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is a stripper. If she can move, in the long run, that's all a man needs. I don't want a boring prude of a wife. I want one that's thin, can apply her make-up to highlight her eyes, and can dance and slither like none other. Non-strippers need not apply.

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is a stripper. If she can move, in the long run, that's all a man needs. I don't want a boring prude of a wife. I want one that's thin, can apply her make-up to highlight her eyes, and can dance and slither like none other. Non-strippers need not apply.

 

What in the world?

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Good luck with that...

 

ugh.

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LOL! You remind me of my STBXH who told me he wanted a woman who would have sex with him but wouldn't demand anything of him in the way of a reciprocating relationship requires. I told him he needed a hooker.

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LOL! You remind me of my STBXH who told me he wanted a woman who would have sex with him but wouldn't demand anything of him in the way of a reciprocating relationship requires. I told him he needed a hooker.

 

Lol ...Isn't that what every guy wants in an ideal world?

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is a stripper. If she can move, in the long run, that's all a man needs. I don't want a boring prude of a wife. I want one that's thin, can apply her make-up to highlight her eyes, and can dance and slither like none other. Non-strippers need not apply.

 

The first and most important step is being honest about what you want. Go get 'em Poonani!

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LOL! You remind me of my STBXH who told me he wanted a woman who would have sex with him but wouldn't demand anything of him in the way of a reciprocating relationship requires. I told him he needed a hooker.

 

Yeah but not just a hooker but one that doesn't charge and only has one client.

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LOL! You remind me of my STBXH who told me he wanted a woman who would have sex with him but wouldn't demand anything of him in the way of a reciprocating relationship requires. I told him he needed a hooker.

No. I don't want a hooker, just one that knows how to suck me in with her eyes and body. That is a huge prerequisite to having me ask a woman's hand in marriage. If she's clumsy or not coordinated, in tune with her body, there will be nothing about her I adore for a lifetime.

 

 

 

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No. I don't want a hooker, just one that knows how to suck me in with her eyes and body. That is a huge prerequisite to having me ask a woman's hand in marriage. If she's clumsy or not coordinated, in tune with her body, there will be nothing about her I adore for a lifetime.

 

 

 

 

How about someone who has a good heart and will treat you like a king? Why does she need to be a stripper? There are so many good quality girls out there who make a good, honest living and don't have to strip for approval.

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haha.. my brother married a stripper. She was evil.

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Strippers are crazy.

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and what do u have to offer this woman, when find her? Y should she go out with u?

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and what do u have to offer this woman, when find her? Y should she go out with u?

..My penis.

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..My penis.

 

 

lol.. how big? :laugh:

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is a stripper. If she can move, in the long run, that's all a man needs. I don't want a boring prude of a wife. I want one that's thin, can apply her make-up to highlight her eyes, and can dance and slither like none other. Non-strippers need not apply.

 

LOL, I feel the same way about my ideal man. Only, I don't care if he can apply make-up or not. :p

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is a stripper. If she can move, in the long run, that's all a man needs. I don't want a boring prude of a wife. I want one that's thin, can apply her make-up to highlight her eyes, and can dance and slither like none other. Non-strippers need not apply.

 

would a masseuse be OK? ;)

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I hold the camera. All she has to do is move her near-perfect body, face, and eyes the right way. We'll live happily ever after.

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No. I don't want a hooker, just one that knows how to suck me in with her eyes and body. That is a huge prerequisite to having me ask a woman's hand in marriage. If she's clumsy or not coordinated, in tune with her body, there will be nothing about her I adore for a lifetime.

 

 

 

 

You know, most strippers are only agile on the pole--they aren't poised at every moment of the day. LOL, course, how she moves on the pole may be the only graceful aspect you are concerned about.

 

May I ask: how does one become so superficial? Bad experience with your mother? Watch your father belittle women? Please educate me.

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May I ask: how does one become so superficial? Bad experience with your mother? Watch your father belittle women? Please educate me.

I come to this conclusion after 28 years on this Earth, that strippers are the great motivator for mankind. Progress could not have been made without them.

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I come to this conclusion after 28 years on this Earth, that strippers are the great motivator for mankind. Progress could not have been made without them.

 

You're so cute :p

 

At least you know what you want. So how about you get off LS, go out and find your stripper. Just think she could be out the right now, wrapped around her pole. You go be that pole. ;)

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I come to this conclusion after 28 years on this Earth, that strippers are the great motivator for mankind. Progress could not have been made without them.

 

yeah.... strippers are so wonderful.... how could anyone ever survive with out them..... :confused: (please note the sacrasm...)

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All of the strippers I have seen are gross and fake.

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I come to this conclusion after 28 years on this Earth, that strippers are the great motivator for mankind. Progress could not have been made without them.

 

All the posts about bf's going to strip clubs just came to my mind...

 

Every man has their preference, but I highly doubt strippers are a motivator for man kind.

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is a stripper. If she can move, in the long run, that's all a man needs. I don't want a boring prude of a wife. I want one that's thin, can apply her make-up to highlight her eyes, and can dance and slither like none other. Non-strippers need not apply.

better one. A robot ! who can do whatever you want, and never complain. stripper may resent you one day, you know

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is a stripper. If she can move, in the long run, that's all a man needs. I don't want a boring prude of a wife. I want one that's thin, can apply her make-up to highlight her eyes, and can dance and slither like none other. Non-strippers need not apply.

 

Good for you for knowing what you want. So long as you're honest with whomever you date, it's all good, right?

 

Too bad not everyone is as honest. I hate it when people pussyfoot around. They need to cut through the crap and just be real.

 

If strippers are your thing, then follow your dream!

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