Explorer Posted July 8, 2008 Posted July 8, 2008 Something to lighten the day: http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=527579[url=http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=527579][/url]
whateverwillbe Posted July 8, 2008 Posted July 8, 2008 Wow the perfect guy is out there, but he is going after Olga instead of me. :eek: Do you think there is any hope for me, or do you think she couldn't resist such a propostion? :laugh::p:rolleyes::sick: I think she was probably too busy getting a new phone number!
JohnnyBlaze Posted July 8, 2008 Posted July 8, 2008 Let's go through the checklist: He gave her a 23 hour ultimatum. - good way to start things; giving ultimatums.He stated that she may be psychologically imbalanced. - yeah, girls always get wet when I call them a nutjob.He already seemed to believe that she was passive-aggressive, and told her to look it up. - So now she's not only a nutjob, she's too dumb to already know what "passive-aggressive" means.He called twice in succession. - Chicks dig stalkers.He claimed that he was "perfectly normal". - A perfectly normal guy? C'mon! I'm a guy, and I'll be the first to say, there is no such thing as a perfectly normal guy!He claimed that he was a good catch. - Because you girls obviously can't decide that for yourselves!* I'm sure Sean Connery has had to tell every woman he met that he was a great catch, right? Not bloody likely.He stated that he already deleted her number. - "I've forgotten about you already. Call me". Yeah. That always works for me! *Note: for the few who didn't catch it, that was sarcasm. I know you girls can, will, and do decide for yourselves, so it's not even worth it for us to believe otherwise. Please keep any counter-bashing to a minimum...or at least do it for one of the 5,000 other politically incorrect things I've said.
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