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Anyone else sick of being asked that? LOL What do they expect you to say?

 

All men are ass*s

I must me flawed

Unloveable

Too picky

All of the above

 

None of which are true but what do they want me to say? If I knew wouldn't I be in a relationship?

 

I just had a guy ask me that and just rolled my eyes. :rolleyes:

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No one ever asks me that.

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No one ever asks me that.

 

Well that's not helpful! ;)

 

It's also usually by guys I'm starting to get to know.

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They mean it as a compliment. You are supposed to pick up on their wonderment at the crazy cosmic flaw that somehow left a magical dream-girl like you untaken.

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They mean it as a compliment. You are supposed to pick up on their wonderment at the crazy cosmic flaw that somehow left a magical dream-girl like you untaken.

 

:sick::sick:

 

Thank God I'm not single. Romanticism is so vomit worthy.

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:sick::sick:

 

Thank God I'm not single. Romanticism is so vomit worthy.

 

Does anyone ever ask you why aren't you single?

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Does anyone ever ask you why aren't you single?

 

Yes in the " I can't believe you are taken, you are so beautiful I want you now" kind of way.

 

:sick:

 

:p

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They mean it as a compliment. You are supposed to pick up on their wonderment at the crazy cosmic flaw that somehow left a magical dream-girl like you untaken.

 

Ok it has been said in 2 different ways, that's true.

 

Some have said it as your such a great woman, why are you not taken?

 

And others, so why are you still single? Are you picky? ... or just ask why are you single?

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I get asked this question all the time.

 

My standard response? "I'm not done boozing and whoring yet."

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Say I'm not I have 4 husbands

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i dont get asked that question. but i do get "i see why youre single now" quite a lot.

 

*munching super-sized fries and big-mac*

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1. I don't want to be sitting in the nursing home talking about my third or fourth X wife.

 

2. 2/3rd to 3/4ths of anyone you meet, be you a man or woman isn't worth being a LTR with

 

3. Quality ~ not quantity

 

4. Sex isn't enough to substain a LTR

 

5. Communication, communication, communication!

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Just reply to them "Why are you asking that?"

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I get asked all the time.

 

I say because I haven't met a girl who makes me want to stop being single.

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I get asked this question all the time.

 

My standard response? "I'm not done boozing and whoring yet."

 

LOL :p This is the best one yet.

 

I hate this question. What are you supposed to say? Yeah, I must be a real catch! No one's caught me yet!

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I get that question mostly from men.. ;)

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I got that question once, from a girl I met during a study abroad programme.

She said it with the best intentions and from a really warm heart. It was completely innocent. I took it as a really sweet compliment, because I knew that was the way she meant it.

 

As with everything, it depends on the circumstances. Some people deserve a snotty reply for this question, others a smile.

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I get it all the time. Not as much a question as a "I escapes me why you're still single". I know it's meant as a compliment but it annoys the hell out of me.

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I get asked this question all the time.

 

My standard response? "I'm not done boozing and whoring yet."

 

LMAO!! Classic!! I LOVE it!! :p

 

Have you ever turned the question back on THEM?

 

Why are THEY still single?

 

Too picky?

Unemployed?

Mama's boy?

 

LOL

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I say because I haven't met a girl who makes me want to stop being single.

 

Excellent response! I like that, and very true. Thank you:)

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i ask that to myself everyday. why am i still single? i meet a girl i like, get her number and nothing comes of it. what am i doing wrong. why cant i be the one that gets to choose. why should i have to wait until a girl chases me.

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I just had a guy ask me that and just rolled my eyes. :rolleyes:

 

Maybe he asked you because it was like why is it a hot woman like you doesn't have a boyfriend?

 

did ya take it the wrong way?

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I never get asked that, for obvious reasons. Though on Halloween, it's not so obvious...

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If asked, just respond, "All the bad ones are taken."

 

Or, "Marital sex is an oxymoron for a reason."

 

Or, my favorite, "Why are you married?"

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If asked, just respond, "All the bad ones are taken."

 

Or, "Marital sex is an oxymoron for a reason."

 

Or, my favorite, "Why are you married?"

 

 

:lmao::lmao:

 

I once told a guy " I haven't met someone that's big enough for me yet."

And then he called a freak... :eek:

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