dreamergrl Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 It's 20 inches, or is that centimeters ? I get mixed up some times. Although , it not just the length of the pickle, girth is also important... even more so some chicks say... I'm curious to know how you use the pickle too - I mean list of things you can do with your pickle is endless
Balthazar Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Getting the pickle measured by the right person greatly affects the final measurements...
Kamille Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Perfect perfect perfect! World, get ready for the pickle revolution! We best start in Milwaukee and then we'll do the Canadian tour. I think what we should do is walk in a bar with Balthazar, get him to drop his pants and then the three of us gloat. Nodding our heads like, yeah, look at that pickle! he's with us!
Lizzie60 Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Getting the pickle measured by the right person greatly affects the final measurements... I agree and it also depends on where you take the measurements.. from the top or if you push the tape waaayyyy down your balls underneath.. you can get a few inches that way..
dreamergrl Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Perfect perfect perfect! World, get ready for the pickle revolution! We best start in Milwaukee and then we'll do the Canadian tour. I think what we should do is walk in a bar with Balthazar, get him to drop his pants and then the three of us gloat. Nodding our heads like, yeah, look at that pickle! he's with us! Can we dye is pickle green? I mean he needs to match the rest of us.
Kamille Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 I agree and it also depends on where you take the measurements.. from the top or if you push the tape waaayyyy down your balls underneath.. you can get a few inches that way.. I nominate Lizzie for VP in charge of measurements.
Lizzie60 Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Perfect perfect perfect! World, get ready for the pickle revolution! We best start in Milwaukee and then we'll do the Canadian tour. I think what we should do is walk in a bar with Balthazar, get him to drop his pants and then the three of us gloat. Nodding our heads like, yeah, look at that pickle! he's with us! Yeah...man... he's oooouuuurrrrr pickle...
Kamille Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Can we dye is pickle green? I mean he needs to match the rest of us. Great thinking: you're in charge of design. Too bad St-Pat's day just went by. WE could have capitalized on that.
Balthazar Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 I agree and it also depends on where you take the measurements.. from the top or if you push the tape waaayyyy down your balls underneath.. you can get a few inches that way.. Your expertise in such matters is apparent:laugh:
Lizzie60 Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 I nominate Lizzie for VP in charge of measurements. Trust me I know how to handle... oops measure a pickle.. it's my specialty..
dreamergrl Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 I nominate Lizzie for VP in charge of measurements. Can I point out the different parts of the pickle? Like a flight attendant does for the exits?
Kamille Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Trust me I know how to handle... oops measure a pickle.. it's my specialty.. Pickle handler!
Balthazar Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Can you ladies imagine the LS moderators allowing the posting of pickles? They probably don't even allow that on the cooler dating sites:)
dreamergrl Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Okay as designer - I am making the rule that the pickle needs to be dyed green and kept trim, no need to have those lil stems poking around.
Kamille Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Can I point out the different parts of the pickle? Like a flight attendant does for the exits? I am so glad you're in charge of design! Another great idea! Yes, I think you will be awesome for pointing out the different parts of pickle, à la Barker's beauty. Don't forget to gloat!
Lizzie60 Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Can I point out the different parts of the pickle? Like a flight attendant does for the exits? Yes go ahead.. we need direction for how to make the pickle exit the juice.. oonnnnnn
dreamergrl Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Ooo Oooo!!! I know I know! We can make pickle replicas and sell them! People can order whatever type of pickle they want! Then the funds can go for our traveling of the tour. We can have a pickle parade and toss out free pickles! And have a pickle float in the shape of our mascots pickle .. sooo ummm yeah we'll be needing a picture too
Kamille Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Ooo Oooo!!! I know I know! We can make pickle replicas and sell them! People can order whatever type of pickle they want! Then the funds can go for our traveling of the tour. We can have a pickle parade and toss out free pickles! And have a pickle float in the shape of our mascots pickle .. sooo ummm yeah we'll be needing a picture too ..... We will soon have a Picklegloater hollyday!
dreamergrl Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Okay, so Lizzie is in charge of the pickle handling and measurements I've got design and pointing out pickle areas and Kamile should be in charge of collecting funds for the pickles and taking orders for new pickles. We'll have to pass some pickle laws
Balthazar Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Ooo Oooo!!! I know I know! We can make pickle replicas and sell them! People can order whatever type of pickle they want! Then the funds can go for our traveling of the tour. We can have a pickle parade and toss out free pickles! And have a pickle float in the shape of our mascots pickle .. sooo ummm yeah we'll be needing a picture too So let me understand... You propose I dye my pickle green, then get it's stems trimmed(by Dreamergirl), get it measured(by Lizzie), then photograph it and post in on LS for charitable purposes... Is that about it?
Lizzie60 Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Ooo Oooo!!! I know I know! We can make pickle replicas and sell them! People can order whatever type of pickle they want! Then the funds can go for our traveling of the tour. We can have a pickle parade and toss out free pickles! And have a pickle float in the shape of our mascots pickle .. sooo ummm yeah we'll be needing a picture too OK.. I'm taking a break.. all of a sudden .. I have a craving for a big juicy pickle.. see ya later.
dreamergrl Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 ..... We will soon have a Picklegloater hollyday! It'll be like Christmas only better! "Santa, can I have a 8 inch pickle imported from Italy please! I've been good, I swear!"
Kamille Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Okay, so Lizzie is in charge of the pickle handling and measurements I've got design and pointing out pickle areas and Kamile should be in charge of collecting funds for the pickles and taking orders for new pickles. We'll have to pass some pickle laws I'm your pickle treasurer .
Kamille Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 So let me understand... You propose I dye my pickle green, then get it's stems trimmed(by Dreamergirl), get it measured(by Lizzie), then photograph it and post in on LS for charitable purposes... Is that about it? Don't forget the North American Tour.
Balthazar Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 This pickle is actually in Greece for the moment, not Italy.
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