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...to whom would you say, "No, thanks?"

 

We always think of the ones we would love to date, but seriously, aren't there some that you wonder what people see so special about him or her?

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Jennifer Aniston.

 

Ouch! When you get older, then you will understand.

 

Oh wait, then SHE will be older....never mind. :D

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jessica alba

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Ouch! When you get older, then you will understand.

 

Oh wait, then SHE will be older....never mind. :D

 

She's a headcase, she has a different man for every week of the year.

 

jessica alba

 

She isn't so great, I don't know what people see in her.

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Puck from MTV's "Real World" series during the early days. Kid was a real jerk, just because he could be.

 

also, the tall guy from Penn & Teller, and Bill O'Reilly, because they're just obnoxious and should have been buried live at birth.

 

any politician, any Hollywood actor who is a vocal supporter of the Democratic party, and people of that ilk. Because they're plain annoying. Especially the actors and politicians who are all "I'm all that because I've gone green." Yeah. Like you really live off the land. With your stupid SUVs because you need the privacy and protection from the press, with your stupid mansions because you need to impress your fellow actors, with your stupid gas-guzzling private jets because you can't stand the idea of mingling with the peons who made you famous. Screw you. I'm not as stupid as you like to believe I am – I know that when you embrace the green cause, it's because you feel that it's us "little people" who need to make the switch to appease your guilty conscious for being the vermin you are.

 

THOSE are the people I would gladly turn down dates with.

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Reese Winterspoon.

 

I hate her.

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Simon Cowell.

 

I couldn't resist! :laugh:

 

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I couldn't resist! :laugh:

 

 

:lmao:!!

 

See what I'm talking about? I'm sure he would love nothing else than to tear me down into pieces the whole entire date.

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Politically focused celebs, some comedic:

 

Dennis Miller (although he has his moments)

Keith Olbermann (rabid leftist)

Bill O'Reilly (rabid hanging off the edge on a flat planet)

Pat Buchanan (ick in general)

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My recent ex-bf. One celeb I would never date (again).

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Sting, because he really is sooo up himself.

John Nettles, because ditto.

Tom Cruise, because ditto.

Michael Jackson. because.

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James Woods. Blech. In his immortal words---Why adopt an old dog when you could get a puppy instead? (regarding older women)--He should talk.

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James Woods. Blech. In his immortal words---Why adopt an old dog when you could get a puppy instead? (regarding older women)--He should talk.

 

He lives at the Beverly Hills Hotel, ya know. Anytime I am there, invariably I see him trotting through the lobby hoping someone notices him.

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He lives at the Beverly Hills Hotel, ya know. Anytime I am there, invariably I see him trotting through the lobby hoping someone notices him.

 

 

Oh I totally believe that! His ego knows no bounds. I just. can't. stand. him. I bet he tries to get you to notice him...wait, are you over 18? maybe not. LOL.

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Oh I totally believe that! His ego knows no bounds. I just. can't. stand. him. I bet he tries to get you to notice him...wait, are you over 18? maybe not. LOL.

 

LOL. He's very short in person.

 

And I am 33 - WAY over the hill for him. :)

 

I also would totally turn down Tom Cruise.

 

He's a nutbag like no other!

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LOL. He's very short in person.

 

And I am 33 - WAY over the hill for him. :)

 

I also would totally turn down Tom Cruise.

 

He's a nutbag like no other!

 

I knew it!-what he lacks in stature he makes up in asswipeness. Second, or third the Tom Cruise thing. And Mark Wahlberg is on my list as well, he reminds me of a guy who pushed me into a creek when I was in 5th grade.

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Sting, because he really is sooo up himself.

 

geisha! You're killing me here. The boy is beautiful.

 

tom cruise isn't bad-looking either, but he creeps the hell out of me. I don't think he's wrapped too tight ...

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Angelina Jolie

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I would say 'no thanks' to all of them.. honestly.. I am not attracted to any male celebrities.. that I can think of at the moment... maybe.. just maybe.. David Beckham... :o

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Angelina Jolie

 

I'm going to be crucified for saying this, but I just don't think she's all that hot. Her lips remind me of earth worms. Too big. Way too big.

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Ewww Tom Cruise :sick: Though I met him through work and he was very pleasant to deal with, very nice but so short I had to look down at him to shake his hand and felt like I was looking down at a kid. :laugh:

 

Whomever said John Malkovich I TOTALLY agree, he is a strange looking cat he actually he looks like a cat hehheh, but really dig his sense of humour and what I have seen of personality when I see him in interviews, he is super laid back but so smart and deadpan it makes him quite sexy. He told the funniest story about his mother on Dave Letterman recently I'll try to post if I can find it.

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Michael Jackson. because.

 

You can't drop a bomb like that and just say "because."

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