spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 And this really cute guy lets me borrow his sweatshirt and another sweatshirt from another guy. Now I'm all cuddled up and this guy is CUTE! But I'm all stoned and I came here to sit by myself and bite my nails and think about my ex-boyfriend. And I really have to go pee. What am I supposed to do???
Author spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 I think I'm going to take off with the sweatshirt. Lmao. That would be hilarious.
rod_in_gtown Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 Go pee and come back and then ask to buy him a coffee as a thank you for the sweatshirt
D-Lish Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 And this really cute guy lets me borrow his sweatshirt and another sweatshirt from another guy. Now I'm all cuddled up and this guy is CUTE! But I'm all stoned and I came here to sit by myself and bite my nails and think about my ex-boyfriend. And I really have to go pee. What am I supposed to do??? Well first of all... go pee. But walk to the bathroom first before you do it.
Author spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 Go pee and come back and then ask to buy him a coffee as a thank you for the sweatshirt He's already drinking a coffee. That just seems like overkill.
Author spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 Well first of all... go pee. But walk to the bathroom first before you do it. Lmao. I almost peed in my pants reading that.
shadowplay Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 Just say "can I join you?" and sit down next to him. how did bridge go with your boss btw?
Author spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 Apparently, he's a divinity student. Ugh, this sweatshirt is tainted with God. He's still really cute though.
Author spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 Just say "can I join you?" and sit down next to him. how did bridge go with your boss btw? We didn't play! He had a meeting. We're gonna play tomorrow, though. That reminds me... I need to learn how to play it.
almost famous Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 What happened to the guy who peed the bed?
shadowplay Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 Apparently, he's a divinity student. still might be worth a screw
Author spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 Haha. I broke up with him. It was a really nice breakup. He could not have asked for a nicer one. I drove all the freaking way to Des Moines to tell him to his face, and I did a fantastic job convicning him I cared about him, and that it wasn't him, it was me, and I wanted to stay friends. Which is true. That last part. I just don't have ANY attraction left for him. Which makes me sad, I wish it could have worked out. Wow what a basketcase he was though. I'm a terrible judge of personality.
xpaperxcutx Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 Haha. I broke up with him. It was a really nice breakup. He could not have asked for a nicer one. I drove all the freaking way to Des Moines to tell him to his face, and I did a fantastic job convicning him I cared about him, and that it wasn't him, it was me, and I wanted to stay friends. Which is true. That last part. I just don't have ANY attraction left for him. Which makes me sad, I wish it could have worked out. Wow what a basketcase he was though. I'm a terrible judge of personality. I think we all realized that when he peed on ya. Did he reimburse you for the gas? The least he could've done, since you decided to break up face to face.
shadowplay Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 Haha. I broke up with him. It was a really nice breakup. He could not have asked for a nicer one. I drove all the freaking way to Des Moines to tell him to his face, and I did a fantastic job convicning him I cared about him, and that it wasn't him, it was me, and I wanted to stay friends. Which is true. That last part. I just don't have ANY attraction left for him. Which makes me sad, I wish it could have worked out. Wow what a basketcase he was though. I'm a terrible judge of personality. How was he a basketcase?
D-Lish Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 Apparently, he's a divinity student. Ugh, this sweatshirt is tainted with God. He's still really cute though. Divinity student as in he is studying to be in the clergy? Or a religious studies student who could be an athiest with a curious mind? As for being a divinity student- it means nothing... I think of all the catholic school girls in my town that roll up their kilts so high that you can see the beaver talking. If you end up wearing the sweatshirt home- just wash it with Oxy-clean; It will get rid of stains, god, and keeps clothes looking their brightest.
norajane Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 He's already drinking a coffee. That just seems like overkill. Buy him a cookie.
Author spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 How was he a basketcase? He's disturbingly needy. And that little peeing thing... turns out, it wasn't so little. He shared a secret over the weekend with me about how he used to wet the bed till 8th grade, having to wear diapers to slumber parties. I wanted to point out how he STILL does it on a regular basis - at least once a week, when he's drunk. His drinking scared the crap out of me. I'm a pretty self-destructive person, so I notice that quality in others, and no one's quite measured up to me like him.
Author spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 Divinity student as in he is studying to be in the clergy? Or a religious studies student who could be an athiest with a curious mind? As for being a divinity student- it means nothing... I think of all the catholic school girls in my town that roll up their kilts so high that you can see the beaver talking. If you end up wearing the sweatshirt home- just wash it with Oxy-clean; It will get rid of stains, god, and keeps clothes looking their brightest. Lmao. I think the fact that I'm sitting here cracking up in front of my computer is doing nothing to turn him on. He's not really talking to me. I mean, he's friendly as hell when I ask him a question, and he responds, but then it's back to his reading. Maybe he gave me the sweatshirt cause he's religious, not cause he thought I was cute?
Jilly Bean Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 Apparently, he's a divinity student. Ugh, this sweatshirt is tainted with God. He's still really cute though. Then rub it on your cooch first before you return it.
Author spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 Then rub it on your cooch first before you return it. Hahaha. He is SO cute, guys. Don't I need a rebound fckv?
xpaperxcutx Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 Then rub it on your cooch first before you return it. :lmao::lmao::lmao: Spookie do you like him? Slid a card in his pocket for him to call for a date.
Author spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 The problem is that I feel so unattractive. I don't have any gum on me, so my coffeebreath is pretty bad. And I had a good long cry in the car on the way over so I'm sure my makeup smeared, not to mention my eyes are bloodshot like hell. He probably gave me the sweatshirt cause he thought I was homeless. And now he probably thinks I am crazy cause I'm sitting here in front of him cackling away.
Jilly Bean Posted September 23, 2008 Posted September 23, 2008 Hahaha. He is SO cute, guys. Don't I need a rebound fckv? Yes, and the religious angle is SO naughty. Have him hold the rosary while you shag him.
Author spookie Posted September 23, 2008 Author Posted September 23, 2008 :lmao::lmao::lmao: Spookie do you like him? Slid a card in his pocket for him to call for a date. Oh God. I can't do that s!ht.
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