fral945 Posted October 1, 2008 Posted October 1, 2008 I should make you guess based on my pic but...nah! Yes, you're just a pup compared to me. I'm 33 years old. I knew you had to be older because you have 22,482 posts. I'll be an old man by the time I get that many.
Trialbyfire Posted October 1, 2008 Posted October 1, 2008 I knew you had to be older because you have 22,482 posts. I'll be an old man by the time I get that many. Nah, that just defines that I'm female.
fral945 Posted October 1, 2008 Posted October 1, 2008 Nah, that just defines that I'm female. So my meager 370 posts must define that I'm male.
Trialbyfire Posted October 1, 2008 Posted October 1, 2008 So my meager 370 posts must define that I'm male. You must be the strong, silent type! And anyhow, I've been a member for a year longer than you have, so, neener, neener!
D-Lish Posted October 1, 2008 Posted October 1, 2008 What do you all think? Would you agree with this? This is just something that I have noticed in my dating life i.e. if the guys is 45, mentally he's really like a 35 year old. If the guy is 21, he's really 11 Crap- that means I banged a 9 year old this summer.... Am I going to get arrested?
fral945 Posted October 1, 2008 Posted October 1, 2008 You must be the strong, silent type! And anyhow, I've been a member for a year longer than you have, so, neener, neener! Then you've been online way too much.
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 2, 2008 Posted October 2, 2008 Cool........ just as long as your buddies don't piss all over the toilet and expect me to clean it up.... you can tattoo your schlong for all I care..... don't ask me to marry you........ and are willing to have sex at least 4x per week (not during the game of course)....... and I have a TV of my own to watch while you do what you need to do watching the gilmore girls..... hope you like porn too..... that would be a plus! Take me out on occassion and tell me I have a nice ass or something. I do have high expectations of a man after all! Don't worry; as far as I know, they haven't pissed on any toilets. One of them is insanely clean; he'd probably windex the mirrors while he was in there! As to the rest, let me get this straight.... No commitment to marry Lots of sex Encouraged to watch porn (I'm a guy; of course I like porn!) Not only do I get to check out your ass, but I even get to compliment you on it...in public? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE??
Lishy Posted October 2, 2008 Posted October 2, 2008 I should make you guess based on my pic but...nah! Yes, you're just a pup compared to me. I'm 33 years old. Wow! You are THAT old???????? Talk about ancient!! No wonder you are so mature! Have you thought about pensions and retirement homes at all?
Krajt Posted October 2, 2008 Posted October 2, 2008 Crap- that means I banged a 9 year old this summer.... Am I going to get arrested? You fecked a 18 year old? That's bordering jail bait missy!
Krajt Posted October 2, 2008 Posted October 2, 2008 sad but true. They're kids at heart. Hell yeah, I still get kicks out of farting in the bath tub.
Geishawhelk Posted October 2, 2008 Posted October 2, 2008 OK. Yes. I admit it - so do I. It just makes me giggle. I'm just amazed at how BIG some of the bubbles can be...!
Trialbyfire Posted October 2, 2008 Posted October 2, 2008 Wow! You are THAT old???????? Talk about ancient!! No wonder you are so mature! Have you thought about pensions and retirement homes at all? Haha...I'm working on the pension aspect and still sourcing retirement homes!
a4a Posted October 2, 2008 Posted October 2, 2008 Haha...I'm working on the pension aspect and still sourcing retirement homes! I have some extra coupons for Depends that I won't be using this month..... shall I pop them in the mail to you?
audrey_1 Posted October 2, 2008 Posted October 2, 2008 I have some extra coupons for Depends that I won't be using this month..... shall I pop them in the mail to you? Okay, okay....I'm also 33. We're in our prime!!:bunny:
Lishy Posted October 2, 2008 Posted October 2, 2008 Haha...I'm working on the pension aspect and still sourcing retirement homes! Give me your address and I can send you some support stockings if that will help? Mature older woman!! I say!
Trialbyfire Posted October 2, 2008 Posted October 2, 2008 I have some extra coupons for Depends that I won't be using this month..... shall I pop them in the mail to you? Oh yes, please! To save money, I use coupons and dry out my tea bags to reuse, over and over again. Give me your address and I can send you some support stockings if that will help? Mature older woman!! I say! You're so kind Lishy. Thanks. They'd better be industrial grade for my substantial varicose veins. Nothing but the best for me.
Krajt Posted October 2, 2008 Posted October 2, 2008 OK. Yes. I admit it - so do I. It just makes me giggle. I'm just amazed at how BIG some of the bubbles can be...! Are you sure you weren't having a trip and that BIG Bubble was your boyfriend's scrotum?
foreverlove06 Posted October 3, 2008 Posted October 3, 2008 This logic would make my boyfriend 12, and yep, thats about accurate. ...Okay, maybe 13 on one of his better days.
Grrlish Posted October 3, 2008 Posted October 3, 2008 Crap- that means I banged a 9 year old this summer.... Am I going to get arrested? ROFLMFFAO! When I read the original post, I thought that I was going to be the only one crackin' jokes here! Take off only TEN years? My whatever-he-is at this point is 41...going on, like, 4! He's certainly not '31' most of the time.
Grrlish Posted October 3, 2008 Posted October 3, 2008 Guys are much more attractive when they act their age instead of like they are younger. I hope 30 year old guys don't act like they are 20. That would really suck. Some guys act like it's a 'plus' to have frozen their maturity at some earlier age. "I'm a 40-year old that lives like I'm 30." I actually read this in a guy's online profile. I live in an area where a lot of guys do what they have to do to get by. I came from an area where people are raised to have a work ethic. It has not always been an easy transition and let's just say that the dating pool for educated, professional women is kinda small here. I'm finding it a little amusing and also surprising at the indignant responses here. I can respect the fact that perhaps the OP/thread topic offended some of the guys here but I'm surprised because most men that I know would actually take such a statement as a compliment! And I'm talking about the educated, professional men that I know! I can almost picture scratching one of them on the head and making a joke about acting like a 5 year-old, and I think almost every guy I know would smirk with a smile that says "Yep, I'm FIVE...and don't forget it!", and shoot me with their water gun.
shykitty Posted October 4, 2008 Posted October 4, 2008 it's more like 5 years. although I've met some mature guys that were younger.
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