are you going to marry this girl?

 

If you stand 10 feet away from me after drinking 10 tequila shots and squint... I look like jessica simpson! The guy behind me might even look like John Mayer... but he's actually a homeless guy trying to steal my purse.

 

So KMT- the moral of the story is... DRINK the nectar of the gods- and sleep with ficticiously gorgeous women... or remain sober and get laid Soooo much less often.

 

The choice is yours. Do you want the blue pill or the red pill?

 

I don't care what my friend thinks, he thinks I should just sleep with her because he agrees she has a great body. And I drink alot every time I hang out with her I still don't like the face or the lips... I really like the body though but you know I think I'd wrather have a great face not so great body over great body not so great face

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I don't care what my friend thinks, he thinks I should just sleep with her because he agrees she has a great body. And I drink alot every time I hang out with her I still don't like the face or the lips... I really like the body though but you know I think I'd wrather have a great face not so great body over great body not so great face

 

Well, I must say- you just gained some respect points by saying that.

Doesn't seem like the KMT I imagine though.

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No one can be THAT bad.

 

If you are attracted to her, that's all the matters anyway.

 

Have you seen her?

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No one can be THAT bad.

 

If you are attracted to her, that's all the matters anyway.

 

Have you seen her?

 

I'm not into butter faces... what do you mean have I seen her?

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I'm not into butter faces... what do you mean have I seen her?

 

Have you seen her in person or are you going by what your friend has reported?

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If you are attracted to her,

Most of her. Just not the bit above her neck.

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Have you seen her in person or are you going by what your friend has reported?

 

Yeah thats how I know she likes me we actually made out and stuff ahh

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Yeah thats how I know she likes me we actually made out and stuff ahh[/quote

 

You made out with her? Does this mean you find her attractive?

 

Or are you one of those ppl that makes out with anything on legs?

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lighten up dork, we just kissed and now I'm done with her. And no I don't make out with anything on legs

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lighten up dork, we just kissed and now I'm done with her. And no I don't make out with anything on legs

 

Dork, eh?

 

Fine, you're not very discerning when it comes to your make-out partners. OK.

 

So what's the problem then? If you're "done with her"...?

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Dork, eh?

 

Fine, you're not very discerning when it comes to your make-out partners. OK.

 

So what's the problem then? If you're "done with her"...?

 

she came onto me, no problem just wanted to talk about butter face

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Someone told me there is a word in Japanese which means, "A woman who looks very attractive, but only from the back."

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Urban Dictionary is great for a shot of honest-to-goodness indecency. Got to love the usage examples.

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I'm just feeling really virtuous that I'm on topic for once.

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Get she's hot but her face is not... a real Butter face. A girl likes me and she has a hot body but my friends said best when he compared her face to some kind of dog.

 

That's not nice. :lmao:

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its the face you are going see more so it has to be better than the bod imo

 

butter face lol never heard of that before.. is it a bit like lard ass here:laugh:

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I'm actually in a similar situation right now, but she's a butter waist instead :(. Seriously, though. Freaking gorgeous face. If she lost about 20 pounds, she'd be EXTREMELY dateable (she really needs to lose about 40 for that healthy athletic look I prefer). I'm pretty conflicted. I honestly don't mind extra weight at all, but there's a limit, you know? She's on just the outside edge of that limit. It's a travesty, really.

 

Butter faces, however, are instantly undateable. If I can't stand to look at her in the face without that "oh geez, what am I doing" feeling in the pit of my stomach, I'd be doing her a major disservice by acting interested.

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Hmm...if we call women with ugly faces and pretty bodies butter faces...what do we call men who seem decent but have poor jobs or not alot of money... Butt holes? :lmao: Like they have holes in their pockets and are poor. Hey I say why not. Ugly girls are butter faces and poor guys are butt holes or butter holes.

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