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don't overdo it though, you don't want the texts to lose their novelty :p

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"I wanna hit it like a fist of an angry god"

 

"I want you to play with my chocolate starfish"

 

"move and I'll cut you"

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LOL these are great!

 

Ummm, one that I did once was this:

 

"Hey sweetie..."

 

I got back "what's up you?"

 

I waited for a few minutes then said "So my panties..." (most guys like the word panties. :p)

 

I got back something like "Yeah?"

 

Wait like 15 minutes "...are..."

 

He writes "Are what?"

 

"...going to look good on the floor next to your bed. ;)Hurry home."

 

I got a phone call right after that. :cool:

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