Gold Pile Posted September 26, 2008 Posted September 26, 2008 I strip down to the tuxedo under my parachute gear. After overcoming your lady-like resistance I place you the chair. I pour you a glass of wine, then I make a big show of sniffing the cap "hmmm ...2007 B4 the rainy season...a fine vintage" Don't want to push the mods so I'll stop here...if you beg, I'll PM more.
Sysyphus28 Posted September 26, 2008 Posted September 26, 2008 It helps to have some "excitement". It's friday, and I am still pretty bummed out about the ex...etc........ This is what I am going to do. After work, I am going to turn my phone off, take a shower, get dressed in some nicer clothes, and go out to a fun bar/venue that I usually don't go to by myself. It sounds kind of boring....but its not. If you are attractive and a little outgoing it is invigorating being outside your comfort zone...away from people that "Know you". You talk to who you want, you create the destiny of your evening. If it feels lonely...leave. But don't feel lonely. Make sure thier is music or some sort of entertainment at the establishment.
Author Lishy Posted September 27, 2008 Author Posted September 27, 2008 Hahhahahahaa U guys are crazy!
jerbear Posted September 27, 2008 Posted September 27, 2008 Hey GP, I dont want sex I want helicoptors, walk in wardrobes and fish n chips lol That is the easy stuff!
mental_traveller Posted September 27, 2008 Posted September 27, 2008 Help! I need a big injection of lust!!!!! I wanna be swept of my feet and not know what day it is, I want to be made to feel so special that I have to ask you all if it is real or not, I want that nervy/excited feeling when my text goes and that hot feeling when you see it is from 'him', I want to feel so turned on by him that my knickers are wet just looking at him! Is that too much to ask? I know the feeling. I want a voluptuous nymphomaniac to cook me breakfast in bed before giving me marathon sex sessions, then clean the house and see me off to work whilst waving goodbye from the doorway wearing her lingerie. When I come back she would be swinging nude from the chandeliers she just installed, and say "baby I'm thinking we need to have sex more often, why don't you load up some porn so we can get some ideas? Oh by the way, my best friend Susie wants to try a threesome with us!". Then she would see me off as I go to the pub for some beers with my friends, and drive to pick me up afterwards and make sure I fell asleep with a smile on my face. Hopefully one day we'll both find what we're looking for.
mental_traveller Posted September 27, 2008 Posted September 27, 2008 I strip down to the tuxedo under my parachute gear. After overcoming your lady-like resistance I place you the chair. I pour you a glass of wine, then I make a big show of sniffing the cap "hmmm ...2007 B4 the rainy season...a fine vintage" Don't want to push the mods so I'll stop here...if you beg, I'll PM more. Rofl, that's classic. Do you mind if i steal your idea and use it on some unsuspecting young maiden?
Ocean-Blue Posted September 27, 2008 Posted September 27, 2008 I know the feeling. I want a voluptuous nymphomaniac to cook me breakfast in bed before giving me marathon sex sessions, then clean the house and see me off to work whilst waving goodbye from the doorway wearing her lingerie. When I come back she would be swinging nude from the chandeliers she just installed, and say "baby I'm thinking we need to have sex more often, why don't you load up some porn so we can get some ideas? Oh by the way, my best friend Susie wants to try a threesome with us!". Then she would see me off as I go to the pub for some beers with my friends, and drive to pick me up afterwards and make sure I fell asleep with a smile on my face. Hopefully one day we'll both find what we're looking for. Is she allowed to stay at home then?
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