LikeCharlotte Posted July 17, 2008 Posted July 17, 2008 "I'm sorry, I don't think we know each other well enough for penile penetration but I do thank you for the thought."That is pretty much how I handled it. "I'm sorry. I can not do that." hahaha.
PhoenixFromTheFlames Posted July 17, 2008 Posted July 17, 2008 You guys are great. I thought it was just me that ends up on dates with crazy people! Fox, i'm glad you enjoyed the comic value, I think you did well to get through the evening at all. I have a date tonight and was seriously considering cancelling fearing the worst, but after reading this tread, I think i'll go. The ominous words, 'what's the worst that could happen' spring to mind!
Author foxh1234 Posted July 18, 2008 Author Posted July 18, 2008 You guys are great. I thought it was just me that ends up on dates with crazy people! Fox, i'm glad you enjoyed the comic value, I think you did well to get through the evening at all. I have a date tonight and was seriously considering cancelling fearing the worst, but after reading this tread, I think i'll go. The ominous words, 'what's the worst that could happen' spring to mind! You should go and have a good time and forget about the damn ex for a few hours. Let me know how it goes.
tealeafbud Posted July 18, 2008 Posted July 18, 2008 fox, thanks for sharing. I don't think your friend knew either you or the girl that well. sounds like a bad match-up.
audrey_1 Posted July 18, 2008 Posted July 18, 2008 It really was like an episode of Seinfeld.:lmao: No soup for you!
johan Posted July 18, 2008 Posted July 18, 2008 Anyway, I have no where to go but up from this date. Don't count on it.
Lookingforward Posted July 18, 2008 Posted July 18, 2008 Don't count on it. LMAO - what a ray of sunshine you are
justaman99 Posted July 18, 2008 Posted July 18, 2008 Don't count on it. Johan's right. A friend of mine went on a blind date. Dude showed up trashed, was a troll and missing teeth. When they went to the bar for a drink she asked him to hang her purse on a hook. He took it, looked at her and then lifted his arm up and dropped it on the ground. Then they ordered some plates, tapas and such. He ate it all and said if she wanted her own she should have said so. Then he said I heard you're horny, want to go back to my place and ****? Well of course she said no and FINALLY left. Then the guy texted her for hours saying **** like you're a cow, ugly bitch this and that, and then a minute later, want to **** again. So yeah, it can get worse.
Peter_pan Posted July 18, 2008 Posted July 18, 2008 lol that does sound like amazing banter dude. would have loved to have witnessed the madness
Author foxh1234 Posted July 19, 2008 Author Posted July 19, 2008 lol that does sound like amazing banter dude. would have loved to have witnessed the madness Sitting there eating my dinner watching her holler at the waiter was the best entertainment I have had in months. It was like sitting home watching a sitcom. :lmao: If I ever see her again, I will run fast the other way.
CHANTRESS Posted July 19, 2008 Posted July 19, 2008 Wow Fox.I gotta give you credit...you handled things great. If someone would have done that to me I would have walked out. Period. Life is too short to spend it with psychos...and mean people. I can be miserable ALL by myself. Glad you managed to see the bright side in all this!!!
Author foxh1234 Posted July 19, 2008 Author Posted July 19, 2008 Wow Fox.I gotta give you credit...you handled things great. If someone would have done that to me I would have walked out. Period. Life is too short to spend it with psychos...and mean people. I can be miserable ALL by myself. Glad you managed to see the bright side in all this!!! Hi Chantress, once I get a bit more experience with dating again, I may have the sense to walk out.
carhill Posted July 19, 2008 Posted July 19, 2008 I saw a reality show last night on the BBC (UK) called "Dating the Enemy" and I thought of you
Author foxh1234 Posted July 19, 2008 Author Posted July 19, 2008 I saw a reality show last night on the BBC (UK) called "Dating the Enemy" and I thought of you That's funny carhill, I had a dream about the crazy chick last night how weird is that. Maybe we had a real connection. :p
ioncebelieved Posted July 19, 2008 Posted July 19, 2008 Johan's right. A friend of mine went on a blind date. Dude showed up trashed, was a troll and missing teeth. When they went to the bar for a drink she asked him to hang her purse on a hook. He took it, looked at her and then lifted his arm up and dropped it on the ground. Then they ordered some plates, tapas and such. He ate it all and said if she wanted her own she should have said so. Then he said I heard you're horny, want to go back to my place and ****? Well of course she said no and FINALLY left. Then the guy texted her for hours saying **** like you're a cow, ugly bitch this and that, and then a minute later, want to **** again. So yeah, it can get worse. NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is hard to believe those peeps are out there like the one your friend blind dated. Your friend had herself a winner!!! Reminds me of some good looking women I dated in between trying to get over my ex last year only to get back with her. They were good looking women, but some serious lushes!! Considering my ex wife was a drunk, If I go on a date and a women is drinking more than the accepted norm, it is NEXT for me. Don't know about Fox, but I really hate dating!!! It is like pulling teeth. Call me pessimistic, but if you think of dating like batting in baseball your batting average would suck!!!!!
ioncebelieved Posted July 19, 2008 Posted July 19, 2008 That's funny carhill, I had a dream about the crazy chick last night how weird is that. Maybe we had a real connection. :p HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Why in the hell you dreaming of some rude skank Fox??? You really liked her on a subconscious level and didn't want to admit it to us!! Speaking of rude, It really looks bad when someone is out making a big scene like your date did. Especially if you are on the sidelines looking on. I bet it is worse to be sitting beside them.
Author foxh1234 Posted July 19, 2008 Author Posted July 19, 2008 NOW THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is hard to believe those peeps are out there like the one your friend blind dated. Your friend had herself a winner!!! Reminds me of some good looking women I dated in between trying to get over my ex last year only to get back with her. They were good looking women, but some serious lushes!! Considering my ex wife was a drunk, If I go on a date and a women is drinking more than the accepted norm, it is NEXT for me. Don't know about Fox, but I really hate dating!!! It is like pulling teeth. Call me pessimistic, but if you think of dating like batting in baseball your batting average would suck!!!!! As you know, I have been out of the dating scene for almost 9 years. It is still fun though as long as you don't put pressure on yourself. The way I look at it is I am just going to be me and if she doesn't like me, her loss. It is too hard to try and be something I'm not, so why bother. The date from Wednesday night was a nightmare but I made it fun for myself by laughing at the situation. I could have got mad and stormed out but I chose to sit back, take it easy, drink my beer and take it all in. I will continue to date and be myself and see how it goes. No big expectations = no big let downs. I just go with the flow.
ioncebelieved Posted July 19, 2008 Posted July 19, 2008 As you know, I have been out of the dating scene for almost 9 years. It is still fun though as long as you don't put pressure on yourself. The way I look at it is I am just going to be me and if she doesn't like me, her loss. It is too hard to try and be something I'm not, so why bother. The date from Wednesday night was a nightmare but I made it fun for myself by laughing at the situation. I could have got mad and stormed out but I chose to sit back, take it easy, drink my beer and take it all in. I will continue to date and be myself and see how it goes. No big expectations = no big let downs. I just go with the flow. I hear that!!! I was out of it for about as long as you until I met my current ex. probably explains why the women I dated in between was a disaster!! I went on several dates around this time last year and I would say that explains me being rusty when I did. You actually gave me advice and I was not even looking for it. Thanks!!! Since you said you went with the flow, her flow, I would say more like a Hurricane, not a flow!!! I am in a weird spot right now. I am ready to date and again I am not. It is downright scary what is out there. When I did date I couldn't believe how many women are drunks!!!!! They say the right one will come when we are not looking. So I guess that is why I am not hitting hot and heavy. Not to mention, I am still recovering from a broken heart and surgery to boot that I had back in May, on a blown disc at C 6/7. I bet it was hilarious watching Ms. Dynamite make a fool out of herself.
Trialbyfire Posted July 19, 2008 Posted July 19, 2008 I just go with the flow. I think you nailed her problem! 24/7 PMS!! If you spike her popcorn with estrogen, she might stabilize.
Author foxh1234 Posted July 19, 2008 Author Posted July 19, 2008 I hear that!!! I was out of it for about as long as you until I met my current ex. probably explains why the women I dated in between was a disaster!! I went on several dates around this time last year and I would say that explains me being rusty when I did. You actually gave me advice and I was not even looking for it. Thanks!!! Since you said you went with the flow, her flow, I would say more like a Hurricane, not a flow!!! I am in a weird spot right now. I am ready to date and again I am not. It is downright scary what is out there. When I did date I couldn't believe how many women are drunks!!!!! They say the right one will come when we are not looking. So I guess that is why I am not hitting hot and heavy. Not to mention, I am still recovering from a broken heart and surgery to boot that I had back in May, on a blown disc at C 6/7. I bet it was hilarious watching Ms. Dynamite make a fool out of herself. Like I said, don't stress over a chick. Just relax and let it happen. Since Wednesday I have asked 2 women out and was turned down both times. No big deal, I just have to ask a few more. See, the thing is, I want to date but I don't have to right now. Therefore I don't feel any pressure or stress either way. I figure if I ask out 5 women, 1 will say yes. Then I will see what happens. If she turns out like the last crazy one, I will try again. I know there are great women out there, I just have to get to her.
northstar1 Posted July 19, 2008 Posted July 19, 2008 Like I said, don't stress over a chick. Just relax and let it happen. Since Wednesday I have asked 2 women out and was turned down both times. No big deal, I just have to ask a few more. See, the thing is, I want to date but I don't have to right now. Therefore I don't feel any pressure or stress either way. I figure if I ask out 5 women, 1 will say yes. Then I will see what happens. If she turns out like the last crazy one, I will try again. I know there are great women out there, I just have to get to her. Great attitude Fox - it's all about just getting out there and meeting people -
Author foxh1234 Posted July 19, 2008 Author Posted July 19, 2008 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Why in the hell you dreaming of some rude skank Fox??? You really liked her on a subconscious level and didn't want to admit it to us!! Speaking of rude, It really looks bad when someone is out making a big scene like your date did. Especially if you are on the sidelines looking on. I bet it is worse to be sitting beside them. It was actually more like a nightmare.
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