grogster Posted August 30, 2008 Posted August 30, 2008 Good Thread, TBF. On top of everything else, guys in their 30's start to shrink down there. They begin losing a lot of "organ" mass, which migrates to their waists as love handles or hard shells. Sad.
vonerik012 Posted August 30, 2008 Posted August 30, 2008 Who do women find sexy year after year? Sean Connery.. George Clooney. Brad Pitt. The number one man fantasized about by American women was Bill Clinton. None of the above are young guys in their 20's. They are in their 40's 50' 60's. Now which 60 yr old, 50 yr old, 40 yr old women are men fantasizing about? Not many.
jerbear Posted August 30, 2008 Posted August 30, 2008 In generalities, men seem to have unreasonable expectations. If you look at men over thirty, they have wrinkles and most of them have either beer guts or that little ring around their stomachs. Because I said so and I know what's right! :lmao: Hence, I've cut out High Fructose Grape Syrup and hops based products! :laugh:
Author Trialbyfire Posted August 30, 2008 Author Posted August 30, 2008 Good Thread, TBF. On top of everything else, guys in their 30's start to shrink down there. They begin losing a lot of "organ" mass, which migrates to their waists as love handles or hard shells. Sad. Which is something you'll never allow. Most of these thirty something guys who troll LS, spouting propaganda, will probably fit this criteria. Little little brain, little big brain.
Author Trialbyfire Posted August 30, 2008 Author Posted August 30, 2008 :lmao: Hence, I've cut out High Fructose Grape Syrup and hops based products! :laugh: Haha...no grape cure for you!
Kamille Posted August 30, 2008 Posted August 30, 2008 Who do women find sexy year after year? Sean Connery.. George Clooney. Brad Pitt. The number one man fantasized about by American women was Bill Clinton. Me? I like 'em young and latin. Men from non-english speaking countries tend to be more romantic and understand how to treat a woman better: Gael Garcia Bernal is it.
CaliGuy Posted August 30, 2008 Posted August 30, 2008 Hey, you're not playing right! I'm sure you've been reading up on all the crap being posted lately and understand the nature of this thread! Of course, lol. I had to toss my weird sense of humor in there.
vonerik012 Posted August 30, 2008 Posted August 30, 2008 Here is another example. Let's say Pamela Anderson calls me and says " Hey, I heard you are single, lets get married" I would say no Pam, you are too old to have kids, and soon you will be 50. I would rather marry an average 26 yr old. Now lets says Brad Pitt or George Clooney are 45, and call a 32 yr old woman to get married. I am thinking most single women would marry them in a heartbeat. I don't think they would be quoting a new, small scale study on the chance of fragmented sperm giving a slightly greater chance of having a baby with dwarfism, lol. Or would they rather marry an average 26 yr old guy?
Author Trialbyfire Posted August 30, 2008 Author Posted August 30, 2008 Of course, lol. I had to toss my weird sense of humor in there. Glad to hear that and yes, it was funny.
Kamille Posted August 30, 2008 Posted August 30, 2008 Here is another example. Let's say Pamela Anderson calls me and says " Hey, I heard you are single, lets get married" I would say no Pam, you are too old to have kids, and soon you will be 50. I would rather marry an average 26 yr old. :lmao: Pam will be broken-hearted when she hears that one Von.
CaliGuy Posted August 30, 2008 Posted August 30, 2008 :lmao: Pam will be broken-hearted when she hears that one Von. Besides. I don't think Von wants the kind of "luggage" she is carrying
Author Trialbyfire Posted August 30, 2008 Author Posted August 30, 2008 :lmao: Pam will be broken-hearted when she hears that one Von. Something tells me that Pam would crook her finger and a certain member would come running, panting and drooling all the way.
Tomcat33 Posted August 30, 2008 Posted August 30, 2008 Who do women find sexy year after year? Sean Connery.. George Clooney. Brad Pitt. The number one man fantasized about by American women was Bill Clinton. None of the above are young guys in their 20's. They are in their 40's 50' 60's. Now which 60 yr old, 50 yr old, 40 yr old women are men fantasizing about? Not many. NO one is fantasizing about Sean Connery, women may think he still looks good but to say women fantasize about him it's still a stetch :lmao: Yeah ooookkkkkkk... http://news.sawf.org/Gossip/29159.aspx AND as per AskMen.com the top 50 most beautiful women in the world VOTED BY MEN of all ages http://ca.askmen.com/celebs/women/models/1_heidi_klum.html As far as I saw not 1 woman under 30 there, in fact MOST were over 35 even the #1 woman is exactly 30 yrs old!! But of course VonErik says that women are never better over 30 so it must be true. :lmao:
Tomcat33 Posted August 30, 2008 Posted August 30, 2008 . Let's say Pamela Anderson calls me... :lmao::lmao: Don't worry hun you'll never have that problem so don't lose sleep trying to figure out what you'd do! :lmao:
Tomcat33 Posted August 30, 2008 Posted August 30, 2008 Now lets says Brad Pitt or George Clooney are 45, and call a 32 yr old woman to get married. I am thinking most single women would marry them in a heartbeat. That's a stupid example, women want marriage more than men at ANY age. Duhhhh!!!
FleshNBones Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 TrialByFire, What kind of women should men settle for?
Kamille Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 TrialByFire, What kind of women should men settle for? I am not TBF, but I just studied answers about womens unrealistic expectations on one of the 'real' threads so here is what I answer, in jest: Well lets face it. if you are a man and over 30 and single, it's because you have unrealistic expectations. I cannot stress that enough. Therefore it is perhaps important for you to reevaluate your criterias and stop hoping the HB 8-10 will pay you any attention. There are plenty of decent, honest women available out there who would make a 30+ year old man happy. But men are falsely deluded to believe that since they are 'visual beings' then they absolutely must be with an HB. Fact is over 30, only incredibly good looking men of high value or men with a 100 k income can attract a HB. Others therefore have to settle. (all this is seriously not what I believe!!!)
CaliGuy Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 I am not TBF, but I just studied answers about womens unrealistic expectations on one of the 'real' threads so here is what I answer, in jest: Well lets face it. if you are a man and over 30 and single, it's because you have unrealistic expectations. I cannot stress that enough. Therefore it is perhaps important for you to reevaluate your criterias and stop hoping the HB 8-10 will pay you any attention. There are plenty of decent, honest women available out there who would make a 30+ year old man happy. But men are falsely deluded to believe that since they are 'visual beings' then they absolutely must be with an HB. Fact is over 30, only incredibly good looking men of high value or men with a 100 k income can attract a HB. Others therefore have to settle. (all this is seriously not what I believe!!!) LOL!!! Funny stuff though. Does money make ME arm candy to women?
Kamille Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 LOL!!! Funny stuff though. Does money make ME arm candy to women? [Gladly extends her arm to Caliguy] The proof is in the pudding boys.
FleshNBones Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 Well lets face it. if you are a man and over 30 and single, it's because you have unrealistic expectations. I cannot stress that enough.I think it is a combination of several things. I am not a very handsome man so I will passed over for one of the lookers. He will bang her a few times before kicking her to the curb. There are no second chances. I don't drink or smoke so I cannot work through those venues. Good friends are hard to come by. Most of they guys I know don't want to compete for women, and they certainly don't want to compete with me. Therefore it is perhaps important for you to reevaluate your criterias and stop hoping the HB 8-10 will pay you any attention.I have absolutely no interest in Hot Babes. I also don't like dogs or pigs. I want a stable home, and a stable relationship. I would like 3 or 4 children (as in my own offspring). I am not interested in the high-class lifestyle. I don't care for fancy cuisine, or a giant house. I don't want the trappings that come with conspicious consumption.
CaliGuy Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 [Gladly extends her arm to Caliguy] The proof is in the pudding boys. Pics or I call shenannigans!
Star Gazer Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 What are you talking about men over 30?!?!?! Pfffft. That's generous!!! Last I heard males reached their sexual peak at 18. Can they even get it up at 30?
CaliGuy Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 What are you talking about men over 30?!?!?! Pfffft. That's generous!!! Last I heard males reached their sexual peak at 18. Can they even get it up at 30? Some of us old guys have the opposite of impotence...
Author Trialbyfire Posted August 31, 2008 Author Posted August 31, 2008 FleshNBones, this isn't a serious thread. Not one woman on this thread truly believes any of the garbage. We're just tired of the ignorance being spewed on LS so it's turn-around time for the men who've been spouting nonsense. Star, excellent point! Them 18 year olds really have the stuff to make babies. Fertility is key!
Kamille Posted August 31, 2008 Posted August 31, 2008 I think it is a combination of several things. I am not a very handsome man so I will passed over for one of the lookers. He will bang her a few times before kicking her to the curb. There are no second chances. I don't drink or smoke so I cannot work through those venues. Good friends are hard to come by. Most of they guys I know don't want to compete for women, and they certainly don't want to compete with me. I have absolutely no interest in Hot Babes. I also don't like dogs or pigs. I want a stable home, and a stable relationship. I would like 3 or 4 children (as in my own offspring). I am not interested in the high-class lifestyle. I don't care for fancy cuisine, or a giant house. I don't want the trappings that come with conspicious consumption. My post - and this thread - is intended as a parody of the "women and unrealistic expectations" threads that keep popping up on this forum. Please take it with a humongous grain of salt. It was easy to write because all I had to do was take the "economic-limite ressources - nature's authority" argument of the other threads and maintain the very perceptions and beliefs this posters claim to be truth, and fit them to men's own fears and vulnerabilities. I don't believe for one second love is mathematical equation and that 'changing one's standards' is the way to go. I believe being realistic about yourself, life and love is important - but then I certainly won't pretend to know how a whole gender operates on the dating market - and I certainly won't accuse a whole gender of being delusional. I for one believe love is a beautiful thing, something to cherish because finding that one person who shares your values is hard. Hard to find, but not impossible to find. I don't believe I am entitled to it nor do I believe it is helpful in any way to blame all members of another gender if I don't find it. When I find that person for me - then good for me. Until then I am happy with myself. I love meeting new men and I do have a big heart and good core values. I just don't feel desperate and don't buy any arguments that try to make me believe I should feel desperate. I lead a pretty exciting life, have loved one man in my life but it wasn't meant to be a lifelong relationship. Unrealistic expectations?
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