rod_in_gtown Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 K - we can tell the difference between a cell phone and a cock. And if you were dancing closely enough, and you were grinding on the girl, she would feel it. You hope. OMG! that's cold! :lmao:
Jilly Bean Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 But what if it was a slow song, and he didn't have one at the start, and then halfway through the song he started growing, and pulling away a bit to be considerate, and getting a little embarassed. It could be sweet then, no? Sweet? No, creepy. lol This is why I dont slow dance with strangers in clubs. lol. No one wants to be a guys free lap dance.
Jilly Bean Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 OMG! that's cold! :lmao: Nooo! Im not saying hes NOT packing, Im just saying that ANY guy would hope a chick would feel his hardon. lol
Author Green Posted September 24, 2008 Author Posted September 24, 2008 K - we can tell the difference between a cell phone and a cock. And if you were dancing closely enough, and you were grinding on the girl, she would feel it. You hope. Not like it was aimed right at her, it was like snake go down one pant leg. I sersiously don't know if they always do know hmmm and I'm not saying I'm small or anything cause I'm not
Cherry Blossom 35 Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 The title of this thread cracks me up- Dance Boner, hahaha! The last time this happened to me was in the 7th grade. His name was Jason, and he was a big nerd. He asked me to dance and I felt sorry for him because he was such a nerd. Then I felt his big boner and I was so embarrassed. He found me on Facebook recently and all I could think of was that big 7th grade boner.
djhall Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 Sweet? No, creepy. lol This is why I dont slow dance with strangers in clubs. lol. No one wants to be a guys free lap dance. Very well! Can't remember the last time that happened just from dancing, but it has been duly noted that you do not wish to be sexy enough to arouse new dance partners!
Author Green Posted September 24, 2008 Author Posted September 24, 2008 The title of this thread cracks me up- Dance Boner, hahaha! The last time this happened to me was in the 7th grade. His name was Jason, and he was a big nerd. He asked me to dance and I felt sorry for him because he was such a nerd. Then I felt his big boner and I was so embarrassed. He found me on Facebook recently and all I could think of was that big 7th grade boner. hahaha so what happened did you imidiatly end the dance and tell all your friends. How did you even know about boners back then
westernxer Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 My friend danced with this chick once and SHE got a boner. Turns out it wasn't a she... too bad he had to find out the hard way. LOL
Jilly Bean Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 My friend danced with this chick once and SHE got a boner. Turns out it wasn't a she... too bad he had to find out the hard way. LOL How Danny Bonaduce. I love it.
djhall Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 The title of this thread cracks me up- Dance Boner, hahaha! Not as funny as the term I heard on a show recently: Broner - a boner unintentially caused by another man! I thought it was pretty clever term, but is this a common enough occurence that they need a word for it?
Cherry Blossom 35 Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 hahaha so what happened did you imidiatly end the dance and tell all your friends. How did you even know about boners back then Of course I told all my friends! Poor guy! They still remember too! I knew what a boner was but at that point I had never had a boyfriend and I was very inexperienced. Penises freaked me out. French kissing, as they called it back then, was a big deal to me.
Jilly Bean Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 Not as funny as the term I heard on a show recently: Broner - a boner unintentially caused by another man! I thought it was pretty clever term, but is this a common enough occurence that they need a word for it? LMAO! Oh, thats great. Is that like from wrestling? What is the definition?
Author Green Posted September 24, 2008 Author Posted September 24, 2008 Of course I told all my friends! Poor guy! They still remember too! I knew what a boner was but at that point I had never had a boyfriend and I was very inexperienced. Penises freaked me out. French kissing, as they called it back then, was a big deal to me. I really never got into french kissing, I know everyone loves it but not for me I don't like any of that fancy stuff I especialy despise girls who think its sexy to put her teeth on the guys lip and lightly bite
Cherry Blossom 35 Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 I really never got into french kissing, I know everyone loves it but not for me I don't like any of that fancy stuff I especialy despise girls who think its sexy to put her teeth on the guys lip and lightly bite Some people are good kissers, and some are not. Seems like you can't change them, I've tried.
rod_in_gtown Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 Not as funny as the term I heard on a show recently: Broner - a boner unintentially caused by another man! I thought it was pretty clever term, but is this a common enough occurence that they need a word for it? That's priceless!! :lmao:
rod_in_gtown Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 Some people are good kissers, and some are not. Seems like you can't change them, I've tried. My ex was way too agressive with her kissing, I don't dig it when I feel like I'm being probed.
Cherry Blossom 35 Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 I've always been told I'm a great kisser, which is cool, but really, I don't think it's that hard. Why can't people get it right???? I went on a date recently and the guy kissed me in front of my building. It was cold and wet. His tongue was lie a serpent trying to get down my throat. Gross!
djhall Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 LMAO! Oh, thats great. Is that like from wrestling? What is the definition? I don't really know, but here are some possible definitions for you: An unintentionally manly inspired boner. You're a guy getting a massage from another guy, and its nice, its relaxing then all of a sudden you get a little tingle; that my friends, is a 'broner'. A slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercly heterosexual male achieves an erection (or, "boner") for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, "bros"). This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities, particularly those which include feats of strength or displays of hyper-masculinity. Upon achieving a broner, the man in question is often known to exclaim, "dude, meet me in the shower." The way you creamed that linebacker gave me a total broner. The erection a male receives from riding too close to his male friend on a scooter. Jeff always gets a raging broner when he rides with Kyle on his Vespa.
Jilly Bean Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 I don't dig it when I feel like I'm being probed. Unless it's anally, of course.
rod_in_gtown Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 Unless it's anally, of course. Jilly... You keep teasing me like this, I'm bound to blow
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