Gold Pile Posted April 1, 2008 Posted April 1, 2008 After a period of no contact (read no sex) I called and patched things up with the demanding cashier I was seeing. In short order I agreed to make her favorite pasta/chicken meal her exact way. I agreed to respond to her endless post-sex questioning, without complaint. Those items were nothing new and a small price to pay for great sex. The only new item was that I couldn't resist or fight back against her admittedly mild hitting of me. That's the stick in her carrot & stick method on dates. She claimed that the last time I wrestled her to stop her from hitting me, I hurt her. I was shocked and saddened by this, it was gentle wrestling and she giggled the entire time. I never hurt a lady ....ever. Last night she came over for the meal. After she said she had to KNOW she could trust me. She made me repeatedly swear never to hurt her. Then she insisted I tie her up real good. She giggled at the slightest spank and soon told me to untie her. Then she insisted on tying me up. (no tie, no sex) After some playful spanks, she took the plastic rod off my window blinds and proceeded to beat the crap out of me. (non consensual) She reminded me how embarrassing it would be if anyone found me all tied up and nude, so I had to stop yelling. I hopped to my feet and began jumping my way toward the bathroom. (I planned to close the door behind me and keep it closed with my weight) It's hard to jump when tied up and the family jewels are bouncing about. She found this very funny. She walked behind me giggling and asking where I was going.She pushed me over in the hall. She started a delightful caress :bunny:of my naughty bits. She said she had to punish me for fighting her last time. Said she'd never do it again if I simply behaved myself. I didn't believe that for a minute, but kept quiet. She then repeatedly asked me if I was enjoying her caress, I said "yes" she responded "yes you sure do". As I neared the point of no return she stopped and told me to beg her to finish me off. I did. She brought me to the point again and told me to say I loved her. My negative response got me a lite punch in the face. She picked up the rod...I shouted that I loved her. She told me to keep saying it. After a half dozen "I love you"'s I exploded like never before...best HJ ever. She cuddled against me for maybe an hour. She said nice things and claimed I'd get all the sex I wanted and no pain if I just followed her rules...the meal...the questioning...the light hitting,.... the "I love you"s. She said she really liked me but didn't love me, but felt it was good for me to keep saying it. She untied my hands only, said she'd be over this Sunday, walked out. I half half a mind not to be here Sunday. She claims no more beatings needed but I don't trust her. She
dreamergrl Posted April 1, 2008 Posted April 1, 2008 :confused::confused::confused: I'm for once speechless
Author Gold Pile Posted April 1, 2008 Author Posted April 1, 2008 find someone else dude you're master player As soon as I find me another source of sex, she's history.
Lizzie60 Posted April 1, 2008 Posted April 1, 2008 I am laughing my head off.. alone in my office.. I hope no one will walk in.. gosh.. it's hot in here.. I'm crying.. You should be a stand-up comic.. GP you are crazy....
Legend Posted April 1, 2008 Posted April 1, 2008 Write a book dude... So many guys could benefit on your expertise on dating and manipulation. I'm not joking, please write an ebook. /beg
Lizzie60 Posted April 1, 2008 Posted April 1, 2008 Write a book dude... So many guys could benefit on your expertise on dating and manipulation. I'm not joking, please write an ebook. /beg Good idea.. !!!
HeavenScent Posted April 1, 2008 Posted April 1, 2008 You should write a book. I was actually drooling....
Author Gold Pile Posted April 1, 2008 Author Posted April 1, 2008 I am laughing my head off.. alone in my office.. I hope no one will walk in.. gosh.. it's hot in here.. I'm crying.. You should be a stand-up comic.. GP you are crazy.... Good to see the humor even if I have a few welts:mad:
Author Gold Pile Posted April 1, 2008 Author Posted April 1, 2008 You should write a book. I was actually drooling.... I like it when women drool:love: tell me more
Legend Posted April 1, 2008 Posted April 1, 2008 Good to see the humor even if I have a few welts:mad: Blog is a good idea, hell i'd even host you for free, including your own domain name.
HeavenScent Posted April 1, 2008 Posted April 1, 2008 I like it when women drool:love: tell me more Oh no, you tell us more please....
Cov Posted April 1, 2008 Posted April 1, 2008 I'm a bit of cynic about how much of this is true and how much is exaggerated. It sounds like a story my friend would tell, and well he's known to have over-dramatized his stories in the past. Whether or not you are genuine I can imagine there are men and women like the girl you've described; it's a scary thought, even if it is hilarious to the tenth degree. Cov.
tanbark813 Posted April 1, 2008 Posted April 1, 2008 Does no one else realize today is April Fool's Day? Goddamn you people are gullible. Good post, GP.
Legend Posted April 1, 2008 Posted April 1, 2008 I'm a bit of cynic about how much of this is true and how much is exaggerated. It sounds like a story my friend would tell, and well he's known to have over-dramatized his stories in the past. Whether or not you are genuine I can imagine there are men and women like the girl you've described; it's a scary thought, even if it is hilarious to the tenth degree. Cov. Even if it is fake, he's got potential as a good writer for us with a dry sense of humor. Stuff along the lines of books like "The alphabet of manliness" A must read for all men and women...... or books like "the average american male"
Lizzie60 Posted April 1, 2008 Posted April 1, 2008 Does no one else realize today is April Fool's Day? Goddamn you people are gullible. Good post, GP. when you read his previous posts.. this one is in the same line.. could be April's fool.. but it's so much fun to read him..
HeavenScent Posted April 1, 2008 Posted April 1, 2008 Gold Pile, come on now... write a book!! If you're serious about blogging, even better. I'll link yours to mine!
2sunny Posted April 1, 2008 Posted April 1, 2008 Gold Pile, come on now... write a book!! If you're serious about blogging, even better. I'll link yours to mine! sounds like a nice "proposition" - for GP especially!
Lizzie60 Posted April 1, 2008 Posted April 1, 2008 Gold Pile, come on now... write a book!! If you're serious about blogging, even better. I'll link yours to mine! Hey back off.. he's mine.. I bet you're too young for him..
HeavenScent Posted April 1, 2008 Posted April 1, 2008 sounds like a nice "proposition" - for GP especially! Hey back off.. he's mine.. I bet you're too young for him.. Hey hey hey.... let him be the judge of that!
Author Gold Pile Posted April 1, 2008 Author Posted April 1, 2008 Hey back off.. he's mine.. I bet you're too young for him.. My age age for women is 18-80. So if were all within the range, lets party
Lizzie60 Posted April 1, 2008 Posted April 1, 2008 My age age for women is 18-80. So if were all within the range, lets party hahahahaha.. I think she's 17
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