Gold Pile Posted June 1, 2008 Posted June 1, 2008 Ribbon showed up Saturday and claimed I had been seen canoodling around town with a little Brunette. A smarter man would have said it was just lunch with a cousin or coworker. I was shocked, angry and didn't fully understand "canoodling". (not to mention I was guilty) I said I had canoodled her a many times but mostly at my place...not around town ....only a peeping tom would have seen us. She swore at me and gave me the finger. I asked her to sit with me at the kitchen table to discuss it. She gave me the finger again then she picked up a sponge from the sink and threw it at me. Like a slow motion nightmare I saw that damp sponge hurtling toward my face. I dove through the sliding screen door (the sponge missed me by less than an inch) and I toppled onto some patio shrubs. I destroyed the screen. I laid there trying to estimate the cost of a new screen (the frame was bent) till Ribbon stood in the door. If she tossed a sponge now I would be a sitting duck. She flipped me off and left. This was a pretty sloppy break-up for me. Usually it ends on a friendly note when they eventually see I'm very nice but not long term material. She's angry and hurt, plus I'm out the cost of a screen door. I feel pretty low. I'll send her flowers in a few days
Lizzie60 Posted June 1, 2008 Posted June 1, 2008 Hahaha.. it would have cost less to just get the sponge in the face... I wouldn't say that if it would have been an wrought iron frying pan.. OH well.. you've got me..
Art_Critic Posted June 1, 2008 Posted June 1, 2008 If it was one of those scrub sponges with the Scotch Brite on one side then it was a good move... You saved yourself the embarrassment of having to explain a face burn mark.
Author Gold Pile Posted June 1, 2008 Author Posted June 1, 2008 Hahaha.. it would have cost less to just get the sponge in the face... I wouldn't say that if it would have been an wrought iron frying pan.. OH well.. you've got me.. Today I feel like I was hit by a truck and I have several scratches...probably taking the sponge would have been the better move. No screen so I need to keep the door closed and run the none too cheap A/C. Having you, my darling LS wife is all I need.
Author Gold Pile Posted June 1, 2008 Author Posted June 1, 2008 If it was one of those scrub sponges with the Scotch Brite on one side then it was a good move... You saved yourself the embarrassment of having to explain a face burn mark. Hi Art, it wasn't one of those but it was damp;)
GPFan Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 Oh well ... you win some, you lose some. I agree taking a hit from the sponge would have cost you a lot less. Life lesson, eh?
Lishy Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 Hey it could have been worse, she could have gave you the finger .... Up ya butt!
Nemo Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 Hey it could have been worse, she could have gave you the finger .... Up ya butt! I actually enjoy a spot of prostate massage.
Lishy Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 I actually enjoy a spot of prostate massage. Yeah but his gf had 9 inch nails and knuckle dusters on!!!!!!!!
Nemo Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 Yeah but his gf had 9 inch nails and knuckle dusters on!!!!!!!! I like it rough.
Author Gold Pile Posted June 3, 2008 Author Posted June 3, 2008 Oh well ... you win some, you lose some. I agree taking a hit from the sponge would have cost you a lot less. Life lesson, eh? reflexes were faster than my reasoning ability. But next time someone throws a sponge at me...I'll stand my ground.
Touche Posted June 3, 2008 Posted June 3, 2008 What kind of flowers are you getting her? And what the hell kind of name is "Ribbon?" Is she in porn or a "masseuse" or something?
Nemo Posted June 3, 2008 Posted June 3, 2008 And what the hell kind of name is "Ribbon?" I think it's a feminine way of saying she's into bondage.
Touche Posted June 3, 2008 Posted June 3, 2008 I think it's a feminine way of saying she's into bondage. Why didn't I think of that? Of course. So GP, what's your nickname, Cuff?
Author Gold Pile Posted June 3, 2008 Author Posted June 3, 2008 What kind of flowers are you getting her? And what the hell kind of name is "Ribbon?" Is she in porn or a "masseuse" or something? Her real name is pretty normal, I just call her ribbon here. She's not into bondage. I'm trying to find out from her friend if I have a chance of getting her back, if so then I'll buy real flower shop flowers. If there's no chance...I'll just get her supermarket flowers. (maybe I'll fluff up the flowers with carrot shavings:lmao:)
Author Gold Pile Posted June 4, 2008 Author Posted June 4, 2008 Oh you are truly hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank You Lishy. Would you consider using your face as an avatar again. It's so pretty, I miss it.
twice_shy Posted June 4, 2008 Posted June 4, 2008 Ribbon showed up Saturday and claimed I had been seen canoodling around town with a little Brunette. A smarter man would have said it was just lunch with a cousin or coworker. I was shocked, angry and didn't fully understand "canoodling". (not to mention I was guilty) I said I had canoodled her a many times but mostly at my place...not around town ....only a peeping tom would have seen us. She swore at me and gave me the finger. I asked her to sit with me at the kitchen table to discuss it. She gave me the finger again then she picked up a sponge from the sink and threw it at me. Like a slow motion nightmare I saw that damp sponge hurtling toward my face. I dove through the sliding screen door (the sponge missed me by less than an inch) and I toppled onto some patio shrubs. I destroyed the screen. I laid there trying to estimate the cost of a new screen (the frame was bent) till Ribbon stood in the door. If she tossed a sponge now I would be a sitting duck. She flipped me off and left. This was a pretty sloppy break-up for me. Usually it ends on a friendly note when they eventually see I'm very nice but not long term material. She's angry and hurt, plus I'm out the cost of a screen door. I feel pretty low. I'll send her flowers in a few days Something tells me you dont have much remorse for cheating by the way you described it and the obvious desire you seem to have with trying to write an entertaining story about flying sponges and screen doors.
Trimmer Posted June 4, 2008 Posted June 4, 2008 Something tells me you dont have much remorse for cheating by the way you described it and the obvious desire you seem to have with trying to write an entertaining story about flying sponges and screen doors. Something tells me you don't have much of a sense of humor... Have you never read a Gold Pile thread before?
Storyrider Posted June 4, 2008 Posted June 4, 2008 I remember a while back a woman threw a head of lettuce at you in the kitchen, or did you throw it at her?
GPFan Posted June 4, 2008 Posted June 4, 2008 Something tells me you dont have much remorse for cheating by the way you described it and the obvious desire you seem to have with trying to write an entertaining story about flying sponges and screen doors.Gold Pile isn't cheating, he is dating! Gold Pile is an unapologetic bachelor committed only to future dating adventures. You might take the time to read some of his past threads and get to know him. Here is one you might enjoy: Kissing nun and thug goodbye
GPFan Posted June 4, 2008 Posted June 4, 2008 I remember a while back a woman threw a head of lettuce at you in the kitchen, or did you throw it at her?Oh yes, GPs adventures with the sadistic cashier. Ahhhhhhhhh ... the memories... Anyway, the incident you reference is included in the initial post of GPs 2nd Choc date. Cashier thread. Enjoy!
twice_shy Posted June 4, 2008 Posted June 4, 2008 Something tells me you don't have much of a sense of humor... Have you never read a Gold Pile thread before? Nope, but the need to inject humor and try to impress people with dramatics about getting hit in the head with a sponge, shows that the act of cheating is no big deal to him.
twice_shy Posted June 4, 2008 Posted June 4, 2008 Gold Pile isn't cheating, he is dating! Gold Pile is an unapologetic bachelor committed only to future dating adventures. You can cheat while dating. If she was hurt and angry, then she must have seen it the same way. Either way, whether you think its cheating or not, he doesn't show much remorse and could obviously care less about who he hurts.
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