Green Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 I'm curious how rude is it to walk around town with a full on boner. You can't always fully controll them... like this morning I had some morning wood that must have lasted close to half and hour. Whats so wrong about walking around with a boner? I wonder if there actualy alloud to fire you, or arrest you or kick you out for boners... I wonder if girls would be turned on... I mean they could tell if you had a big one or not
jerbear Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 It is wrong when you walk around with the zipper down!
Author Green Posted August 31, 2008 Author Posted August 31, 2008 I try to avoid that, but I've done that also, If I have a boner and im walking around I usualy tuck it in my belt and people cant tell... kind of uncomfortable though
jerbear Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 Yeah. To help relieve the discomfort, I suggest wearing boxers if you are not already.
Author Green Posted August 31, 2008 Author Posted August 31, 2008 yeah I actualy used the boxer elastic bad to hide a boner if one doesnt go away when I need it to. I comand you boner go away.... Tidy whities are so preboner
Tomcat33 Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 Well just don't complain when people try to hang a hat or coat from your crotch.
jerbear Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 Well just don't complain when people try to hang a hat or coat from your crotch. :lmao:funny
JohnnyBlaze Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 As Austin Powers (a.k.a. Mike Myers) once said, "Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!".
nopainnogain Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 Did you read the erectile disfunction thread and then decide to take vigra and now you got one of those 6 hour boners that require medical attention??
carhill Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 So, K, do you mind it when girls walk around with erect nipples? Think about it....who would be firing you or kicking you out? Perhaps a man? What would that say about him, checking out your crotch? Next question....
OpenBook Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 I generally don't go around looking at men's crotches - it's simply impolite - so I really don't know if & when they get boners. I've always assumed that if they do get them during - uh - inappropriate times, they have some kind of thing in their pants?? underwear?? that presses it against their body to make it less noticeable?? Or they strategically position it in there somehow?? I have no idea, men are strange creatures to me. If I do happen to notice a boner, it doesn't turn me on or anything. I do kinda feel bad for them a little, as I assume it's embarrassing for them - like (for them) it's literally a raised flag indicating they haven't been laid in awhile. But it's really not a big deal to me, either way. Just a natural thang.
Author Green Posted August 31, 2008 Author Posted August 31, 2008 who knows if you really saw a boner... some times I sit down and don't notice that my pants had puffed up making it look like I had a boner when I really didn't... when ur in middle school people call you on these fake puff up pants boners
Trialbyfire Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 Generally speaking, men and women are different. Most women don't stare at mens' crotches, although there are some that do. The ones that do wood probably enjoy it!
Author Green Posted August 31, 2008 Author Posted August 31, 2008 a pretty funny youtuve vid I watched about and Obvious Boner guy was another thing that inspired this thread. its a pretty hilarious gag, the guy walks around a car show with a boner and shorts on haha
nowhereman82 Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 hahah funny video seeing every ones reactions. Wonder what the girl wanted at the end
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