Gold Pile Posted May 27, 2008 Posted May 27, 2008 Somehow I got manipulated into picking up my cousin when she was released from prison on Sunday morning. That's right, they release them on Sunday mornings. She and her brother are the only jailbirds in my extended family. She passed some bad checks, blah, blah, she went to prison. Arrived very early and tried to look tough, but the guards wouldn't let me "smoke" (I don't smoke) my tipperellos, and they asked me to quit sneering at everyone. I noticed a woman was released about every 10-15 minutes. Most had someone waiting for them, some didn't...they just walked out. One little blond releasee walked toward me, I tried not to show fear and gave her my best Clint Eastwood sneer. She asked if I was Gold Pile and said her name was Tina and that my cuz should be out soon. When my cuz finally came out, she asked me to give a lift to her friend Tina. On the drive out I saw one of the discharged women walking toward town. They told me there are always a few released with no support network like that. We dropped Tina off...I gave her the tiperellos cause I hate tobacco smell. As expected my cousin asked me for money, I said "sure" then produced my near empty wallet (my cash was stashed in my sock)"well I can buy us breakfast or you can have my last ten bucks". She took the $10. Anyway...this all got me to thinking. Maybe some of these ex con women with no support system would be easy to pick up. I could hand them a flower (or old candy:lmao:) and offer them breakfast and a ride. This kind of unexpected kindness could overwhelm them, they'd be ripe for a real dinner date. Plus chances are they were sex starved for a man while incarcerated in Women's Prison. For the moment my sex life is full, but I'm keeping this prison plan in the back of my mind. I don't want drug users or streetwalkers...just the other ones. Too bad I missed Martha Steward. Not a firm plan yet, but it's got potential.
Lizzie60 Posted May 27, 2008 Posted May 27, 2008 Hahaha... you're a hoot... that was sooo funny... Martha Stewart.. yes I know.. that was unfortunate.. shoot. Maybe you can get two for the price of one.. these gals might have acquired some bi experience inside.. you might get a 3-some.. Anyway.. nice plan GP..
Citizen Erased Posted May 27, 2008 Posted May 27, 2008 It's probably best if you actually know someone being released. Hanging around a jail to abduct women is not exactly the best thing to be doing at prison
Leia Posted May 27, 2008 Posted May 27, 2008 It's probably best if you actually know someone being released. Hanging around a jail to abduct women is not exactly the best thing to be doing at prison Yip.... you'd probably end up in jail yourself! Then you can lead the men in becoming better dates when they are released.
sweetbutcheeky Posted May 27, 2008 Posted May 27, 2008 Anyway...this all got me to thinking. Maybe some of these ex con women with no support system would be easy to pick up. I could hand them a flower (or old candy:lmao:) and offer them breakfast and a ride. This kind of unexpected kindness could overwhelm them, they'd be ripe for a real dinner date. Plus chances are they were sex starved for a man while incarcerated in Women's Prison. Well if you want to end up being tied to the bed, with her taking off with your clothes and wallet. Then good plan! LOL
tinktronik Posted May 27, 2008 Posted May 27, 2008 I think you just captured my heart. Really really funny. Good to see you back GP.
Art_Critic Posted May 27, 2008 Posted May 27, 2008 Careful GP.. getting shanked might take a new meaning for you...
GPFan Posted May 27, 2008 Posted May 27, 2008 Arrived very early and tried to look tough, but the guards wouldn't let me "smoke" (I don't smoke) my tipperellos, and they asked me to quit sneering at everyone. I noticed a woman was released about every 10-15 minutes. Most had someone waiting for them, some didn't...they just walked out. One little blond releasee walked toward me, I tried not to show fear and gave her my best Clint Eastwood sneer. She asked if I was Gold Pile and said her name was Tina and that my cuz should be out soon. When my cuz finally came out, she asked me to give a lift to her friend Tina. <snip> Anyway...this all got me to thinking. Maybe some of these ex con women with no support system would be easy to pick up. I could hand them a flower (or old candy:lmao:) and offer them breakfast and a ride. This kind of unexpected kindness could overwhelm them, they'd be ripe for a real dinner date. Plus chances are they were sex starved for a man while incarcerated in Women's Prison. For the moment my sex life is full, but I'm keeping this prison plan in the back of my mind. Hoo boy... Good that you have a fan GP, I am looking out for you here. Listen closely... come a wee bit closer... BAD BAD BAD IDEA!!!! Prisons are not rehabilitation centres. Often the prisoner is worse off than when s/he went in. They learn a lot of interesting stuff in there and it is usually of the 'how to become a better criminal' variety. Health care is not known to be stellar either. You might land a woman who is starving for sex and attention but my bet is that you will get more than what you bargained for. I don't want drug users or streetwalkers...just the other ones. Too bad I missed Martha Stewart. :lmao: Well if you want to end up being tied to the bed, with her taking off with your clothes and wallet. Then good plan! LOL I agree!
Balthazar Posted May 27, 2008 Posted May 27, 2008 It's important to have a plan. And jailbirds need loving too GP. Good Luck!
sam light Posted May 27, 2008 Posted May 27, 2008 I don't want drug users or streetwalkers...just the other ones. What other ones? I know you keep a tight wallet and the women you meet this way will sense that right away! All the same it's a funny plan. t/u
Author Gold Pile Posted May 28, 2008 Author Posted May 28, 2008 I think you just captured my heart. Really really funny. Good to see you back GP.Thanks Tink! Too bad I'm already madly in love with Lizzie.
Author Gold Pile Posted May 28, 2008 Author Posted May 28, 2008 Hoo boy... Good that you have a fan GP, I am looking out for you here. Listen closely... come a wee bit closer... BAD BAD BAD IDEA!!!! Prisons are not rehabilitation centres. Often the prisoner is worse off than when s/he went in. They learn a lot of interesting stuff in there and it is usually of the 'how to become a better criminal' variety. Health care is not known to be stellar either. You might land a woman who is starving for sex and attention but my bet is that you will get more than what you bargained for. you sure know how to put a damper on a hot plan, but your advice is very sound.
Lizzie60 Posted May 28, 2008 Posted May 28, 2008 Thanks Tink! Too bad I'm already madly in love with Lizzie. Hahahaha.. you better... I'm watching you.. and I'm terribly jealous..
SpikeyChick Posted May 28, 2008 Posted May 28, 2008 Anyway...this all got me to thinking. Maybe some of these ex con women with no support system would be easy to pick up. I could hand them a flower (or old candy:lmao:) and offer them breakfast and a ride. . My Ex B/f used to say . " I love dating homeless woman. YOu take em to the drivethru, they give you a BJ in the parking lot and then you can drop them off anywhere ." Funny guys get me hot.
Author Gold Pile Posted May 28, 2008 Author Posted May 28, 2008 Funny guys get me hot.:love:well well...hello there. I mean funny guys make my LS wife (lizzie) hot too
Lizzie60 Posted May 28, 2008 Posted May 28, 2008 :love:well well...hello there. I mean funny guys make my LS wife (lizzie) hot too Yes.. I loooove funny guys.. only really intelligent guys have a good sense of humour.. and I looooove smart guys.. When did we get married? I missed the wedding.. I wasn't invited ??
SpikeyChick Posted May 28, 2008 Posted May 28, 2008 :love:well well...hello there. I mean funny guys make my LS wife (lizzie) hot too Is that the same Dizzy Tizzy Lizzy who lusts after young bucks ?
Lizzie60 Posted May 28, 2008 Posted May 28, 2008 Is that the same Dizzy Tizzy Lizzy who lusts after young bucks ? Yeessss... that's me.. I should say that it is the young bucks that lust after me.. and older bucks too.. I never make the first move.. on much younger bucks.. never had.. never will...
OpenBook Posted May 28, 2008 Posted May 28, 2008 Anyway...this all got me to thinking. Maybe some of these ex con women with no support system would be easy to pick up. I could hand them a flower (or old candy:lmao:) and offer them breakfast and a ride. This kind of unexpected kindness could overwhelm them, they'd be ripe for a real dinner date. Plus chances are they were sex starved for a man while incarcerated in Women's Prison. GP, you're scaring me now. That's just begging for trouble. Think about taking along a "wing man" - it may reduce the risk.
Author Gold Pile Posted May 28, 2008 Author Posted May 28, 2008 GP, you're scaring me now. That's just begging for trouble. Think about taking along a "wing man" - it may reduce the risk. True Open Book, I didn't really think this one out very well.
tinktronik Posted May 28, 2008 Posted May 28, 2008 Thanks Tink! Too bad I'm already madly in love with Lizzie.That makes a strange and diluted kind of sense. A Loveshack in a vacuum kind of approach. I like it. Now just two suggestions on your real life foray into "Jailbird Passion"........ You ready? They know your money is in your sock, find a eeehhhmmm more secure place for it, and two remember , get them to remove the razor blades from their mouth/mouthes first. Otherwise, enjoy!
fishtaco Posted May 28, 2008 Posted May 28, 2008 GP, you don't need to hang out at prisons. You can find your next convict date in the comfort of your own home! http://www.conjugalharmony.com/
SpikeyChick Posted May 28, 2008 Posted May 28, 2008 I never make the first move.. on much younger bucks.. never had.. never will... Geez - I am an older woman too and I know that you are lying, girl - ha! WE know how to "make a move" without actually "making a move" don't we ?
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