Chat up lines are great.

[JP77]

Chat up lines are forever being put down as sleezey and creepy, but they are usually amusing and witty and can really tell you something about a person.

 

I have used many and I shall share them with you. Note, I got them off other people and used them to great effect.

 

I've used the old "There's something wrong with my cellphone, it doesn't have your number in it" Guess what? I was successful, she gave me her number and a week later we were having sex in my shower.

 

Aged 16, I used one on a girl who was helping with me her homework, she was 18, I said "If you were my homework, I'd be doing you all over my desk". She found it amusing, nothing ever happened.

 

As a girl was leaving a club, I said to her "Hey aren't you forgetting something?", she replied with "like what?" and I said "me?". She was impressed, but didn't take me home with her, but I could tell she thought it was witty and amusing.

 

I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply? Did it work? You bet it did, the girl in question found it so funny and witty, she couldn't fail to be impressed.

 

Go on, give them a try and see where it gets you.

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I have never heard of these lines before.... but they're cute... and a bit cheesy... but cute...

[JP77]

The one's women can use towards men are just as funny. They're so good, I would actually swoon if a girl had goolies big enough to use them.

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The one's women can use towards men are just as funny. They're so good, I would actually swoon if a girl had goolies big enough to use them.

 

The hard part is memorizing them.

[JP77]

Make your own up, I do all the time. I never use them, because most women tell other men who I over hear using them to "go die under a rock".

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Make your own up, I do all the time. I never use them, because most women tell other men who I over hear using them to "go die under a rock".

 

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