Gold Pile Posted April 3, 2008 Posted April 3, 2008 Cancels date and ends relationship. Last night the somewhat domineering cashier lady showed up with a gift. She presented it as an apology for beating me last time. She handed it to me and said I should wear it when I cook "our" favorite meal. It was a frilly apron that said "Bitch" on it. I sent her and her apron packing...we are history. She took it rather well and told me to call her when I'm ready to comply and get laid. No chance of that...it's over. This morning I found the apron hanging on my front door.
blind_otter Posted April 3, 2008 Posted April 3, 2008 That is mildly disturbing. Let us know if you find any severed heads of small animals on pikes outside your door.
LosingMyDreamGirl Posted April 3, 2008 Posted April 3, 2008 Possibility she was a normal girl, but your out dated chocolates somehow mutated her? Good luck with the new Gold Pile prospect.
xpaperxcutx Posted April 3, 2008 Posted April 3, 2008 GP, glad you came to your senses. For a second I thought you were completely whipped.
Art_Critic Posted April 3, 2008 Posted April 3, 2008 GP.. How long do you think before you call her ? Take the apron to a seamstress and have " Your Daddy " sewn over top of " bitch " and go hang it on her door ... At least you can say that your ROI on the out of date candy was pretty high.
Author Gold Pile Posted April 3, 2008 Author Posted April 3, 2008 GP.. How long do you think before you call her ? Take the apron to a seamstress and have " Your Daddy " sewn over top of " bitch " and go hang it on her door ... At least you can say that your ROI on the out of date candy was pretty high. Hi Art, Yup, much good sex was had for an old box of candy and a few pasta meals. But I'm not going back. I'm GP for crying out loud;) I should be able to rustle me up some good sex somewhere.
Author Gold Pile Posted April 4, 2008 Author Posted April 4, 2008 This is the time for me to make a move..... Ok:love: make your move
Saxis Posted April 4, 2008 Posted April 4, 2008 Looks like it's time to switch grocery stores. Nah, he should keep going in there and buy loads of the ingredients to make "her meal" but never invite her over again.
underpants Posted April 4, 2008 Posted April 4, 2008 GP.. How long do you think before you call her ? Take the apron to a seamstress and have " Your Daddy " sewn over top of " bitch " and go hang it on her door ... GP, instead of the seamstress ($) route. Just use a sharpie.
Citizen Erased Posted April 4, 2008 Posted April 4, 2008 Nah, he should keep going in there and buy loads of the ingredients to make "her meal" but never invite her over again. how deliciously evil, I love it.
Art_Critic Posted April 4, 2008 Posted April 4, 2008 how deliciously evil, I love it. He could drop the hint that he is making the dinner for a date
johan Posted April 4, 2008 Posted April 4, 2008 He should wear the apron over some of those leather chaps with nothing on underneath so she'll have to watch him shake his naked ass as he leaves. That will really burn her. He should post a warning before he does this so that I can make sure to stay away from grocery stores just in case.
Art_Critic Posted April 4, 2008 Posted April 4, 2008 I should be able to rustle me up some good sex somewhere. How about a librarian ?
Author Gold Pile Posted April 4, 2008 Author Posted April 4, 2008 How about a librarian ? Librarians.... In the old days many of them were soft spoken, intelligent women that I really liked and didn't want to hurt with my GP games. Also many of them were stern old prudes. Later, being as it's Govrnment work, they pretty much hire anybody to fill whatever quota needs filling. . Plus in certain areas, bums hang out there. Now with the net (and factors above) I don't frequent them anymore.
Author Gold Pile Posted April 4, 2008 Author Posted April 4, 2008 GP, instead of the seamstress ($) route. Just use a sharpie. I'm with johan...I've found a new Supermarket.
Lizzie60 Posted April 4, 2008 Posted April 4, 2008 GP I'm with Art.. get one of those librarian.. hair pulled up... with dark glasses.. white blouse and black skirt... Once in the bedroom.. she'll let her hair down.. take her glasses off.. remove her blouse to show one of those super sexy bra.. She could be evil in the bed..
Author Gold Pile Posted April 4, 2008 Author Posted April 4, 2008 I meant to qoute Saxis , not underpants
johan Posted April 4, 2008 Posted April 4, 2008 I'm with johan...I've found a new Supermarket. There's always another cashier.
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