dreamergrl Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 ooh we could start our own forum: pickle gloaters.com We'll write the pickle bible, filled with pickled truth. We will call non-pickle-gloaters delusional and present our pickle philosophy as the "green pill". finally, our day has come. Can we knock on doors and spread the word of pickles?
Lizzie60 Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 I am dressed for the occasion.. pickle green corset..
Balthazar Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Were not going to start a thread about the size of our pickles, are we?
Kamille Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Can we knock on doors and spread the word of pickles? I am dressed for the occasion.. pickle green corset.. Yes yes, we can all wear green corsets as we knock on doors with our pickled truth!
dreamergrl Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Were not going to start a thread about the size of our pickles, are we? I don't have a pickle, but if you wanna talk about yours You can join us to spread the word of the pickles - we could do demonstrations.
Lizzie60 Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Were not going to start a thread about the size of our pickles, are we? Why not? hey that's a cool idea.. How long is your Gherkin? or your Cucumis anguria ?
dreamergrl Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Yes yes, we can all wear green corsets as we knock on doors with our pickled truth! Heeey I'm from Milwaukee - I can represent for Milwaukee's best pickles! I think that's what they are call... it's a name of a beer too
Kamille Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Were not going to start a thread about the size of our pickles, are we? Pickle Hater!? (ps Balthazar: I am just spoofing some of the posts that appeared lately).
Balthazar Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Why not? hey that's a cool idea.. How long is your Gherkin? or your Cucumis anguria ? Cool as a cucumber...
dreamergrl Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Pickle Hater!? (ps Balthazar: I am just spoofing some of the posts that appeared lately). He'll cross over, don't worry - he just needs to hear the word of the pickle
Kamille Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 He'll cross over, don't worry - he just needs to hear the word of the pickle hehehe Sounds like he is already converting, since he knows his pickle is worthy of mucho mucho gloating action.
Balthazar Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Hey, no problem Kamille. I am over-endowed as far as pickles go. No other pickle can compare.
Lizzie60 Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Cool as a cucumber... humm. avoiding the answer????
dreamergrl Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 I still say we use him for demonstration! On with the pickles!
Lizzie60 Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 I still say we use him for demonstration! On with the pickles! How can we use him for demonstration if we have no idea if he has a big 'dill' or a small 'gherkin'... We need more information for our mascot..
dreamergrl Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 How can we use him for demonstration if we have no idea if he has a big 'dill' or a small 'gherkin'... We need more information for our mascot.. Yes yes, this is true. And we need to inspect it.. I mean we don't need any rotten pickles, or shriveled pickles right? On with the pickle inspection!
Lizzie60 Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Do you want it in metric or inches? Up to you.. as long as you specify.. 6 in. = 15 cm. Now.. now ... don't cheat.
Lizzie60 Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Yes yes, this is true. And we need to inspect it.. I mean we don't need any rotten pickles, or shriveled pickles right? On with the pickle inspection! I agree it has to be a nice, big, juicy, straight, healthy pickle..
dreamergrl Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 Up to you.. as long as you specify.. 6 in. = 15 cm. Now.. now ... don't cheat. No rounding up either!
dreamergrl Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 I agree it has to be a nice, big, juicy, straight, healthy pickle.. Yeah none of those soggy ones that are turning brown. The pickle juice needs to be fresh too!
Lizzie60 Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 No rounding up either! .... I can imagine Balthazar, right now, looking at a Playboy magazine.. to get the maximum length... then getting the tape out, pulling his pants down.. and measuring his pickle..
Balthazar Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 It's 20 inches, or is that centimeters ? I get mixed up some times. Although , it not just the length of the pickle, girth is also important... even more so some chicks say...
Lizzie60 Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 It's 20 inches, or is that centimeters ? I get mixed up some times. Although , it not just the length of the pickle, girth is also important... even more so some chicks say... I think it must be in cm.. lol OK.. we'll settle for the length and the diameter.. and the circumference.. get all the measures out of the way..
dreamergrl Posted March 31, 2008 Posted March 31, 2008 .... I can imagine Balthazar, right now, looking at a Playboy magazine.. to get the maximum length... then getting the tape out, pulling his pants down.. and measuring his pickle.. Well practice makes perfect he needs to be able to show how to correctly measure the pickles
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