Tomcat33 Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 In response to all the posters of silly comments that have been targeted towards women in their 30's and how useless we are and to paraphrase a quote from Andrew McArthy to James Spader in the movie Pretty In Pink: That's what's killing you, isn't it? That's it, Steff, she thinks you're slime. And deep down, you know she's right.
jerbear Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 In response to all the posters of silly comments that have been targeted towards women in their 30's and how useless we are and to paraphrase a quote from Andrew McArthy to James Spader in the movie Pretty In Pink: That's what's killing you, isn't it? That's it, Steff, she thinks you're slime. And deep down, you know she's right. If that is true, why aren't the women slipping over the slime? It is certainly not the heels that you gals wear. Face it, you women still like us.
shadowplay Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 In response to all the posters of silly comments that have been targeted towards women in their 30's and how useless we are and to paraphrase a quote from Andrew McArthy to James Spader in the movie Pretty In Pink: That's what's killing you, isn't it? That's it, Steff, she thinks you're slime. And deep down, you know she's right. James Spader was so incredibly hot in that role. Is it wrong that I feel that way?
Kamille Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 Face it, you women still like us. Argh! you got me! I'd like you even better if you were a Democrat though ! I'm totally using the "Face it, you men still like us line" on the next thread about women's unrealistic expectations. It's absolutely impossible to resist.
jerbear Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 Argh! you got me! I'd like you even better if you were a Democrat though ! I'm totally using the "Face it, you men still like us line" on the next thread about women's unrealistic expectations. It's absolutely impossible to resist. In not settling, political affiliation is something I won't change.
Kamille Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 In not settling, political affiliation is something I won't change. Yes but political debates are sexy .
jerbear Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 Yes but political debates are sexy . yes and can be very passionate.
Tomcat33 Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 If that is true, why aren't the women slipping over the slime? It is certainly not the heels that you gals wear. Face it, you women still like us. So what are you saying that you are one of the above 30 women haters? Because my comment was directed at those particular men, you do realise that don't you? SP you are not weird and James WAS SO hot in that movie, actually let's work the other way around name me ONE movie he was not hot in. YUM!!!
jerbear Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 So what are you saying that you are one of the above 30 women haters? Because my comment was directed at those particular men, you do realise that don't you? I was aware of it and I am not a member of the above 30 women haters.
Tomcat33 Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 I was aware of it and I am not a member of the above 30 women haters. Then I don't understand this?? : If that is true, why aren't the women slipping over the slime? It is certainly not the heels that you gals wear. Face it, you women still like us Because I'll step on slime, heels or not heels.
Capricciosa Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 I am 30, but for the sake of argument, what am I settling for? Obese? Psychotic? Obese and psychotic? Someone has to love the obese and psychotic. Might as well be you.
jerbear Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 Then I don't understand this?? : I guess I'm a confusing guy then.
Balthazar Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 Ladies, you've convinced me! Get me one of these 40+ hags, I'm ready for the old(I mean wise,mature and more beautiful than in her 20's) ball and chain. I am OK and not shooting blanks(presently), but I'm sure I will be impotent after a few days with her. She is the perfect woman. I don't have to worry about a thing. I don't have to worry about having children; she can have children up to the age of 70(research done by Frankenstein/Steinhem - 1812). I don't have to worry about food- She knows every food delivery number by heart. I don't have to worry about conversation - She will talk enough for both of us. I don't have to worry about money - She'll make sure I have none left(after divorce proceedings)! I don't have to worry about making decisions - She knows what is best for me honey. I don't have to worry about friends - She will drive all of them away with her incessant nagging. I don't have to worry about self-esteem - I will have none after her daily reminder that I am the scum of the earth! I don't have to worry about sex - I will be banging hot young 20 somethings on the side while she argues on LS how I "can't " get them. Of course, she is also going to be having sex on the side. Every dude who is even a day younger will be banging her lights out and dumping her afterwards like a used condom. Finally, I don't have to worry about death - She will make me regret I was ever born... of course I should logically regret that she was ever born, but I will be too drugged out of my skull to care at this point. In any case, death will not seem so bad anymore... AH yes, it is a 40+ woman for me! I've come a long way baby! but If I have seen the light, why is it so dark in here? Whatever,all interested 40+ ladies can email me at frothingnutcake@gmale.com or devilincarnate@nutz.com NOTE This post is ,naturally, meant in a jesting manner - as TBF assured us about all the posts in this thread. The emails are not true - although a lot of LS chicks will tell you otherwise.
Author Trialbyfire Posted August 31, 2008 Author Posted August 31, 2008 Wha? The vast majority of what you've posted Balthazar, has nothing to do with a 40 something woman and everything to do with the type of woman you're not compatible or comfortable with, beyond your personal need to cheat on someone older. Now, back to the toupé wearing/comb-over type men, with love handles or the inability to see their toes. Imagine the baggage that comes with a bitter 30-something man, paying extra for travelling since you need a porter to carry him around. You'll have to ensure for a straight-through flight every, single time!
FleshNBones Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 Someone has to love the obese and psychotic. Might as well be you. I don't share my bed with animals. They belong outside, and on a chain.
Balthazar Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 Wha? The vast majority of what you've posted Balthazar, has nothing to do with a 40 something woman and everything to do with the type of woman you're not compatible or comfortable with, beyond your personal need to cheat on someone older. These 40+ women are the one the LS ladies are recommending for us 30-39 men who want to settle. I just wrote about the endearing qualities these women can offer. SO, I disagree TBF. The post is entirely relevant. Hope you enjoyed it TBF!
Author Trialbyfire Posted September 1, 2008 Author Posted September 1, 2008 These 40+ women are the one the LS ladies are recommending for us 30-39 men who want to settle. I just wrote about the endearing qualities these women can offer. SO, I disagree TBF. The post is entirely relevant. Hope you enjoyed it TBF! Since it's not applicable to me, age and issues, it's kinda' moot...
Jersey Shortie Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 Ladies, you've convinced me! Get me one of these 40+ hags, I'm ready for the old(I mean wise,mature and more beautiful than in her 20's) ball and chain. Wow, as a mid-20s woman, I find your attitude about women in general a complete turn off, disheartening and cruel. And I really do feel for the woman, younger or whoever, that ends up married to you. As it's obvious what you find important. And when that woman reaches her 40s, how much less of a person you will think of her for it. Even though she spent her life loving yo and taking care of you. I guess you can feel somewhat good in the fact that even your own mother was thought of as less of a woman by your father because she dared to get older. The general disrespect for women makes me feel less close to men, not closer. And certainly not hopeful that men really care about women at all. Face it, you women still like us. Of course we do. Most women love men. And for that reason, it's easy to understand that there are things that men can do that are so very hurtful. And how men telling us that after a certain age, we are uselss and unworthy of love and affection from men. We still like you. It would be nice if you liked us. But this thread doesn't look like many men like women very much in general. It seems more like men want to live a life of extended Frat boys where the women never get older and you can kick us out on the curb when we do. Maybe that makes men feel good. It seems like the idea seems to please some male posters here. In response to all the posters of silly comments that have been targeted towards women in their 30's and how useless we are and to paraphrase a quote from Andrew McArthy to James Spader in the movie Pretty In Pink: That's what's killing you, isn't it? That's it, Steff, she thinks you're slime. And deep down, you know she's right. A Molly Ringwald reference and true to the topic...Excellent!
Alma Mobley Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 I know this thread is in jest, but I want play too! Okay, Sean Connery? Who are we kidding here? Is there a woman under 50 who still finds this guy attractive? (And most women over 50 too.) I have never known a woman who is attracted to him. My mom likes Harrison Ford, but then she is 65. George Clooney is looking pretty haggard these days, actually. Not sexy. I never liked him anyway. Maybe one of the guys from LS could tell all the guys hitting on me, proposing to me, and in two cases actually stalking me, that I am too old for them as I am no longer in my 20s? It would save me A LOT of trouble and I would appreciate it, thanks!
FleshNBones Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 Maybe one of the guys from LS could tell all the guys hitting on me, proposing to me, and in two cases actually stalking me, that I am too old for them as I am no longer in my 20s? It would save me A LOT of trouble and I would appreciate it, thanks!Average and above average women get hit on all the time. All women are stalked by men without exception. Several men are proposing to you at the same time? You must be two-timing, three-timing, or multitude-timing those guys. No longer in your 20s? 40-year-old guys don't always want to marry 20-year-old women.
Tomcat33 Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 Okay, Sean Connery? Who are we kidding here? Is there a woman under 50 who still finds this guy attractive? Oh but no you are SO mistaken there are so many very young women who like old Sean Connery still, look here: Sexy! :laugh:
vonerik012 Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 http://blogs.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/200806/why-sean-connery-and-catherine-zeta-jones-not-lauren-baca-0 Sorry ladies, Your LS BS does just not hold true in real life and around the world. I hope you like teenage boys, lol. If not cultural socialization, what then accounts for the popularity of romantic couples where the man is much older than the woman? From the evolutionary psychological perspective, it is a direct consequence and reflection of evolved male and female natures. Data collected from societies throughout the world show that men in every single culture prefer to mate with younger women, and women prefer to mate with older men. Men prefer young women because they have greater reproductive value and fertility than older women, and women prefer older men because they possess greater resources and higher status than younger men in every human society. Further, the older men get, the greater the age difference between them and their desired mates. Men in their 20s want women who are about five years younger than them, whereas men in their 50s want women who are about 15 years younger. In a perfect example of the proverbial “exception that proves the rule,” the only category of men who prefer to mate with older women are teenage boys. For them, older, not younger, women have greater fertility. In other words, regardless of their age, men always prefer to mate with women in their 20s at the peak of fertility. Women do not show the same pattern; regardless of their age, women prefer men who are about 10 years older than them. Since movie producers and authors are in the business of making money by producing stories that appeal to the moviegoers and readers alike, it is natural that their products reflect the evolved desires of their target audiences.
Tomcat33 Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 . Men in their 20s want women who are about five years younger than them, . Yeah ok pedophile in the making, a 20 yr old guy wants a 15 yr old baby. Get a grip will you?
vonerik012 Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 Tomcat, can you read? It says men in their 20's. That is 20 -29.. As you can see women want older men, and men want younger women. Obviously.
Alma Mobley Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 Average and above average women get hit on all the time. All women are stalked by men without exception. Several men are proposing to you at the same time? You must be two-timing, three-timing, or multitude-timing those guys. No longer in your 20s? 40-year-old guys don't always want to marry 20-year-old women. All women are stalked by men without exception? Creepy. I did not say the proposals were at the same time now, did I? I was going with the spirit of the thread. I have been proposed to by men in their 20s twice while in my 30s. Yep, I am no longer in my 20s. Boo on me, I got older. I was having fun with the thread which was obviously made because of all the "women under [insert age here]" threads. Perhaps that means your post was non-serious too and you were just having fun! Right?
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