Gold Ple hurt in date game

[HeavenScent]

hahahahaha.. I think she's 17

 

I'm above 18, woman!

 

[dreamergrl]

18-80 - that could become a very interesting blog

 

"Whether you're fresh out of high school or living on social security, I've experienced it all!"

[Legend]

I've told him i'd host it for free and register the domain name of his picking

[HeavenScent]

GoldPilePickle - I like that...

[Lizzie60]

I'm above 18, woman!

 

 

 

OK.. she's over 18.. but she's missing her 2 front teeth..

[Starla]

i can't get the image of the family jewels bouncing out of my head!!!:eek::eek::eek::o:o:o:o

[HeavenScent]

OK.. she's over 18.. but she's missing her 2 front teeth..

 

Oh granny! Stop teasing me already!

 

[Lizzie60]

i can't get the image of the family jewels bouncing out of my head!!!:eek::eek::eek::o:o:o:o

 

this is what made me explode. in laughter..

 

Then she insisted on tying me up. (no tie, no sex)

After some playful spanks, she took the plastic rod off my window blinds and proceeded to beat the crap out of me. (non consensual)

 

[Lizzie60]

Oh granny! Stop teasing me already!

 

 

OK.. I'll share..

I always do..

[Gold Pile]

18-80 - that could become a very interesting blog

 

"Whether you're fresh out of high school or living on social security, I've experienced it all!"

 

Dang, lots of blog talk. Just sharing a few tibits of my life...hardly a blog makes.

[Starla]

:laugh::laugh:

 

i believed it up until the bit where he had to shout 'i love you'!!

[Gold Pile]

i can't get the image of the family jewels bouncing out of my head!!!:eek::eek::eek::o:o:o:o

picture 2 cantalopes and a cucumber

 

[HeavenScent]

Good read, man good read. Can't wait for Part 2.

[Gold Pile]

OK.. I'll share..

I always do..

Now were talking! With help from both of you, I can get out of this kinky relationship.

[Lizzie60]

picture 2 cantalopes and a cucumber

 

 

 

there are all kinds of cucumber.. please specify.. gherkin, English cucumber.. seedless.. big seeds..

[Gold Pile]

:laugh::laugh:

 

i believed it up until the bit where he had to shout 'i love you'!!

She explained this as her theory that if I said it enough, I'd develop real feelings for her.

[Gold Pile]

Good read, man good read. Can't wait for Part 2.

 

I have a part I'd like to show you and Lizzie.

 

Part II? you seem confident I'll see her again. Unless I find some sex soon, I will see her again....but no ropes!

[Starla]

I have a part I'd like to show you and Lizzie.

 

Part II? you seem confident I'll see her again. Unless I find some sex soon, I will see her again....but no ropes!

 

:laugh::laugh:

 

you might not live to tell the story next time...:lmao:

[underpants]

Did you get some clearance sale leftover Easter candy to whoo you next intended?

[Legend]

that would be a shame...

[Gold Pile]

there are all kinds of cucumber.. please specify.. gherkin, English cucumber.. seedless.. big seeds..

 

I'll have to send you a pic, you can decide. I don't know much about veggies, they are too expensive.

PS: I'll expect a special pic in return:love:

[Lizzie60]

I'll have to send you a pic, you can decide. I don't know much about veggies, they are too expensive.

PS: I'll expect a special pic in return:love:

 

Deal!.......

[2sunny]

this will never work... GP doesn't like to pay for anything - especially sex Lizzie! :lmao:

[HeavenScent]

I need a drink!

[Gold Pile]

I need a drink!

watch out! I like buying drinks for younger women.