Gold Pile Posted March 22, 2008 Posted March 22, 2008 No dates this weekend but I have two lined up for next Friday. One isn't a surprise, I helped two Lesbians (actually bi-sexual) paint their place and they've invited me for dinner as a thanks. The 2nd is a surprise. I recently had a business meeting with a very attractive 36 year old. It was quickly established that her education was higher than mine, her work was 100% white collar. My higher educ is fractured and my work is occasionally physical. (but I make more $ ) I didn't even try to get a date with her. She looks like a model, was almost my height, was in great shape, is a decade or so younger than GP and she's pretty classy too. In the course of business she got a fair glimpse of my somewhat impressive assets. (financial...you bunch of jokers) I likely made a decent impression on my knowledge of her business specialty. But that's about it. I'm stunned to get a dinner invite from her. An invite for me and one of her male associates. He helped put this deal together, my account with them is fairly low profit for them. While it may be just be good business, it's not common in this industry, especially on a low profit deal. Is he her wing-man to help her date me? Am I being used as an excuse for her to date the associate? He's about 5 years her Jr. I wish I could figure it out B4 the date. (serious input welcome) The good thing about the lesbian date is that I have a choice..their home cooking or dinner on them at a restaurant. I chose home cooking because when out there are too many opportunities for a man to pay for something...a drink, part of the tip, etc. Plus @ their home it's more intimate. Both invites are for Friday, I can only pick one and I'm leaning toward the 2 bi sexual woman.
Author Gold Pile Posted March 22, 2008 Author Posted March 22, 2008 Forgot to warn you that post isn't very funny. Also... near the end of our business meeting, this previously wide awake woman started yawning. I once asked a girl about her yawning...she said she was tired of us talking and wanted me to make a move. I tend to view yawning as a signal of sorts. Serious input welcome...but I expect unlikely.
OpenBook Posted March 22, 2008 Posted March 22, 2008 If I were you I'd take the business dinner. You're more likely to get laid as a result of it. What would 2 lebanese (:p) want with you??
shockandawed Posted March 22, 2008 Posted March 22, 2008 Very simple, You accept the first invitation and you politely ask for a rescheduling from the second as you have already made plans for that evening.
Little Shy Posted March 22, 2008 Posted March 22, 2008 WTF is your main objective here? It seems like you are trying to figure out which is the best bet on getting laid? I'm going to assume that is your objective for the eve, so starting from there, are you sure the "lesbians" are bisexual? Because BIG difference there on if you stand to get any action out of the deal. And, if they are bisexual, hell, might as well do the dinner at their house, then it can be more "intimate" between the 3 of you. Then you won't have to deal with all the "hassles" like God forbid buying them a drink or paying for a tip. And don't forget, even if you go to their house for dinner, you are expected to bring something. In your case, with your objective in mind, might as well cut straight to the chase. I would recommend bringing a wine bag, but surprise! Instead of their being wine in the bag, there is a giant bottle of K-Y. Talk about an icebreaker! If you decide to take the route of going out on a date with this 36 yr old woman with some class, there maybe some chance she will see through to your "main objective" here. Perhaps she already has, and that is why another associate is coming along! Maybe, she dosen't even want anything to do with you personally, (remember, she shows indication of class) and this is merely a business dinner! And the yawn? Who knows, maybe she was tired from a long day at work. Don't overanalyze that. Good luck, either way.
Phateless Posted March 22, 2008 Posted March 22, 2008 Why not reschedule with the lesbians for the next night? Tell them a business dinner came up and since you're a small account you feel you should take the opportunity for networking while you have it. They'll understand, right?
Author Gold Pile Posted March 22, 2008 Author Posted March 22, 2008 Hi Little shy, Your points are well taken:lmao: They've each had men before, so they are bi,... I just like saying lesbian. I'll bring them a nice gift. I'll purchase some cheap Vodka and peel the label off, then print up a classy new label. Not sure if I should bring OJ or not. I'm trying to get info on the classy lady via back channels. Have to go easy cause those channels flow both ways. Ya never know...she might be on the hunt for NS sex too.
melodymatters Posted March 22, 2008 Posted March 22, 2008 So, is your whole agenda in life NSA sex and not spending money ? Do you have any OTHER interests or hobbies ?
Touche Posted March 22, 2008 Posted March 22, 2008 and since you're a small account That says it all. It's a clear choice here.
Lizzie60 Posted March 22, 2008 Posted March 22, 2008 If I were you I'd take the business dinner. You're more likely to get laid as a result of it. What would 2 lebanese (:p) want with you?? typo... or ?
Author Gold Pile Posted March 22, 2008 Author Posted March 22, 2008 So, is your whole agenda in life NSA sex and not spending money ? Do you have any OTHER interests or hobbies ? No, why? This is another trick question, isn't it?
Lizzie60 Posted March 22, 2008 Posted March 22, 2008 I say go with your gut feeling.. If you think you have a chance with the classy lady.. go for it.. if you don't have a chance but is a good work opportunity.. go for it.. The lesbians.. you can always say something came up.. blablabla.. Keep us informed!!!!
melodymatters Posted March 22, 2008 Posted March 22, 2008 No, why? This is another trick question, isn't it? Thats cool GP, I just wanted to clear that up. I like honesty in a man !
Author Gold Pile Posted March 22, 2008 Author Posted March 22, 2008 If I were you I'd take the business dinner. You're more likely to get laid as a result of it. What would 2 lebanese (:p) want with you?? Speaking of Lebanese...ya ever hit on an Indian lady? It never fails, a Pakastani man comes out of the store's stockroom all angry and yelling about my having no business with Nepalese women. I then have to take my business to the next Afgani owned store.
Touche Posted March 22, 2008 Posted March 22, 2008 Speaking of Lebanese...ya ever hit on an Indian lady? It never fails, a Pakastani man comes out of the store's stockroom all angry and yelling about my having no business with Nepalese women. I then have to take my business to the next Afgani owned store. I know. Sucks when that happens.
OpenBook Posted March 23, 2008 Posted March 23, 2008 Speaking of Lebanese...ya ever hit on an Indian lady? No, can't say that I ever have. It sounds brutal.
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