Author JP77 Posted July 5, 2008 Author Posted July 5, 2008 Letters on a screen just do not convey sarcasm. I didn't know that, thanks for telling me.
Pedigree Posted July 5, 2008 Posted July 5, 2008 That's kind of frightening! Yep. And it's not so much kissing as having someone's tongue shoved down your throat . The first time it happened to me, I was a doormat and took all the crap. Luckily Norbit came out, got inspired, found my balls, and cut her off. Second time was craploads shorter and I cut it off as soon as I felt deja vu. I'll put it this way, there's something seriously wrong when the best part of the aforementioned dating experiences is when she's not there (Ie. Going "Hey guys, I'm dating again" to friends at a pub and getting pats on the back). I want to get a girlfriend but if it's gonna be with the wrong person, I think I prefer being with myself.
lemony fresh Posted July 5, 2008 Posted July 5, 2008 This is why you don't have a girlfriend. If you think all women are stupid, then why not go gay? Because women are not very smart and they can't read maps, that way they won't know where the men are so the men have to direct them with gentle words and promise of security and cuddles.
Author JP77 Posted July 5, 2008 Author Posted July 5, 2008 This is why you don't have a girlfriend. If you think all women are stupid, then why not go gay? I really wish I was gay, I get compliments from men all the time, men actually acknowledge I exist. It's ashame, I am not that way inclined.
lemony fresh Posted July 5, 2008 Posted July 5, 2008 I really wish I was gay, I get compliments from men all the time, men actually acknowledge I exist. It's ashame, I am not that way inclined. I was directing this to ManMaxwell.
Author JP77 Posted July 5, 2008 Author Posted July 5, 2008 I was directing this to ManMaxwell. I know, but I really wish I was gay, I'd have more luck, women just aren't attracted to me, sadly.
McLovely Posted July 5, 2008 Posted July 5, 2008 I know, but I really wish I was gay, I'd have more luck, women just aren't attracted to me, sadly. Maybe because you haven't "manned up". A confident man is sexy. Men who are too afraid to approach a woman they are interested are perceived as limp dishrags, and there is nothing sexy about that. Sorry if I'm being too blunt here.
imbewildered Posted July 5, 2008 Posted July 5, 2008 Maybe because you haven't "manned up". A confident man is sexy. Men who are too afraid to approach a woman they are interested are perceived as limp dishrags, and there is nothing sexy about that. Sorry if I'm being too blunt here. Yeah, I agree -go get her. You may not be successful EVERY time but waiting for a woman to approach you is a guarantee that you will be old and arthritic before your next date.
Author JP77 Posted July 5, 2008 Author Posted July 5, 2008 Yeah, I agree -go get her. You may not be successful EVERY time but waiting for a woman to approach you is a guarantee that you will be old and arthritic before your next date. I doubt she is interested in me and she is waaay out of my league. I'll stick to being the limp dishrag that I am, I am more comfortable in my comfort zone.
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