Author spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 Yes, and the religious angle is SO naughty. Have him hold the rosary while you shag him. Lol. The problem, is that I haven't shaved my legs. Like, in months. On the other hand, guys will fcvk anything... and like it.
xpaperxcutx Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 Oh God. I can't do that s!ht. Can't or won't? get yourself together, woman! There is a cute sitting next to you, and you're not even putting the moves on him?
Author spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 How would I even go about setting that up? God, why can't guys do all the work.
Nemo Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 Next time, be prepared. Short Skirt No Panties Cargo shorts for my now EX.. button up so something can get out if need be without taking them down.. *Ahem* Sitting on his lap skirt raised in the back...
norajane Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 The problem is that I feel so unattractive. I don't have any gum on me, so my coffeebreath is pretty bad. And I had a good long cry in the car on the way over so I'm sure my makeup smeared, not to mention my eyes are bloodshot like hell. He probably gave me the sweatshirt cause he thought I was homeless. And now he probably thinks I am crazy cause I'm sitting here in front of him cackling away. Go to the ladies room, clean up your face and comb your hair, rinse out your mouth. Stop at the counter, buy some gum or a mints, and buy him a cookie.
Jilly Bean Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 Lol. The problem, is that I haven't shaved my legs. Like, in months. On the other hand, guys will fcvk anything... and like it. This has all the makings of a REALLY hot story. The smeared makeup, the homeless attire, the coffee breath, unshaven legs... I say GO FOR IT, Spook! I picture it going down like Halle Berry and Billy Bob in Monsters Ball. ("can you make me feel good?")
Author spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 Can't or won't? get yourself together, woman! There is a cute sitting next to you, and you're not even putting the moves on him? I'm not drunk enough.
Author spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 This has all the makings of a REALLY hot story. The smeared makeup, the homeless attire, the coffee breath, unshaven legs... I say GO FOR IT, Spook! I picture it going down like Halle Berry and Billy Bob in Monsters Ball. ("can you make me feel good?") That's ALWAYS my line, and I didn't even know it was from a movie.
xpaperxcutx Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 I'm not drunk enough. You're high on coffee. they're the same.
Author spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 Go to the ladies room, clean up your face and comb your hair, rinse out your mouth. Stop at the counter, buy some gum or a mints, and buy him a cookie. That's way too much work. That's like a day's allowance of work, right there.
Author spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 I'm fcvking WIRED, so it'd be fun to talk to someone, but the problem is, I'm SO AWKWARD>>>>> cause I'm lazy. I'm too lazy to go through the social ritual surrounding conversation. Or fcvking, for that matter.
Author spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 Where would I take him, anyway? My apartment is littered with vibrators, used tampons, and joint stubs. There's no furniture, all my crap is lying all over the living room making it an obstacle course, and it reeks of febreeze and marijuana. Not very romantic, and not very divine, either.
Author spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 He is SO CUTE. I know he's not my soulmate or anything but he's adorable. Oh no, he and his friend are getting ready to leave. Dammit.
shadowplay Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 He is SO CUTE. I know he's not my soulmate or anything but he's adorable. Oh no, he and his friend are getting ready to leave. Dammit. Ask him out!
Author spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 I know we'd never get along.
jerbear Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 I think the power of God compels you to go pee first then worry about what the sweatshirt or what you smell like. He is a divinity student not ordained. I suggest testing his faith! :lmao: I don't think it is a good idea to have a rebound friend; it really messes them up later on.
Author spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 Spookie run after him!! I knew we'd never get along. And now he's gone. I have his sweatshirt.
Author spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 You know, he'd have been a perfect example of someone I thought was cute and nice and probably smart and funny, but whom I knew I had no cosmic connection to. Like all my ex-bf's (but one). Maybe I need to trust my gut feeling more often.
shadowplay Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 You know, he'd have been a perfect example of someone I thought was cute and nice and probably smart and funny, but whom I knew I had no cosmic connection to. Like all my ex-bf's (but one). Maybe I need to trust my gut feeling more often. But as I recall you had a really good gut feeling about TT.
Author spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 Check the pockets. Nothing. Oh wells. Maybe I'm supposed to LEAVE a note in the pocket when I give it to the lost and found?
Nemo Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 But as I recall you had a really good gut feeling about TT. No, it was a few inches lower.
Author spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 But as I recall you had a really good gut feeling about TT. Yah, I did? God I'm all fcvked up. I think the point is that everyone's going to keep failing at my main criteria: being Wesley. Except my boss?
Author spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 I think my boss has caught on to my seduction ploy. I really overdid it today. I spent about 2 hours getting ready. I worked out, showered, dried my hair, straightened it, put on this NEW CLEAN skirt that I bought over the weekend and this sexy shirt, and did my makeup. I mean, I didn't look dressed any different than anyone else, but all day long people kept asking me why I looked so nice today. Cause most days, like tonight, I look like a homeless person. (I don't have the time in the morning to pick out clean clothes properly from the giant pile on my floor, never mind iron them or do such things as brush my hair .) And all day long I kept going into his office to ask him one inane question after another. *sigh* I just like listening to him talk. I hope he's not creeped out by me.
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