Bells Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 Okay, how long into a marraige until you're comfortable enough to break wind?
lonelyandfrustrated Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 Wind must remain accidental. Purposeful winding is inappropriate in all circumstances but the bathroom. JMHO.
Jersey Shortie Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 Okay, a little mystery is good in life. Especially with romantic partners. You are sharing our life together, it doesn't mean you share your wind together. I never will understand the couples that go to the bathroom with the door open infront of each other. There are some things that should just remain private. If you break wind and can hold it. leave the room to do so.
quankanne Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 LOL,I guess coming from a big family, the bathroom door open thing just doesn't bother me. Or showering in front of certain people. as for tooting ... well, oldest niece and nephew set the bar by playing the "pull my finger" bit when they first met my husband. belching: An art form perfected by my daddy at the dinner table. "BURRRRRPPPP!" "Modesto!" (Mama was very much a polite, genteel lady) "What?! In some foreign countries, it's a compliment to the chef!" of course that just egged on the grandkids ... and I imagine it'll be a Mo-story that'll be shared at his wake.
Author Bells Posted September 18, 2008 Author Posted September 18, 2008 Okay, a little mystery is good in life. Especially with romantic partners. You are sharing our life together, it doesn't mean you share your wind together. I never will understand the couples that go to the bathroom with the door open infront of each other. There are some things that should just remain private. If you break wind and can hold it. leave the room to do so. Holding it in is unhealthy.
carhill Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 Holding it in is unhealthy. My wife is the healthiest person I know
Author Bells Posted September 18, 2008 Author Posted September 18, 2008 My wife is the healthiest person I know Well, unhealthy....in this fashion, it might rupture something. What if one has a rectal aneruism (is that how it's spelled?)
porter218 Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 I don't understand why some couple feel they must be so formal with each other that they hold it in. If you don't feel at ease and comfortable in front of them then who do you feel comfortable with:confused:??
D-Lish Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 How long into a marriage? I've never known a guy to wait for more than a month to fart in front of me! But as soon as they say "I love you"... I ask them to pull my finger.
Author Bells Posted September 18, 2008 Author Posted September 18, 2008 How long into a marriage? I've never known a guy to wait for more than a month to fart in front of me! But as soon as they say "I love you"... I ask them to pull my finger. Do women's farts sound cuter and adorable....while men's farts sound monsterous, loud, audible and, of course disgusting?
carhill Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 Well, unhealthy....in this fashion, it might rupture something. What if one has a rectal aneruism (is that how it's spelled?) iliac aneurysmosigmoid colon fistula, common version.... Yes, none of these for my wife
manugeorge Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 I broke wind for the first time with my boyfriend just last week. It was unintentional, I was asleep on his lap and a loud one ripped out, it woke me up and I had this mortified look on my face, he couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the day. Not for the wind itself just for the fact that I woke myself up with a fart.
2sure Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 This is the 2nd thread in the last two weeks on this subject. Yet another instance of "I'm repulsed, yet cannot look away." My H and I have never done this in front of each other or anyone else unless it was by complete accident. It isnt that we are formal at all. Its just....yuck. You know how you get a visual image of some of the posters on here? Just a kind of idea of what they might be like or even look like based on the way they present themselves here. I know there is zero chance anyone looks or is like what i think - but still. Bent , I had higher hopes! LOL. Its not like I dont fluff....but what is with this need to share personal odors. Bowel Control is not optional in my home.
nopainnogain Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 he couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the day. Not for the wind itself just for the fact that I woke myself up with a fart. that is hillarious. One time I farted but before I did I pointed the fan on me and towards my buddy at the other end of the room. Right away he got up and moved lol.
nopainnogain Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_farter
blind_otter Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 Okay, how long into a marraige until you're comfortable enough to break wind? Marriage? I can't hold it that long, dude. My S/O goes to the bathroom with the door open. Loudly, I might add - with lots of theatrics which lately involve imitating how I acted while in labor My son, 2 months old, farts and poos loudly at all hours of the day and night. Now I blame all my farts on him
Jersey Shortie Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 Holding it in is unhealthy. I never said you should hold it in. You should leave the room. But hey, whatever works for you. I just know that I don't opennly blech and fart infront of guys I date and I think that it makes me a little more feminine. He knows I do those things, he doesn't need to see or hear it as a regular habit.
2nd-Best Posted September 18, 2008 Posted September 18, 2008 oh god, I've been dating for 7 months and after a couple he started blowing gas, and they just keep getting worse and worse, when i complained about it to his sister in law infront of his brother his brother said "take it as a compliment it just means that he feels comfortable with you" lol you'll get over it, everyone farts.. I take mine to the bathroom.. and others do it in public! lol
D-Lish Posted September 19, 2008 Posted September 19, 2008 Once a guy sitting on a wooden chair in front of me during a morning tutorial fell asleep..... and let this huge fart go.....woke himself up. Everyone was laughing- and he didn't know what was so funny so he started laughing too. Even the professor was in stitches- the toot was so loud and the cracking one off on the wooden chair was classic.
2nd-Best Posted September 19, 2008 Posted September 19, 2008 Once a guy sitting on a wooden chair in front of me during a morning tutorial fell asleep..... and let this huge fart go.....woke himself up. Everyone was laughing- and he didn't know what was so funny so he started laughing too. Even the professor was in stitches- the toot was so loud and the cracking one off on the wooden chair was classic. hahaha one time this girl i used to be friends with, we were sitting on a wooden bus bench and she farted and the entire bench rumbled and shook like there was an earthquake it was insane!!
Storyrider Posted September 19, 2008 Posted September 19, 2008 I wonder why humans have such a strong emotional reaction to farting. It either makes us laugh or we're mortified. Does it have something to do with the mind/body dichotomy? Spirit versus animal? I am really curious about why bodily fluids and expulsions are so powerful in the human psyche. When you look at blood, for example, and how it figures so strongly in so many religious practices. Or at swear words, and how most of them deal with some aspect of bodily functions. Anyway, kind of off topic, but maybe not--marriage itself sort of combines the ethereal and the earthy, and farting in marriage is a manifestation of that contrast.
porter218 Posted September 19, 2008 Posted September 19, 2008 My son, 2 months old, farts and poos loudly at all hours of the day and night. Now I blame all my farts on him LMAO...My H has done that since the day my son was born. Now my son is old enough to tell him that he wasn't the perpetrator but that doesn't stop my H from blaming him anyway.
D-Lish Posted September 19, 2008 Posted September 19, 2008 I wonder why humans have such a strong emotional reaction to farting. It either makes us laugh or we're mortified. Does it have something to do with the mind/body dichotomy? Spirit versus animal? I am really curious about why bodily fluids and expulsions are so powerful in the human psyche. When you look at blood, for example, and how it figures so strongly in so many religious practices. Or at swear words, and how most of them deal with some aspect of bodily functions. Anyway, kind of off topic, but maybe not--marriage itself sort of combines the ethereal and the earthy, and farting in marriage is a manifestation of that contrast. I can't say why for sure- but I giggle like a school girl when someone lets one go. It's the funniest thing in the world to me, and I couldn't begin to tell you why.
Storyrider Posted September 19, 2008 Posted September 19, 2008 I wonder why humans have such a strong emotional reaction to farting. It either makes us laugh or we're mortified. Does it have something to do with the mind/body dichotomy? Spirit versus animal? I am really curious about why bodily fluids and expulsions are so powerful in the human psyche. When you look at blood, for example, and how it figures so strongly in so many religious practices. Or at swear words, and how most of them deal with some aspect of bodily functions. Anyway, kind of off topic, but maybe not--marriage itself sort of combines the ethereal and the earthy, and farting in marriage is a manifestation of that contrast. Ha ha, this poster is full of bad air.
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