djhall Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 No, don't waste your time lol. It was just a reference to him masturbating on her other body part in this thread. I thought maybe you knew the OP had a shoe fetish from another thread... turns out I acutally skipped from the first page of posts to the last page and missed the stomach development in the middle. I'm kind of amazed you got the second date at all. Thinking about it from the woman's point of view, "when she started to give me head, I just couldn't get it up anymore" followed by, "I jerked off for two minutes and came on her stomach" would be really hard to interpret as anything but "Jerking off is hotter to me than you giving me head" since I would think whisky dick or ED would interfere with your ability to masturbate as well as your ability to enjoy getting head. I'm not sure what to make of the statement, "you should know that she didn't want me to go down on her. Hell, she didn't want me to finger her or rub her clit." Okay... she is willing to have sex with you, she is willing to give you oral sex, and she is willing to masturbate in front of you, but she isn't willing to let you touch her?
Author guy.lepage Posted September 1, 2008 Author Posted September 1, 2008 After a long and very dramatic conversation, I am heading to her place now. And yes, I have ultra thin condoms in my pocket!
Shygirl15 Posted September 1, 2008 Posted September 1, 2008 After a long and very dramatic conversation, I am heading to her place now. And yes, I have ultra thin condoms in my pocket! Hahaha! Please live up to your promise and **** her really hard until she begs you to stop! Don't forget feedback!
Walk Posted September 2, 2008 Posted September 2, 2008 I'm not sure what to make of the statement, "you should know that she didn't want me to go down on her. Hell, she didn't want me to finger her or rub her clit." Okay... she is willing to have sex with you, she is willing to give you oral sex, and she is willing to masturbate in front of you, but she isn't willing to let you touch her? Well, he did say he kept mentioning anal, so maybe she was afraid he'd accidently "slip" and poke her in the butt?
rod_in_gtown Posted September 2, 2008 Posted September 2, 2008 This is probably one of the most unusual situations I've ever heard off.. go screw her brains off guy! do it for the little guys not getting any everywhere!:lmao: I thought I had the top prize on fudged up chicks but you... guy... you have won... I concede.
likestolaugh Posted September 2, 2008 Posted September 2, 2008 well.... this is gonna be interesting....
Author guy.lepage Posted September 2, 2008 Author Posted September 2, 2008 I'm back!!! Well, the evening wasn't perfect but I certainly didn't have any issues keeping it hard! We had a bit to drink and ended up in her bedroom. She gave me head and this time it was terrific. I was very hard and ready for action. I put on a condom and ****ed her really hard for about half an hour. At that point she was about to have her second orgasm and she asked me to cum with her. Problem is, I wasn't ready to cum and that put a lot of pressure on me. I kept ****ing her harder and harder - but still no cum. I was getting really tired and had to take a break. She then got on top of me and went crazy. She straddles me for at least another half hour - but still no cum. I then got behind her for another 10-15 minutes, at which point she offers to suck me off. She is sucking me like a pornstar - but still no cum! At that point she became insecure again and I just didn't know what to do. I put on a new condom and ****ed doggie style. I did my best performance and banged her REALLY hard. I was exhausted by then and figured my only way out was to fake orgasm - so I did. I yelled like crazy and put on a great show. I wish I didn't have to lie about cumming but I think she was pretty happy when I left... And that's what matters!
mortensorchid Posted September 2, 2008 Posted September 2, 2008 Viagra? I'm here to tell you it works.
likestolaugh Posted September 2, 2008 Posted September 2, 2008 well that was odd. At least you weren't premature...
Shygirl15 Posted September 2, 2008 Posted September 2, 2008 lol :laugh:! But, seriously, you have sexual issues man. Either that, or you're not very attracted to her sexually.
Author guy.lepage Posted September 2, 2008 Author Posted September 2, 2008 lol :laugh:! But, seriously, you have sexual issues man. Either that, or you're not very attracted to her sexually. Actually I think she is attractive enough - but I just don't dig her technique. Her oral technique is ok, her hands are a bit stiff and her vagina isn't the tightest.
Shygirl15 Posted September 3, 2008 Posted September 3, 2008 Actually I think she is attractive enough - but I just don't dig her technique. Her oral technique is ok, her hands are a bit stiff and her vagina isn't the tightest. ... or perhaps your penis isn't the biggest.
Author guy.lepage Posted September 3, 2008 Author Posted September 3, 2008 ... or perhaps your penis isn't the biggest. There are many aspects of my life which I am not super confident about but trust me, the size of my cock isn't one of them.
Jersey Shortie Posted September 3, 2008 Posted September 3, 2008 That was my reaction as well Lion Lover.
Tomcat33 Posted September 3, 2008 Posted September 3, 2008 Actually I think she is attractive enough - but I just don't dig her technique. Her oral technique is ok, her hands are a bit stiff and her vagina isn't the tightest. What do expect technique is something you work on together, you only had sex with her twice. Not every man likes the same thing just like not every woman does. You may come in and tweek the crap out of some woman's nipples because the last woman you were with needed it that hard and totally turn off the next woman, know what I'm sayin'?
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