underpants Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 Dang Gunny, Who is left? I agree with some of your list.
johan Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 1. Don't date your Bud's X Broke it. She wasn't quite his ex when we started. You might want to add a rule for that. 6. Don't date anyone on Prozac! 7. Don't date anyone who's on AD's Broke those. What a disaster. 11. Don't date anyone who is ADHD! I'm pretty sure I broke this one. 15. Don't date self-entitled "Princesses" Oh, yeah. I shattered this one. 2 years of being single since her, with surprisingly few regrets. 16. Don't date bitches! You're guaranteed to break this one. Sometimes monthly.
amerikajin Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 The Gunny List: 1. Don't date your Bud's X 2. Don't date the "Payroll!" 3. Don't date someone who's "Seperated" 4. Don't date some who's been divorced less than one year! (Prefer two years) 5. Don't date someone who's just got out of prison! 6. Don't date anyone on Prozac! 7. Don't date anyone who's on AD's 8. Don't date anyone for which sex is only for pro-creation. 9. Don't date anyone that's been divorced more than twice! 10. Don't date anyone who's in therapy! 11. Don't date anyone who is ADHD! 12. Don't date anyone who has a criminal record! 13. Don't date any religious factanics ~ No sex for Satan ~ and guess who Satan is? 14. Don't date anyone with incurable STDS 15. Don't date self-entitled "Princesses" 16. Don't date bitches! 17. Don't date "Attention-Hogs" 18. Don't date "Drama-Queens" The list goes on forever and ever! Sir, yes, sir!
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