Gold Pile Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 I've been dating "kelly' who was recently dumped by her husband. It's been going pretty good for me. Earlier this summer I was in a slump and struck out several times. I always share my failures too. I attended a training workshop after some arm twisting by an important client. Somewhat hands on and it was a Friday so I wore a T-shirt and jeans. Several plain Jane (but doable) women were there and only 3 of us guys (the other guys were fat). No flirting was going on for the first 2 hours. Then there was a mishap, something collapsed. One guy and I had our shirts slashed. He was actually bleeding a little, I had a minor scratch. In the bathroom I ripped the tears to make them bigger and I completely tore off one shoulder. Everyone knew our clothes were accidently ripped, I was creating the "look" that my muscles burst through the shirt. Everyone was looking at us...perhaps not with the lust I hoped for. Finally a moody Brunette came over and asked (even though it was already established we were ok) if I was cut in the accident. She ran her fingers over my exposed shoulder then she rubbed a partially exposed pectoral muscle. Her pretext was inspecting me for injuries. Needless to say...I asked her out after the workshop. She actually yelled at me, called me an A-hole. Mid-June a friend granted me use of her waterfront (pond) cottage for a few days. I sat down with my 4 spiral-bound notebooks....collectively known as my little black book ... and unsuccessfully contacted 6 ladies. I drove (by myself ) 10 hours to get there. I was tired but saw 3 females on the beach. After a quick shower I took the canoe over to them. They were sunning face down and didn't see me. I quietly laid face down between them. I planned to claim I was there 1st and engage them with my wit. They were 17-21 yrs old and wouldn't want me but always a good chance they would talk me up (the handsome, witty guy who showed up) to some "older" lady. I laid there quietly giggling at how shocked they'd be when they finally noticed me. I woke up about 90 minutes later with a bad sunburn. My would be friends had quietly snuck off. Ah well, for every success there are plenty of failures.
CaliGuy Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 LOL, that last one is kinda creepy bro. Have you read "No More Mr. Nice Guy" yet? Some good tips in there.
Lizzie60 Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 I was creating the "look" that my muscles burst through the shirt. .................. I love your threads.. always put a smile to my face.. and sometimes tea in my screen or out my nose..
Author Gold Pile Posted September 1, 2008 Author Posted September 1, 2008 I was creating the "look" that my muscles burst through the shirt. .................. I love your threads.. always put a smile to my face.. and sometimes tea in my screen or out my nose.. I'd love to put my face were diluted tea eventually makes a normal exit from your body. Dang! am I a sweet talker or what?
Lizzie60 Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 I'd love to put my face were diluted tea eventually makes a normal exit from your body. Dang! am I a sweet talker or what? ooohhhh. I could answer that.. but it would get deleted... (censorship )
Author Gold Pile Posted September 1, 2008 Author Posted September 1, 2008 LOL, that last one is kinda creepy bro....Nah, they weren't that creepy..it was rude of them to leave me there, but not creepy.
LovehateLove Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 Sounds like claptrap to me. At least he hasn't locked someone else in a basement and thrown him saltcrackers. *rolleyes*.
Author Gold Pile Posted September 1, 2008 Author Posted September 1, 2008 Sounds like claptrap to me. At least he hasn't locked someone else in a basement and thrown him saltcrackers. *rolleyes*. lots of posts for a new user...you've been busy! Not sure how to respond to this, except to say I never had an STD...ever! Play safe with everyone and don't play with when instinct tells you not to.
Lizzie60 Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 lots of posts for a new user...you've been busy! Not sure how to respond to this, except to say I never had an STD...ever! Play safe with everyone and don't play with when instinct tells you not to. Hi. babe.. yes I've noticed that too.. from quite a few users... some new ones even know the regulars and all their stories.. I smile when I read 'oh XXX nice to see you" and they are 'new' users... unless I have missed the 'change of username' in some previous posts.. I agree with you.. play it safe or don't play ... keep it squeaky clean and get checked once a year..
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