Random thread to take your mind off things for a bit!

[MalachiX]

9:28 PM. Shreveport LA. Stretching to try to get rid of this tension headache so I can go hang out with friends. It really hurts though...

[CaliGuy]

Hey is it true that the best looking girls are Californian lol

 

Meh, they're always taken by the time I meet them so I guess I am OOL.

[ahhhchooo]

Ahhhchoo you are the closest to my country on this forum - I feel like you're my brother/sister (?)

I'd be your brother then

 

My two older sisters bullied me enough growing up... until I was big enough not to take crap from them

 

And I disagree with all of you... the best looking girls are Italian

[sedgwick]

It's 10:30 pm in NYC and I'm waiting for my first literary agent (I now have another but am still good friends with the first) to come over. She's in town from San Francisco and I haven't seen her in four years!

[Mending1985]

Hahahahaha I'm an only child so noone bullied me Plus I'm just really really awesome too so that helped

 

Italian? See I think the best looking girls are French...I'm sure I should say Aussie because I'M an Aussie but then I'd be up myself...

[ahhhchooo]

I'd rate Aussie girls over most Kiwi girls for sure... I'm just bias in favour of Italian girls because my ex was from Italy

 

And yeah, my sisters had mental problems... they beat up their little brother a lot

[Mending1985]

You probably deserved it...I bet you were a total little sh*t

 

Ah, yes. Well when it comes to men I like mine VERY blokey, and preferably with a trade of some kind and driving a ute (cuz of my ex)

 

It's funny how those things linger huh...

[ahhhchooo]

Somehow the discussion reminded me of this joke.. it's worth a smile/laugh

[FONT=Arial]When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

 

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

 

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

 

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

 

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

 

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

 

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

[/FONT]

[Mending1985]

LMFAO...makes a good point

[nowhereman82]

8:30pm bay area of California. Watching some Colbert Report and drooling on Lizzie's new avatar

 

Kinda warm in my place. Don't know why, it's nice outside.

 

Looking forward to this weekend 3 days and it's my birthday!

[ahhhchooo]

Ugh, it's 4:30 and my boss is such a spaz he sent everyone but me home over half an hour ago... now I'm stuck with all this work left over and I'll end up staying til 5:30!! Why can't I be incompetent?!

[Mending1985]

I'm waiting for drinks to start at 4.30...I'm still almost 2 hours away from that...I envy you again

[ahhhchooo]

He's purposely given me work that I'm unqualified to do... despite the fact that the people that are qualified to do it will have nothing to do when they come in on monday, if I finish it... time to "screw up" and never get given this job again

 

Don't be jealous... haha, this ain't the weekend for me!! I'm jealous of you!!

[Mending1985]

Haha is it at least interesting work?

 

I'm currently processing expense claims...I'm so bored I'm tempted to chew my own hand off for fun

[ahhhchooo]

Nope, it's mind numbing stuff. Basically flipping through a survey and checking if the person who went through it circled anything incorrectly - woo!

 

Of course there are minor things you are supposed to be knowledgeable about, which I'm not.

[Mending1985]

Haha well lets hope they aren't important things that you're missing lol

[Prodigal Princess]

It's 3.07pm in Sydney, Australia. Im drafting advice for my client as to whether they should make a hostile takeover bid and Im dreaming about how much coke I am going to be consuming at a party tonight.

[ahhhchooo]

Haha well lets hope they aren't important things that you're missing lol

But if they're not important things I'm missing... then how is he going to notice that it was a bad idea to give me this job?

[Tony]

Normally we would probably leave this sort of thread up for a while. However, some members are leaving numerous posts which are off topic rather than simply answering the questions asked in the OP. It was fun. If you have more to pody, move over to the off topic thread and post away! Thank you!