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I've been dating "kelly' who was recently dumped by her husband. It's been going pretty good for me. Earlier this summer I was in a slump and struck out several times. I always share my failures too.

 

I attended a training workshop after some arm twisting by an important client. Somewhat hands on and it was a Friday so I wore a T-shirt and jeans. Several plain Jane (but doable) women were there and only 3 of us guys (the other guys were fat). No flirting was going on for the first 2 hours. Then there was a mishap, something collapsed. One guy and I had our shirts slashed. He was actually bleeding a little, I had a minor scratch.

In the bathroom I ripped the tears to make them bigger and I completely tore off one shoulder.

 

Everyone knew our clothes were accidently ripped, I was creating the "look" that my muscles burst through the shirt.

Everyone was looking at us...perhaps not with the lust I hoped for. Finally a moody Brunette came over and asked (even though it was already established we were ok) if I was cut in the accident. She ran her fingers over my exposed shoulder then she rubbed a partially exposed pectoral muscle. Her pretext was inspecting me for injuries. Needless to say...I asked her out after the workshop. She actually yelled at me, called me an A-hole.

 

Mid-June a friend granted me use of her waterfront (pond) cottage for a few days. I sat down with my 4 spiral-bound notebooks....collectively known as my little black book ... and unsuccessfully contacted 6 ladies. I drove (by myself :confused:) 10 hours to get there. I was tired but saw 3 females on the beach. After a quick shower I took the canoe over to them. They were sunning face down and didn't see me. I quietly laid face down between them. I planned to claim I was there 1st and engage them with my wit. They were 17-21 yrs old and wouldn't want me but always a good chance they would talk me up (the handsome, witty guy who showed up) to some "older" lady. I laid there quietly giggling at how shocked they'd be when they finally noticed me.

I woke up about 90 minutes later with a bad sunburn. My would be friends had quietly snuck off.

Ah well, for every success there are plenty of failures.

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LOL, that last one is kinda creepy bro.

 

Have you read "No More Mr. Nice Guy" yet? Some good tips in there.

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I was creating the "look" that my muscles burst through the shirt.

 

:lmao:..................

 

I love your threads.. always put a smile to my face.. and sometimes tea in my screen or out my nose.. :laugh:

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I was creating the "look" that my muscles burst through the shirt.

 

:lmao:..................

 

I love your threads.. always put a smile to my face.. and sometimes tea in my screen or out my nose.. :laugh:

I'd love to put my face were diluted tea eventually makes a normal exit from your body. Dang! am I a sweet talker or what?
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I'd love to put my face were diluted tea eventually makes a normal exit from your body. Dang! am I a sweet talker or what?

 

 

ooohhhh. I could answer that.. but it would get deleted... (censorship ;))

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LOL, that last one is kinda creepy bro....
Nah, they weren't that creepy..it was rude of them to leave me there, but not creepy.;)
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good old gold pile to save the night.

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Sounds like claptrap to me. At least he hasn't locked someone else in a basement and thrown him saltcrackers. *rolleyes*.

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Sounds like claptrap to me. At least he hasn't locked someone else in a basement and thrown him saltcrackers. *rolleyes*.

 

lots of posts for a new user...you've been busy!:) Not sure how to respond to this, except to say I never had an STD...ever! Play safe with everyone and don't play with when instinct tells you not to.

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lots of posts for a new user...you've been busy!:) Not sure how to respond to this, except to say I never had an STD...ever! Play safe with everyone and don't play with when instinct tells you not to.

 

Hi. babe.. yes I've noticed that too.. from quite a few users... some new ones even know the regulars and all their stories.. I smile when I read 'oh XXX nice to see you" and they are 'new' users... :laugh:

 

unless I have missed the 'change of username' in some previous posts.. :o

 

I agree with you.. play it safe or don't play ... keep it squeaky clean and get checked once a year.. ;):)

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