audrey_1 Posted March 21, 2008 Posted March 21, 2008 Oh, I can't possibly do that. However, I could stop for a Baby Ruth on the way. It is too late for me to order this: http://www.dominicantoday.com/dr/this-and-that/2007/1/11/21441/Burqini-Muslim-womens-reply-to-bikini :lmao: I applaude your style! Bring one of those water skimmer things that moves along the top of the water ... just to keep things tidy.
NuTuDating Posted March 21, 2008 Posted March 21, 2008 I wish I could get away from work long enough to go to a mountain and soak in a hot tub with a bunch of members of the opposite sex. Get over it and get in the hot tub.
audrey_1 Posted March 21, 2008 Posted March 21, 2008 I am currently drinking ze perfect hot tub drink: hot chocolate with a dash of Cointreau. Moi? oh, I am ze character that drank Chocolat au Cointreau in ze 'ot tub yes? And then, next thing I knew, a burkini clad hockey player was chasing me with a ham. In ze big big mountains. Yes. I got laid recently. I am doomed. Save me Unders! :lmao:
Storyrider Posted March 21, 2008 Posted March 21, 2008 Here's what you must do!....bring some bubble bath and sneak it into the water when no one is looking. You will have more foam than you know what to do with.
Author underpants Posted March 21, 2008 Author Posted March 21, 2008 Alright, This horror movie is off to a right start. I just visited several stores in search of a burkani and arm floaties. I found a somewhat unoffensive top and some board shorts. Although, I did try on that suit with the skirt (you ladies know the one). Arm floaties at Target were like all safe and stuff and cost 10 bucks each. That is way too much to spend on a joke. Although I was eyeing the pool noodle designed like the gladiator Q-tip. Another day. I stopped by a few more stores in search of arm floaties. Apparently there are too many children in the world or no one stocks these things (most likely because the cheap ones are not all that safe). I found one here, one there, but not enough anywhere. So, I concluded that the Universe does not want me to make a arse out of myself in an arm floatie fashion. Another day. I purchased a cute but on sale Easter basket and thought ...plan B. A rubber duckie, bottle of wine, some candy in hollow eggs and some flowers. Probably the more classy way to go. (of course all previous stores probably had rubber ducks). Plan B...rated horror moments. No rubber duckies to be found and the flowers were not great (3 stores). I thought that every grocery store had rubber ducks on the baby aisle. Not tonight. In a frustration I decided to visit the all night grocery store (NO, not The Walmart). I drove and noticed that the roads were very dark. A freaking power outage (traffic lights and all stores) over a 2 mile radius to the one store that is most likely to have all that I need. A full moon no less. I took this as a sign to return home and possibly an omen of things to come. *in future breaking news, a woman was found in the mountains affixiated by a rubber duck in a hot tub*
Author underpants Posted March 21, 2008 Author Posted March 21, 2008 I am currently drinking ze perfect hot tub drink: hot chocolate with a dash of Cointreau. Moi? oh, I am ze character that drank Chocolat au Cointreau in ze 'ot tub yes? And then, next thing I knew, a burkini clad hockey player was chasing me with a ham. In ze big big mountains. Yes. I got laid recently. I am doomed. Save me Unders! Nice accent. I just watched a most awful horror movie (only because it had Henry Rollins in it) and also because there was the utterness of "movie test". This immediately prompted me to go to the terrible horror section. Wrong turn 2. Set in the mountains. With cannibal hillbillys. The only great part of that movie is watching that chick from the Idol Chat get split in two with an ax. Are you sure that is ham?
Kamille Posted March 21, 2008 Posted March 21, 2008 No rubber duckies to be found and the flowers were not great (3 stores). I thought that every grocery store had rubber ducks on the baby aisle. Not tonight. In a frustration I decided to visit the all night grocery store (NO, not The Walmart). I drove and noticed that the roads were very dark. A freaking power outage (traffic lights and all stores) over a 2 mile radius to the one store that is most likely to have all that I need. A full moon no less. I hear rubber duckies have their monthly meeting every full moon and complain about not enough time spent outdoors hot tubs, in ze big big mountains. But no worries. Get a comdom and balloon-animal it into a ducky. Tah dah! Rubber ducky! Very convenient too, if ever you decide you want to get laid, even though it means certain death.
Kamille Posted March 21, 2008 Posted March 21, 2008 Nice accent. I just watched a most awful horror movie (only because it had Henry Rollins in it) and also because there was the utterness of "movie test". This immediately prompted me to go to the terrible horror section. Wrong turn 2. Set in the mountains. With cannibal hillbillys. The only great part of that movie is watching that chick from the Idol Chat get split in two with an ax. Are you sure that is ham? cannibal hillbillies??? Unders don't go!!!
Author underpants Posted March 21, 2008 Author Posted March 21, 2008 cannibal hillbillies??? Unders don't go!!! Homicidal hockey players??? Kamille don't go!!!
Kamille Posted March 21, 2008 Posted March 21, 2008 We should set up the LS "if anything happened to us" plan right now. I will tell my bf to get in touch with you all if ever a homicidal hockey player wacks me with a ham. Or slits my throat with a skate. Or chokes me with a rubber ducky. Or burns me with a grilled mesquite possum.
Author underpants Posted March 21, 2008 Author Posted March 21, 2008 I can't believe I visited 3 grocery stores in search of a rubber duck. In hindsight, I should have just purchased a carrot, a potato and a peeler. Perhaps a bullioun cube and packed my pepper grinder and made complete fun of the whole cannibal soup idea. Ala Bugs Bunny. It is Easter after all. A bunny must boil.
Lookingforward Posted March 21, 2008 Posted March 21, 2008 Oh yea. That way I can talk about how I like to feed it to my Love Ahh. ROFLMAO They had to be the CREEPIEST couple EVAH Any way you can sneak a device in to blow bubbles in the tub ?
Art_Critic Posted March 21, 2008 Posted March 21, 2008 I can't believe I visited 3 grocery stores in search of a rubber duck. They have them at target.. in the baby section..
Author underpants Posted March 21, 2008 Author Posted March 21, 2008 Thanks Art. When I was there I was too focused on arm floaties. I'll find one today. I hope I survive Mountain Madness. I hope Kamille survives Homicidal Hockey Ham. Happy Easter/Spring Equinox to all.
Miss_Diagnosed Posted March 21, 2008 Posted March 21, 2008 Where the hell is Don Ho and his tiny bubbles when you need 'em? If no bubble-making device is found... you could always make your own... bwhahahaaa. Oh and, IMO the burkini is nice, but if it was me, I'd have to go with one of those old fashioned deep sea diving suits with the large round helmets... those are classy! Imagine yourself, walking up the to the hot but, decked out in one those bad-ass suits, breathing a little like Darth Vader, with the rubber duckie in hand... niiiice! "WE DIVE AT FIVE!"
Replicant Posted March 21, 2008 Posted March 21, 2008 I have one day to lose 5 pounds I think you've been banking something for a few weeks now (Based on a previous thread) and i'm not talking UK pounds here!
Little Shy Posted March 22, 2008 Posted March 22, 2008 Whoa! WhAT is going on here!!! And WHY are you dissing Henry Rollins?? I love me some Henry Rollins!! But no seriously, why is everyone always so concerned about getting into a bathing suit? And why does everyone always think a hot tub is going to lead to "kinky" activity? I have spent so much time in hot tubs it is unreal. I live in So Cal, but spend a lot of time snowboarding in the mountains, so I live & breathe hot tub culture! Don't you know, it's just part of the build up to insinuate the "anything" might happen in there, but 8 times out of 10, NOTHING happens in there besides people having a good time, chatting it up with each other, (in their bathing suits) and having a beer or a glass of wine or two or three or four. Jesus, most people lose the motivation for anything "HOT & HEAVY" when you are soaking in a tub that is already 104 degrees! You are more in danger of random sexual encounters going down when you are tucked into a sofa or bed reading in front of a fireplace in the mountains! Thats when the motivation for comfort & warmth Really comes on! Get in your damn suit sans floaty devices and have a good time. Don't trip, it's only a hot tub!
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