Chrome Barracuda Posted July 1, 2008 Posted July 1, 2008 Oh craigslist?!!! oh ok. Yeah man some girls couldbe way better looking, but i think it depends because im from nyc and the CL postings is garbage. Where are you from linux because if you saidLA then your gonna be a lucky dude. california girls look good.
backto1 Posted July 1, 2008 Posted July 1, 2008 One last thing, OP. My new warning for this post: I'm going to sound like a nun. Condoms don't guarantee anything. Definitely use 'em of course but the worse the girls are, the greater your chances of something going wrong become. And everyone jokes about double wrapping it so you're probably joking too but a lot of people actually think that works. It makes it more likely for the condoms to break.
I Luv the Chariot OH Posted July 1, 2008 Posted July 1, 2008 Oh, craigslist? Does anything more need to be said? Run for the hills, op!
Author Linux Posted July 2, 2008 Author Posted July 2, 2008 I have never heard of a guy meeting any "hot" chicks from CL. Sea cows and hookers, yes. CL is known to be the bottom of the sludge pile, hon. I'm just sayin'... And like Backto1 said, it's all kinda gross. Well I'm here to tell you, it's not true. Yes, 99.9% of post from CL are from spam bots and fat chicks, but sometimes decent girls reply to ads there. I know because I met a few.
Author Linux Posted July 2, 2008 Author Posted July 2, 2008 I'll update you guys later tonight. If I'm still alive that is.
Balthazar Posted July 2, 2008 Posted July 2, 2008 I agree it's probably not legit but I'll chance it anyway. So what if it's legit and want to hump? I'll double wrap it and call it a day. Double wrap it? Single wrap is bad enough! It's a schlong, not a Twinkie! That's one of the great things about a steady GF. No wrap necessary!
Lizzie60 Posted July 2, 2008 Posted July 2, 2008 You know that old saying if it's too good to be true it probably is? Thats what I feel like about tonight. So this hot girl and her hot friend is going out for drinks with me tonight then hitting up a strip club with me and are getting me VIP treatment because they both used to be a strippers there. Also at least one of them wants to come back to my place after the strip club. Ok, now I am a decent looking guy, but I'm THAT good looking. At least not where near good looking enough for two hot ex-strippers to be showing me a good time tonight. This is a bit too free for me and it's getting me worried like they are going to try to rob me or something. Should I just walk away or go through with it? If this is somehow legit and I walk away from it I will feel like the biggest idiot in the world. Anybody ever been in a situation like this where it's too good to be true? Come on now.. WE're no idiots.. I know that you've already made up your mind and you WILL go and enjoy yourself.. You just want to brag about it.. and that's OK too..
Jilly Bean Posted July 2, 2008 Posted July 2, 2008 You just want to brag about it.. and that's OK too.. Is meeting strippers off craigslist something people should brag about? Linux - just be CAREFUL. Report back later, or else we'll send the posse to find you...
vivrantflo Posted July 2, 2008 Posted July 2, 2008 I'll update you guys later tonight. If I'm still alive that is. LOL Im dying to find out how this goes!!
Chrome Barracuda Posted July 2, 2008 Posted July 2, 2008 As long as they aint fat nasty strippers... Or psycho either! lol.
I Luv the Chariot OH Posted July 2, 2008 Posted July 2, 2008 The real question here is what are hot people doing on craigslist?
sally4sara Posted July 2, 2008 Posted July 2, 2008 I smell a "put it on his tab" scam. If this guy starts a tab for himself anywhere they go, this is what they will say. You may not wear Italian suits or be made of money, but when the bill comes at the end of the month, it will be your's to pay.
LucreziaBorgia Posted July 2, 2008 Posted July 2, 2008 I have a feeling a lesson will be learned the hard way tonight, unfortunately. I think they are running a scam on him.
Green Posted July 2, 2008 Posted July 2, 2008 yes its to good to be true. Best case scenario the girl you meet and her friend actually are cute and they just use you to buy them drinks and try to get money for sex. Worst case scenario they are ugly and fat, try to use you for money and steal alot from you one way or another.
Chrome Barracuda Posted July 2, 2008 Posted July 2, 2008 yes its to good to be true. Best case scenario the girl you meet and her friend actually are cute and they just use you to buy them drinks and try to get money for sex. Worst case scenario they are ugly and fat, try to use you for money and steal alot from you one way or another. Or they could be fat and cute and just wanna get slayed at the end of the night because they are desperate?!?! Huh, that sounds like a nicer twist!
Green Posted July 2, 2008 Posted July 2, 2008 Or they could be fat and cute and just wanna get slayed at the end of the night because they are desperate?!?! Huh, that sounds like a nicer twist! u rarely see fat and cute on cl. Mostly fat and ugly and looking to scam you. The fat and cute girls on CL are way to picky, better off meeting girls the old fashioned way... at an all you can drink college bar
Chrome Barracuda Posted July 2, 2008 Posted July 2, 2008 u rarely see fat and cute on cl. Mostly fat and ugly and looking to scam you. The fat and cute girls on CL are way to picky, better off meeting girls the old fashioned way... at an all you can drink college bar LMAO!!!!! I can deal with fat and cute because at least you can look into their eyes while doing it. but your right sometimes they, that's what I dont get beggars cant be choosers! lol. He might have better luck hitting a club, notorious for sex and pickups.
Author Linux Posted July 2, 2008 Author Posted July 2, 2008 The more that I think about it the more I feel this has to be a scam. Real life doesn't work this way. I mean meeting a decent looking chick on CL for a screw, sure, I know thats legit. But two hot ones that are ex-strippers, that want to get me VIP treatment at a strip club? Then come home with me afterwards? Yeah right. I'm just going to show up and see what the scam is then leave. Not going to fall for this ****. Leaving in about 15 mins. Ill update you when I get back.
Lizzie60 Posted July 2, 2008 Posted July 2, 2008 The more that I think about it the more I feel this has to be a scam. Real life doesn't work this way. I mean meeting a decent looking chick on CL for a screw, sure, I know thats legit. But two hot ones that are ex-strippers, that want to get me VIP treatment at a strip club? Then come home with me afterwards? Yeah right. I'm just going to show up and see what the scam is then leave. Not going to fall for this ****. Leaving in about 15 mins. Ill update you when I get back. Leave all your credit cards at home.. just bring a few bucks..
Author Linux Posted July 2, 2008 Author Posted July 2, 2008 BTW I don't know why you guys think CL is nothing but fat chicks. Seriously I have been quite a few decent looking girls from there, none of which were fat. None of them have been hot, but definately ****able.
Jilly Bean Posted July 2, 2008 Posted July 2, 2008 Real life doesn't work this way. I mean meeting a decent looking chick on CL for a screw, sure, I know thats legit. I still maintain there are only sea cows for screwing on CL. I think when you meet them, you will see they sent you pics of other chicks. lol As for the rest of it, plan on getting scammed, which I said on page uno. Just be safe, Linux!!!
D-Lish Posted July 2, 2008 Posted July 2, 2008 LOL Im dying to find out how this goes!! Hey V... Ever been to the Hamilton Strip down on Barton there...lol. I noticed you are a fellow Hamiltonian!
Author Linux Posted July 2, 2008 Author Posted July 2, 2008 I still maintain there are only sea cows for screwing on CL. I think when you meet them, you will see they sent you pics of other chicks. lol As for the rest of it, plan on getting scammed, which I said on page uno. Just be safe, Linux!!! I said before I already have met decent looking women on CL and ****ed them. I mean you don't have to believe me, but it's happened to me.
Green Posted July 2, 2008 Posted July 2, 2008 I said before I already have met decent looking women on CL and ****ed them. I mean you don't have to believe me, but it's happened to me. yeah and a hot chick messaged me on Myspace out of the blue and we eventualy ended up ****ing too... doesn't make myspace a great place too meet girls just because I had one nice experience. Look dude CL is a very shady place to meet people. Its not going to be suprising at all if things turn out different. I would only use cash tonight if I were you. Don't let them see your checks or credit cards. A stripper that wants to meet you, and bring her hot friend, and give you VIP treatment... and says she plans on comming home.... it just sounds like to much. Good luck hope you have something to brag about when you come home. No matter what happens tonight CL still scks
Author Linux Posted July 2, 2008 Author Posted July 2, 2008 I don't really see what the big deal is about CL. Yes the place is 99% spam bots, 0.5% fat chicks, and 0.5% normal chicks, but why not use it? If you know what you are doing, it's litterally free poon. On the weekends I still go out and meet chicks at bars and ****, I don't see how thats any different than using CL during the weekday when I'm bored. Are you saying chicks at the bar are less trashy than CL? From my experience CL is actually a bit better.
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