Lizzie60 Posted July 22, 2008 Posted July 22, 2008 A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy ****! That must be my husband!' So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush, then started to run as fast as he could to his car. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'What do you mean, I AM your husband!' The woman yelled back, 'Yeah??? Then why were you running? And that folks............is how fights get started.
Tyra Posted July 22, 2008 Posted July 22, 2008 And the moral of the story is, don't be such an idiot, and think before you react.LOL!!! I liked that.
Author Lizzie60 Posted July 22, 2008 Author Posted July 22, 2008 And the moral of the story is, don't be such an idiot, and think before you react.LOL!!! I liked that. haha.. in this case they were both idiots.. her for saying : that must be my husband.. and him for running away...
OWoman Posted July 22, 2008 Posted July 22, 2008 A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy ****! That must be my husband!' So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush, then started to run as fast as he could to his car. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'What do you mean, I AM your husband!' The woman yelled back, 'Yeah??? Then why were you running? And that folks............is how fights get started. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Virgo1982 Posted July 22, 2008 Posted July 22, 2008 A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy ****! That must be my husband!' So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush, then started to run as fast as he could to his car. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'What do you mean, I AM your husband!' The woman yelled back, 'Yeah??? Then why were you running? And that folks............is how fights get started. :lmao::lmao::D:D:D:D:lmao::lmao::lmao:
NoIDidn't Posted July 23, 2008 Posted July 23, 2008 Hilarious! I wonder what THEY'VE been up to? LOL What kind of idiot gets up and runs out of his own home. LOL. She could've just been talking in her sleep. That's a great trick to catch someone that's been lying about it, huh? I gotta wipe coffee off my screen now....
Tsuki no Michi Posted July 23, 2008 Posted July 23, 2008 And that folks............is how fights get started. You really are truly evil, Lizzie (in a good way ). TNM
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