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Pickup lines are lame. Sure. But thats so funny about them. Of course the other side just need to be the un-stuck up type.

 

"Im sorry girls. Can you please help me. Ive must have lost my Medal of Honour somewhere here."

 

"Wait up miss, you forget something inside.......Me."

 

"Id better escort you out of here, you are not safe here. Havent you seen how the other women look at you? They would kill their own granny to look at least half as good as you."

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Hey baby, if you were a booger I'd pick you first.

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