johan Posted September 4, 2008 Posted September 4, 2008 Who here wants to get engaged? If you want to get engaged, do you like beer?
Citizen Erased Posted September 4, 2008 Posted September 4, 2008 I do not like beer. But I do wonder what it is like being engaged and how long it is appropriate to be engaged for... Knowing my luck all I will get is beer. Cheap b@st@rd can't even spend big and get me a bottle of vodka.
Pyro Posted September 4, 2008 Posted September 4, 2008 At some point in my life and if the circumstances are right......... I like beer. Any other questions?
2sunny Posted September 4, 2008 Posted September 4, 2008 i would get engaged to you johan just to entertain you... oh - and - you can have all the beer for both of us... that way i could take advantage of you.
Author johan Posted September 4, 2008 Author Posted September 4, 2008 I could use a bit of entertainment. And I'm all stocked up on beer.... be right back
Crestfallen_KH Posted September 4, 2008 Posted September 4, 2008 Is the beer IPA? Coz if it's Coors or other cheap, domestic crap I'm afraid we're going to have issues down the road...
underpants Posted September 4, 2008 Posted September 4, 2008 Lets just get a 6 pack and have a date. What do you say?
Author johan Posted September 4, 2008 Author Posted September 4, 2008 What's the ring like? What's the head like?
Jilly Bean Posted September 4, 2008 Posted September 4, 2008 What's the head like? I can peel a grape with my tongue at 30 paces. Is that what you meant?
Author johan Posted September 4, 2008 Author Posted September 4, 2008 I meant on the beer. Or did I? Lets just get a 6 pack and have a date. What do you say? I'm up for that! It sounds like a great time!
2sunny Posted September 4, 2008 Posted September 4, 2008 What's the head like? Aaaaaaamaaaaaazing! um - yaaaaaa
underpants Posted September 4, 2008 Posted September 4, 2008 What's the head like? It is poured at a 30-40 degree angle depending on the beer. Ideally it would be 1 inch head foam in thickness and 1/2 inch from the rim of the top of a pint glass. The beer would be temperature specific to the beer's qualities. You seem like a stout man so a slightly warmer (non frosted glass) and a slow pour might peak your interest. Am I a contender?
Author johan Posted September 4, 2008 Author Posted September 4, 2008 It is poured at a 30-40 degree angle depending on the beer. Ideally it would be 1 inch head foam in thickness and 1/2 inch from the rim of the top of a pint glass. The beer would be temperature specific to the beer's qualities. You seem like a stout man so a slightly warmer (non frosted glass) and a slow pour might peak your interest. Am I a contender? Front runner. You clearly have full mastery of the head.
Jilly Bean Posted September 4, 2008 Posted September 4, 2008 You should probably get engaged to Unders then. I don't like beer, so all I can offer you is rocket head.
rainfall Posted September 4, 2008 Posted September 4, 2008 I don't want to get engaged because that would mean I might have to get married and plan a wedding. I do like beer though.
underpants Posted September 4, 2008 Posted September 4, 2008 I think we should just all have a beer then. Jilly, here is a glass of wine for you. We are all going to move to Utah and marry Johan.
Author johan Posted September 4, 2008 Author Posted September 4, 2008 I don't want to get engaged because that would mean I might have to get married and plan a wedding. I do like beer though. I feel sorry for the poor bastard who took the photo in your avatar. It's amazing the risks some people will take to get the perfect picture.
Author johan Posted September 4, 2008 Author Posted September 4, 2008 I think we should just all have a beer then. Jilly, here is a glass of wine for you. We are all going to move to Utah and marry Johan. How about the Middle East instead? There is something about a woman wearing a burkha with nothing underneath.
Citizen Erased Posted September 4, 2008 Posted September 4, 2008 I think we should just all have a beer then. Jilly, here is a glass of wine for you. We are all going to move to Utah and marry Johan. Now that I like. But do we have to stay in Utah?
Kamille Posted September 4, 2008 Posted September 4, 2008 I think we should just all have a beer then. Jilly, here is a glass of wine for you. We are all going to move to Utah and marry Johan. If there is wine on the premisses, I want to be part of the wedding. I want to get engage - to the right guy - and who better then Johan. don't very much like beer. Dig the burka thing.
underpants Posted September 4, 2008 Posted September 4, 2008 Dig the burka thing. Let's break out our burkinis. It is a celebration.
Kamille Posted September 4, 2008 Posted September 4, 2008 Let's break out our burkinis. It is a celebration. Celebrate good times come on! Do you all think if all chipped in, bought a yatch and parked it on international waters we could live as polygamists?
underpants Posted September 4, 2008 Posted September 4, 2008 Celebrate good times come on! Do you all think if all chipped in, bought a yatch and parked it on international waters we could live as polygamists? Perhaps, Although with my description of the perfect beer pour I feel like I will be like Issac the bartender on the Love boat. That would still be cool though. Double pointed hand guns to you.
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