dreamergrl Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 So let me understand... You propose I dye my pickle green, then get it's stems trimmed(by Dreamergirl), get it measured(by Lizzie), then photograph it and post in on LS for charitable purposes... Is that about it? You forgot that you show everyone how to use your pickle silly - you're the demonstrator! Bye Lizzie! I wish I had a pickle to go to!
dreamergrl Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 This pickle is actually in Greece for the moment, not Italy. Well maybe I want an Italian pickle
Balthazar Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 For the demonstration, I will need help from my lovely assistants, Dreamergirl and Kamille;)
Kamille Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Bye Lizzie! I wish I had a pickle to go to! Yeah, you need to get on the pickle exercise fitness program. Part of the rules: every pickle needs to exercise every day.
dreamergrl Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Yeah, you need to get on the pickle exercise fitness program. Part of the rules: every pickle needs to exercise every day. Let my guy who doesn't share his pickle that I agree, I'm ashamed to say, I've let my pickle fitness go.
Author TheFonz Posted March 31, 2008 Author Posted March 31, 2008 The only thing girls care about is just pickles. You guys are dorky .
Kamille Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 phew. When did we start the picklegloating philosophy. I'm exhausted I laughed so hard. I think I also need a pickle break. So what waz the fonz saying, something about men and women and sex and something something?
Balthazar Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 All the more reason to start today! Grab a pickle and off you go!
dreamergrl Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 phew. When did we start the picklegloating philosophy. I'm exhausted I laughed so hard. I think I also need a pickle break. So what waz the fonz saying, something about men and women and sex and something something? Oooh yes women don't understand men and sex I think it was.
dreamergrl Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 OMG I got it - American Gladiators - the pickle edition!
Kamille Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 The only thing girls care about is just pickles. You guys are dorky . Hey there's the man! hmm hmm pickles.
Balthazar Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Fonz, it is quite simple. Men do not understand women. Women do not understand Men(or women). All our misunderstandings about genders and gender roles can be sorted out with a friendly chat(and by opening a jar of pickles).
Kamille Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 OMG I got it - American Gladiators - the pickle edition! ............... Tonight: The Green Titan versus Sweet&Salty. Your empire: Captain Krunch
Kamille Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Fonz, it is quite simple. Men do not understand women. Women do not understand Men(or women). All our misunderstandings about genders and gender roles can be sorted out with a friendly chat(and by opening a jar of pickles). Baltazar, You are so the perfect poster boy! I can't believe I ever doubted you.
dreamergrl Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 ............... Tonight: The Green Titan versus Sweet&Salty. Your empire: Captain Krunch Will the green titan be able to hold out long enough, will sweet & salt be able to last longer then 5 min? Which will pack more punch short &stumpy or mean & lean?
dreamergrl Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Man would someone give me a freakin pickle - I have pickle rights too you know! I'm always stuck with the short end of the pickle!
Author TheFonz Posted March 31, 2008 Author Posted March 31, 2008 Fonz, it is quite simple. Men do not understand women. Women do not understand Men(or women). All our misunderstandings about genders and gender roles can be sorted out with a friendly chat(and by opening a jar of pickles). OK but this is the male model. Women's model is to complicate this before even after they opened the pickle jar. Accomplishing nothing but making the pickles more salty. Women need a real man to show them how it's done. And I'm going to stop saying pickles now because that's totally uncool.
Author TheFonz Posted March 31, 2008 Author Posted March 31, 2008 Man would someone give me a freakin pickle - I have pickle rights too you know! I'm always stuck with the short end of the pickle! See this is how you do it, unless it's a false request.
Kamille Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Man would someone give me a freakin pickle - I have pickle rights too you know! I'm always stuck with the short end of the pickle! Oh my god. All this talk of pickle made me hungry. I think I am actually going to go out to the store and buy a jar of pickle. Then I'm so booty calling my bf! We should rename the booty call: it is now the pickle call. People didn't see it until now, but the world is all about pickle envy. Just think, what is it pregnant women crave?
Author TheFonz Posted March 31, 2008 Author Posted March 31, 2008 Oh my god. All this talk of pickle made me hungry. I think I am actually going to go out to the store and buy a jar of pickle. Then I'm so booty calling my bf! We should rename the booty call: it is now the pickle call. People didn't see it until now, but the world is all about pickle envy. Just think, what is it pregnant women crave? I think I got all you girls worked up.
Kamille Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 OK but this is the male model. Women's model is to complicate this before even after they opened the pickle jar. Accomplishing nothing but making the pickles more salty. Women need a real man to show them how it's done. And I'm going to stop saying pickles now because that's totally uncool. Yes, we pickle gloaters are uncool. We certainly never claimed to be so suave. Kamille, the proud pickle gloater.
Kamille Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 I think I got all you girls worked up. what? what was the question again? who go what worked up?
Little Shy Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Can you ladies imagine the LS moderators allowing the posting of pickles? They probably don't even allow that on the cooler dating sites:) I'll hook you up with a website that you can post your proud pickle on. It's call Large *Pickle* Support Group. LPSG.com
Balthazar Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 (edited) Read the post about the guy with the 2 inch dick who didn't call back. Can't even call his penis a pickle:eek:.He's lucky that chick had such a tight vagina. Edited March 31, 2008 by Balthazar
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