NativeMetalGrl Posted September 20, 2008 Posted September 20, 2008 Okay, guys, I know ya have 'em. spill... I'll start.. Okay, so I hooked up with this absolutely gorgeous male model I knew one night and so after we did the deed, he was spooning me and we were drifting off to sleep when I unexpectedly ripped a fart so loud it woke me up. My naked bum was right on his bare leg, so I know he not only heard it but felt it, too!! It was one of those farts that comes without warning, so I couldn't hold it cause I was just about asleep when it struck. I looked at him, waiting to hear "eeeeew!" or some kind of laughter, but he just quietly rolled over to his other side and fell back to sleep. The worst part of it is that just before we did it, we were joking around about "sleep-farting!" To this day he hasn't mentioned it, so I'm not sure if he was just too asleep to remember or is just that polite.. but one thing's for certain.. absolutely NO carne asada burritos before bed..
nowhereman82 Posted September 21, 2008 Posted September 21, 2008 I dated a girl a long time ago that when ****ed doggy would queef a lot lol, that took some getting use to! Personally I've let a lil gas slip during a blow job.
Gold Pile Posted September 21, 2008 Posted September 21, 2008 When I was a teen I was getting a HJ from my GF in her room. Her long divorced mother wasn't home. Just as I was ready to explode her mother walked in, my GF was shocked and tightened her grip on my unit for a few moments....It felt bad and it felt great. She let go just as I stood up. Poor Mrs. "Abc", she hadn't been with a man in 4 years and now there was a naked (and handsome) teen uncontrolably spewing a load all over her from stomach to knees. Got her top, skirt and stockings. While she was still dazed I grabed my clothes and ran. Never did it at her house again. For the next year the school rumor machine had it that I had snuck into their house naked, cornered "Amy's" mother and beat one off on her. Someone even brang it up at the last reunion.
Gold Pile Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 Personally I've let a lil gas slip during a blow job. yuk!
Geishawhelk Posted September 24, 2008 Posted September 24, 2008 yuk! Oh, yes, because yours is soooo much better - !! :laugh:
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